one_stab ([info]two_stabs) wrote in [info]stupid_free,
@ 2006-12-02 11:54:00
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Can lesbians have sex? And is anal penetration sex?

So soon after [info]tovasshi's [info]sex_debate community is founded, [info]stupid_free worthiness is generated post-haste, reaffirming my faith in the stupidity of folks on the internet.

NO, PEOPLE. The VAGINA is the MAGIC HOLE and the penis is the MAGIC SHAFT and together they create sex molecules. Otherwise, you're just shooting blanks.




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[info]fadedsecrets
2006-12-02 05:00 pm UTC (link)
...it seems everyone (OP included) is aware that yes, lesbians have sex, and yes on the other counts. I'm confused. Is it stupid because they know people who think otherwise, or because they even asked about it?

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[info]two_stabs
2006-12-02 05:19 pm UTC (link)
The OP was unsure.

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[info]kasha_kitten
2006-12-02 05:07 pm UTC (link)
I've actually had this argument with a friend. She believed that if she was with a guy and they had oral sex it didn't fall under what she thought of as sex. However, when I was with my girlfriend and we had oral sex, or sex with toys then she believed that would fall under the term sex.

Being quite drunk and belligerent at the time I tried to point out her false Clinton-esque logic, which she understood didn't fit. She still didn't equate hetero oral sex to be 'sex' but homo/bisexual oral sex could be 'sex' and somehow she convinced me that this was logical.

I think this confusion sprung from the term sex being thought of as intercourse only which leaves some nonsense about oral and anal sex not being the same. My deviance prof a few years ago argued that this is probably because if you think of oral and anal sex and not intercourse than you can have oral and anal sex and still technically be a virgin.

Either way this post made me giggle terribly, "I do believe in lesbian sex! I do believe!" *claps*

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[info]happiestsadist
2006-12-02 10:13 pm UTC (link)
You HAVE to tell me who this was. So I may giggle.

I shall join you in clapping, cutie.

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[info]fnck
2006-12-02 05:13 pm UTC (link)
But if no one there actually thinks that lesbians can't have sex, then where's the stupid?

It was a valid debate, I think, because there really are other people out there who believe they can't. They're pretty stupid, but as far as I know, none of them responded to that particular post.

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[info]two_stabs
2006-12-02 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I just read the OP. The fact that she's in doubt in the first place is sort of striking.

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[info]saintsavin
2006-12-02 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Plz send earth logic to this person, kthnx.

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[info]phreakelove
2006-12-02 08:30 pm UTC (link)
LOL! Earth logic.

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[info]elsolylaluna
2006-12-04 12:00 am UTC (link)
Which person? If you're referring to me (the OP), I'd like to ask you to actually read the post, which was made simply for the sake of debate. I have my opinions, I know my facts, and I'm quite secure with them.

Also, "Earth logic" = lol. I'm so using that phrase from now on.

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[info]kristy2078
2006-12-02 05:29 pm UTC (link)


Anyone can gank this strip; I ganked it from somewhere.

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[info]two_stabs
2006-12-02 05:46 pm UTC (link)
lol.

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[info]raetehytan
2006-12-02 05:54 pm UTC (link)
I really don't think it's that stupid. Definately not worthy of being posted here, anyway. Sure to some people the answer seems obvious, but I've seen these questions and debates raised countless times.

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[info]two_stabs
2006-12-02 05:56 pm UTC (link)
We'll have to agree to disagree that asking if anal sex is sex is stupid or not.

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[info]flamingchords
2006-12-02 06:08 pm UTC (link)
From the OP: "Personally, I believe they can, but I've met people who say that oral sex is not sex..."

It looks to me like she already knows, and is bringing it up for the sake of discussion, or perhaps to illustrate other people's ignorance about sex, which is also a worthy topic for discussion.

Sorry, man, I think you're trying too hard.

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[info]two_stabs
2006-12-02 06:19 pm UTC (link)
My penis just shrank like two inches.

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[info]_stasha
2006-12-02 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Umm I think they were just striking up a debate to get the community going since a lot of people really do think intercourse is the only thing that can be sex.

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[info]elsolylaluna
2006-12-03 02:04 am UTC (link)
YOU WIN THE PRIZE.

Seriously. I don't know why it's not obvious. I know what I'm talking about; I just wanted some opinions.

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[info]ginasketch
2006-12-02 06:12 pm UTC (link)
meh. I was expecting real lulz.

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[info]flamingchords
2006-12-02 06:26 pm UTC (link)
I may just have to toss a post together from nothing. "My girlfriend doesn't like condoms, and she insists that as long as she's on top, she won't get pregnant, because sperm can't travel uphill. What do you guys think? I hope she's right, because I don't like condoms either."

(Actually, I lie. I've heard this one in real life.)

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(no subject) - [info]two_stabs, 2006-12-02 08:23 pm UTC
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[info]scattywah
2006-12-02 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I like your synopsis. Sex molecules it is.

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[info]gryfindormia
2006-12-02 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Geez, and I thought I had a sheltered childhood.

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[info]melfice
2006-12-02 06:50 pm UTC (link)
I really don't see any stupid.

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[info]madra_liath
2006-12-02 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I quite like the inherent stupidity in someone half-reading a post and then running over here with a huge boner yelling "HAY GAISE LULZ @ TEH STOOPID!"

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[info]nodescriptor
2006-12-02 07:18 pm UTC (link)
That's the only stupid I saw.

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[info]tovasshi
2006-12-02 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Patience my friend. Eventually my com's e-virginity shal be taken.

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[info]saywhat
2006-12-02 07:48 pm UTC (link)
NO, PEOPLE. The VAGINA is the MAGIC HOLE and the penis is the MAGIC SHAFT and together they create sex molecules. Otherwise, you're just shooting blanks.

*falls off of her chair*

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[info]gwenhyffar
2006-12-02 09:03 pm UTC (link)
I just loooooove a meta-stupid.

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[info]trialia
2006-12-02 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Someone over at that comm gave a sensible definition - if you can catch an STI from doing it, it's sex. Works for me...

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[info]dustthouart
2006-12-03 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh no! Does my blood transfusion mean I'm not a virgin anymore?
Man, I was hoping at least to be conscious for it...

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[info]fadeddesignxx
2006-12-03 12:11 am UTC (link)
Because us lesbians? All virgins. ;D

IT'S NOT SEX UNLESS IT'S PENIS IN VAGINA!oneoneoneelevntyone!

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[info]arabwel
2006-12-03 02:40 am UTC (link)
that actually reminds me of a plot device I used in one of my novels... the "virgin sacrifice" was a lesbian, and although she fit thedefinition of virigin TECHNICALLY, with an intact hymen and all that, the Elder Gods did not approve and the bad guy trying to gain uberpowers got to be in the recieving endof at entacle isntead....

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[info]narcissisma
2006-12-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
That? INcluding the bit about the receiving end of a tentacle? Makes me love you THIS MUCH |=======================|

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(no subject) - [info]arabwel, 2006-12-04 01:56 am UTC

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