Noelle ([info]terrenepixy) wrote in [info]stupid_free,
@ 2008-03-27 10:57:00
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[info]sf_drama told me this was worthy of being posted here.

[info]schlake is taking bread too seriously in [info]cooking. Also, he doesn't like canned stock. However, canned haggis is a-okay, but potatoes are New World food.

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[info]itsjustaphase
2008-03-27 06:04 pm UTC (link)
This guy is a complete douche.

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[info]clafount
2008-03-27 06:05 pm UTC (link)
LOL BREADWANK

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[info]marvinetta
2008-03-27 06:27 pm UTC (link)
That was my reaction, too.

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[info]asetwoman
2008-03-27 06:05 pm UTC (link)
But there are bread laws, I tell you!

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[info]loree
2008-03-27 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Better call the bread police!

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[info]emilytheslayer
2008-03-27 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh the potato one is even better! Nevermind how long ago potatoes made their way to Britain, they don't count! I'd love for him to go tell Ireland that they shouldn't be eating potatoes, because they're a New World food! Dumbass.

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:09 pm UTC (link)
I know, right? It's like, hello, the IRISH HAD AN ENTIRE FAMINE BECAUSE OF POTATOES.

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(no subject) - [info]emilytheslayer, 2008-03-27 06:12 pm UTC
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[info]t_o_n_k_s
2008-03-27 06:06 pm UTC (link)
I love all this talk of flattened loaves. I think when I'm mad from now on I'll say, "This really flattens my loaf."

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[info]ladymiranoy
2008-03-27 06:07 pm UTC (link)
ICON LOVE.

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(no subject) - [info]emilytheslayer, 2008-03-27 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]admiral_chowder, 2008-03-27 10:05 pm UTC

[info]ladymiranoy
2008-03-27 06:07 pm UTC (link)
...breadwank. Come on now.

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[info]windypoint
2008-03-27 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh god. After seeing those pictures of french bread and all that discussion about scissors vs razors, I can't look at your Heath Ledger cock icon without thinking "snip... snip... snip."

This is probably the most disturbing thing I have encountered online this week, because it's my own mind doing it all out of harmless inputs.

Snip. Snip. Snip.
Aaaaaargh!

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(no subject) - [info]yamara34, 2008-03-27 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinkakinka, 2008-03-27 09:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ladymiranoy, 2008-03-28 10:28 pm UTC
My first thought
[info]exairetemechane
2008-03-27 06:07 pm UTC (link)
French bread? In MY bruschetta?

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Re: My first thought
[info]cparamo
2008-03-27 06:09 pm UTC (link)
It's more likely than you think.

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[info]lincolnzoe
2008-03-27 06:07 pm UTC (link)
someone needs to post a recipe for canned haggis that uses canned broth :)

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[info]la_asianloco
2008-03-27 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Apparently certified bread-makers frown on bellasmommy's imitation bread, and the whole process that goes into making it.

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[info]alletiders
2008-03-27 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Breadwank! Finally!

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Now we just need Beverage wank and we have a picnic.

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[info]usekh
2008-03-27 06:11 pm UTC (link)
What a gigantic wanker.."potatoes are new world food"? yeah, 400 years ago :P

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[info]derumi
2008-03-27 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh noes! Better get rid of the beans, maize, and squash, too! D:

edit: And chocolate. Man, that fellow's life must be boring.

Edited at 2008-03-27 06:40 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]ardor_patientia, 2008-03-27 06:45 pm UTC
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[info]emobus
2008-03-27 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Omg, what a fucking asshole. I love how up in arms he got about the freaking stock.

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:18 pm UTC (link)
I would just make him die because I use canned Swanson's. Not even organic. Just the low-sodium. But, hi, I don't have extra grocery money to buy chickens just to boil for stock.

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[info]spyderbyte
2008-03-27 06:19 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe she is feeding her children that bread.

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
They are going to grow up to be so fucked up!11!!!11

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(no subject) - [info]emilytheslayer, 2008-03-27 06:33 pm UTC
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[info]randomneses
2008-03-27 06:19 pm UTC (link)
*LAUGH* French Bread carmelized on the inside?

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[info]voksen
2008-03-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like French croutons...

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(no subject) - [info]ellyfialy, 2008-03-27 06:38 pm UTC
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[info]yenesi
2008-03-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
DUDE. I making olives on Sunday, I should ask him what the laws are on that.

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[info]visible_bruises
2008-03-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
what a weird thing to be all militant about.

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[info]loree
2008-03-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
"Hi, I'm a food snob who wants to ruin cooking for EVERYONE!"

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[info]compost75
2008-03-27 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I just love how s/he makes up bread laws. No. There was no legal definition of bread before the 70s that limited the ingredients to flour, water, yeast and salt.

Just no.

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
He is e-food-lawyer!

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[info]mousekinn
2008-03-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
WAIT!

I do have a semi-appropriate macro!



.. what? it involves bread...

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I love that it's so cute.

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[info]hatsumomo
2008-03-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Canned haggis is sacrilege to the mighty haggis.

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[info]sassette726
2008-03-27 06:32 pm UTC (link)
And... vegetarian haggis? WTF? That's like vegetarian steak.

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(no subject) - [info]hatsumomo, 2008-03-27 06:34 pm UTC
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[info]we_are_pliable
2008-03-27 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Anthony Bourdain would kick this clown's ass.

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[info]tanwen
2008-03-27 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Word. And I would pay to see it!

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[info]arosoff
2008-03-27 06:27 pm UTC (link)
oh FFS, I wish I were a member so I could get away with posting. Yes, there's a French law that says baguettes may only contain flour, water, salt, and yeast (ascorbic acid may also be added for dough conditioning). However, it is perfectly legal to make other types of bread which contain other ingredients.

The guy's an ass AND he has his facts wrong.

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[info]sassette726
2008-03-27 06:28 pm UTC (link)
I really wonder how people that particular about minute details manage to function in society. Wouldn't you be freaking the fuck out every ten minutes?

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[info]werewolf_lib
2008-03-27 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Maybe that explains all the adults who don't seem ashamed to throw tantrums in public?

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(no subject) - [info]sassette726, 2008-03-27 07:15 pm UTC

[info]voksen
2008-03-27 06:29 pm UTC (link)
The New World potatoes thing is the absolute best part of this whole shitfest.

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[info]kakaze
2008-03-27 10:01 pm UTC (link)
See, I thought the whole "canned stock is evil, mmmkay" thing meshed with the fact that ve bought several varieties of canned haggis was the best part. The potatoes are just the cherry on top.

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[info]cumaeansibyl
2008-03-27 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Wait, how do you have caramelized bread if you're not supposed to put sugar in it?

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[info]terrenepixy
2008-03-27 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Apparently flour has sugar in it now.

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