stupid_free: I can't afford to see a doctor, but I am having unprotected sex and do not care if I get knocked up!

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@ 2006-09-14 04:28:00

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300 comments, vaginapagina

I can't afford to see a doctor, but I am having unprotected sex and do not care if I get knocked up!
In a vaginapagina post jessicaloves311 provides this lovely little gem full of stupid.

Okay so I am 19. I am not worried of getting prepgnant. So therefore I have unprotected sex with my fiancee. And I do want a baby. We're not trying hard like tracking ovulation times and what not. But sort've if it happens, it happens, ya know? Well I've went 6 months now according to cyclespage.com without a period exactly to the day. Ive tested so many times throughout the months it isn't even funny. And all of them come out negative. But still no period. No signs of pregnancy or getting bigger. My sister had went 11 months without a period and she was fine. She went to the doctor they said she was fine just didnt have one. Well my mom has too many periods. And my grandmother had early menopause at like 28. So as you can see everything is really out of whack. Any thoughts? And yes! I know I need to go to the doctor but I am bad at keeping myself in line. And that and money has been tight. YES! for 6 months. So any thoughts would be cool. <33 Jessica Marie

Naturally the community members tell her that she should be investing her time in obtaining some condoms rather than investing her time in having so much unprotected sex.

The comments are not very wanky thus far, and I doubt they will be because of the strict rules of that particular community. The post in itself certainly makes up for the complete lack of wank.

LULZ EDIT: jessicaloves311 edits her post with this beautiful masterpiece:

I didn't want advice on what I should and shouldn't do. If I needed that I'd go to my mother. I just wanted advice on what could be wrong with me. Thanks for all the help. Geez. If I were to get pregnant I have ways to take care of that and get around it. Ya know why money has been tight? Paying bills, moving into a new apartment, paying off a car, and not to mention paying off loans. OOOooOO I really am not responsible am I? Guess what in 9 whole months or even less than that money wont be tight, okay? So yeah money is tight right now. So if I could get some thoughts as to WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK IS WRONG WITH ME PHYSICALLY. Then please do comment. BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO OR SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T DO THEN YOU CAN JUST DISREGUARD THIS POST. Didn't know I had to keep everyone updated on my personal and financial life.

Thanks.

And OH SHIT, I'VE BEEN BANNINATED FROM vaginapagina!! Oh the horror! I feel obligated to now celebrate as this is my VERY FIRST banning in six years of being a member of Live journal! I'm gonna go weep now. Excuse me. :(((

Lots of lulz all around folks!

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	hatsumomo 2006-09-14 08:59 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Here's hoping she doesn't get pregnant. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oncolgist 2006-09-14 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Here's hoping she doesn't get "prepgnant," either. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	gwenhyffar 2006-09-14 09:03 am UTC (link)
	It's vaginapagina, which has a very strict safe space policy. Snark will not be allowed, nor will wank, so I doubt it'll go anywhere. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 09:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh well. One can hope, right? ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rockboxx 2006-09-14 09:07 am UTC (link)
	The stupid, it hurts. I hope she never breeds. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 09:10 am UTC (link)
	I want to light her on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	windypoint 2006-09-14 09:18 am UTC (link)
	I hope her stupid is due to something like having been dropped on her head as a baby and isn't chromosomal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 09:57 am UTC (link)
	That is certainly a possibility. I however am not that hopeful. =( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wussycat 2006-09-14 09:32 am UTC (link)
	Her bad grammar hurts my brain. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 09:58 am UTC (link)
	My grammar isn't that great so I can't really comment on hers. I'd like to think that mine is not as bad as hers though. =) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	animeredith 2006-09-14 10:04 am UTC (link)
	This is the stupidest stupid I have ever seen. (Reply to this)

	jessicaloves311 2006-09-15 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Actually for like a year I lived with a two year old and I did take care of her. And even though she wasn't mine, I was there to bathe her, feed her, and spend time with her. But yes I know I'm too young and irresponsible to have a baby now. All of the fine people here at stupid_free have brought that to my attention. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	evillottie 2006-09-14 10:59 am UTC (link)
	OT, but I think I recognise you from somewhere. Did you used to be Ari / Emrldsword? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	I did. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aite_eternelle 2006-09-14 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it I'm thinking "Dee dee dee"? (Mind of Mencia fans will understand this) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happiestsadist 2006-09-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Your icon is making me feel happy in the pantaloons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Safe Space Notice goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. I joined there just yesterday and was banned within 24 hours. This makes me lol. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	redlemon 2006-09-14 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	My mom didn't know she was pregnant with me until five months into the pregnancy. Then I was born two months early. She knew about me for...oh....two months? before I was born. And I've seen my mom pregnant. She only goes up one pant size. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	cynica 2006-09-14 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! I just found the comments in gmail (gotta love gmail). She said she'd rather have cervical cancer than HPV because HPV was an STD and a hugeomgstigma and I came in and said, "If you have cervical cancer, you likely have a strain of HPV. Here are some links - educate!" then the mod came in "you're being judgmental" oh okay (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-15 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Makes me glad to be Canadian. Consider yourself lucky my dear. sigh (Reply to this) (Parent)

	keithus 2006-09-14 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	The mod "safe space" warnings are more stupid than the post itself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	You certainly have a point there. I'm lovin' the ones I got, hahaha. It gave me a very much needed laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	sayonara_snot 2006-09-14 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	She has no money to go to the doctor - how's she going to afford clothing, diapers, formula, etc? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nothingmuch 2006-09-14 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	She has no money to go to the doctor - how's she going to afford clothing, diapers, formula, etc? Medicaid, thrift stores, pro-lifers, WIC, food stamps, etc.? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	What the FUCK??? sayonara_snot 2006-09-14 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	"While the bulk of your post is very helpful and thoughtful, telling the poster that she should not have a baby comes across as judgemental and unempowering." Why should anyone feel opligated to "empower" this stupid bint to want to have babies???? I'd like to empower her to put some latex on her boyfriend's willie, but I guess that's OMG TOO JUDGEMENTAL (Reply to this) (Thread)

	geek_domestic 2006-09-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	those mod comments are comedy gold, hahaha. I wonder how fast I'd get banned for telling the mods they're a bunch of morons and common sense != being judgemental (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	I got banned, oh noez! I was a member there for only a day, hahahaha. Oh man, this is the first community I've ever been banned from in my six years on Live journal. I should have a party or something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pollution 2006-09-14 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	i love that injecting some reality into the situation and teling her if she can't afford a doctor's visit, she can't afford a kid, is "unempowering" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goddesslibitina 2006-09-14 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I know! Why should anyone feel the need to empower that dumbass in the first place anyway? As far as I'm concerned she is yet another stupid dumbass that shouldn't be breeding. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rawness 2006-09-14 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	.....are you serious? She's saying "oh I can't afford to go to a doctor for a health problem but I don't care if I get pregnant" How is that NOT stupid? If you can't afford one doctors visit to make sure you're healthy, how can you afford prenatal care? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	rawness 2006-09-14 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh thanks for the notification of the edit edits prego_drama post (Reply to this)

	geek_domestic 2006-09-14 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha did you see the maintainer note at the bottom? everybody's getting reported to lj abuse! lulz all around. I screen capped it in case the entry gets locked because that was just too funny. XD (Reply to this) (Thread)