Inbred Mutt ([info]typhoid) wrote in [info]stupid_free,
@ 2008-05-13 12:54:00
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I am horny for you! Raise my kids!... What, you can't take a compliment?
Cut for length and pic.


Ever want to see this classic XKCD comic in action?



A troll/jerk [info]admiral_poketz posted to the [info]girl_gamers (which does welcome male members, but it is primarily about/for girl gamers) community with this gem:

"hey hi

I'm a boy gamer

and i joined this community because I am guilty of the sin of lust


for gamer girls


So this is my toast to you, my homage, my praise

you sexy, sexy geeks


A girl that can beat me in Smash... is a girl that could raise my child...

well, my guinea pigs.... I dont want kids"



The original post and the hilarious comments have been deleted (a screen cap of the first page of our responses is in this next link). However even after this the guy posted an abrasive/clueless "apology" to the group, including many follow-up responses of (paraphrased) 'silly girls, I'm not offensive!', which can be found at http://community.livejournal.com/girl_gamers/3986107.html?page=1#comments


His "apology" is as follows (in case it is deleted):

"god damn
And here I thought I was being funny...

My apologies to you all, I had no clue there were so many girls here that didnt like being complimented.

The post wasn't meant to sound as if I was just some lonely internet guy. Though I'm sure its already stuck in most of your heads as a fact, I assure you my intentions were friendly.

Shit, and I thought 4chan was a tough crowd...

Either way, again I'd like to say I'm sorry for hitting so many nerves. The whole thing really was just supposed to be a post about how much I appreciate the fact that girls play. In hindsight, I suppose I could have been more eloquent about it.

But still... damn you girls are vicious"




Check it out. It's made of stupid.



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[info]heinousbitca
2008-05-13 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Shit, and I thought 4chan was a tough crowd...

wait a second.
you consider 4chan a valid form of social interaction and you're bitching about LJ?

4chan is for porn, silly rabbit.

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[info]typhoid
2008-05-13 07:06 pm UTC (link)
But we're GIRLS! We're supposed to be soft and fuzzy and hang on boys' every word!!!

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(no subject) - [info]heinousbitca, 2008-05-13 07:42 pm UTC

[info]squishy_candy
2008-05-13 06:36 pm UTC (link)
lol 4chan hahaha

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[info]graphemes
2008-05-13 06:37 pm UTC (link)
I saw this over there and laughed. a lot.

Cause gamer girls are obviously all about picking up guys on livejournal

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[info]amaterasu_no_ki
2008-05-13 07:11 pm UTC (link)
The only reason we play games is to get guys, doncha'know.

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(no subject) - [info]becka_mouse, 2008-05-13 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiant_smile, 2008-05-14 07:33 am UTC

[info]midnightmadness
2008-05-13 06:38 pm UTC (link)
That's swell.

"and I thought 4chan was a tough crowd..."

Tits or GTFO!

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[info]caramell_dansen
2008-05-13 06:38 pm UTC (link)
"Damn bitch calm down it's not like I insulted you or anything."

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[info]typhoid
2008-05-13 06:45 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/girl_gamers/3986107.html?thread=58381243#t58381243

pretty close.

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(no subject) - [info]evilsimon, 2008-05-13 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allsunday, 2008-05-13 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sovietkiki, 2008-05-13 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allsunday, 2008-05-13 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sovietkiki, 2008-05-13 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dmlaenker, 2008-05-13 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]electrocoustic, 2008-05-13 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jub_cheetah, 2008-05-14 03:21 am UTC

[info]coendou
2008-05-13 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Wow, there is a whole, whole lot of Not Getting It going on in that there thread.

I know I personally love it when someone tells me how sexy I am based on a single trait without knowing a damn thing about me otherwise. I feel so complimented by someone simply stating the fact that I do/am X and thus I fit their personal fetish.

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[info]bigbadbutch88
2008-05-13 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Damn, porcupine8 you are so fine with your porcupineness. I want you to have my bigbad half porcupine half butch bebbies! You are perfect for me because of the first part of your name is porcu and the last part is my favorite scent. Get in my pants, bb!

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(no subject) - [info]coendou, 2008-05-13 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]33mhz, 2008-05-13 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coendou, 2008-05-13 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]33mhz, 2008-05-14 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexjon, 2008-05-13 08:57 pm UTC

[info]kinkakinka
2008-05-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Haha yeah, that post got a HUGE eyeroll from me.

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[info]typhoid
2008-05-13 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I've been laughing so hard it probably counts as exercise at this point.

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[info]slinksgirl
2008-05-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Wow, I could be the lucky girl who gets to raise his guinea pigs?

I bet work on my skills to snag this special fella.

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[info]musicgirl312
2008-05-13 06:54 pm UTC (link)
His actual posts just strike me as sad and clueless. His comments, however, are full of fail.

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[info]unmellow_yellow
2008-05-13 06:55 pm UTC (link)
What a moron. He should just take out an ad on a website for kinky personals, instead of bugging an entire community.

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[info]nmdrkangl
2008-05-13 08:20 pm UTC (link)
or one of the geek gaming dating sites... like that WOWlove one.. or whatever it's called.

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[info]apis_cerana
2008-05-13 07:01 pm UTC (link)
...I had to lol at his cluelessness. Wow.

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[info]siara79
2008-05-13 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Glad to see this here. He's a moron, but I have to say the "Peen or GTFO" comment from the original post was completely made of win. :)

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[info]typhoid
2008-05-13 07:07 pm UTC (link)
The comments from the original post were so funny it hurt.

Wasn't it great how that commenter turned around that phrase? WIN.

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(no subject) - [info]siara79, 2008-05-13 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]typhoid, 2008-05-13 07:43 pm UTC

[info]agequodagis
2008-05-13 07:06 pm UTC (link)
What a freaking dumbass.

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[info]redsparkle
2008-05-13 07:06 pm UTC (link)
I love the whole "I'm sorry that *insult here*. YOU GUYS ARE VICIOUS. I DON'T EXPECT THIS POST TO ATTRACT MORE VICIOUS COMMENTS OR ANYTHING"

Dumb.

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[info]arxev
2008-05-13 07:08 pm UTC (link)
LOL right? "I'm sorry that you womenfolk think you deserve to have a space where you're not sexually objectified or judged on the basis of your gender." :(

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(no subject) - [info]slipstream_chan, 2008-05-13 07:24 pm UTC

[info]amaterasu_no_ki
2008-05-13 07:07 pm UTC (link)
This is the reason I don't visit [info]girl_gamers very much anymore. Since guys are not banned from the community, we get a lot of guys who come in to either tell us the reason why girls are not appreciated in the gaming community (because we're too sensitive about made-up words like 'misogyny') or to tell us how awesome, special, and sexy we are just because we like to kill zombies every once in a while.

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[info]unmellow_yellow
2008-05-13 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. According to those idiots, you've either got no place in the gaming community as a woman or you're their fetish. There's no way to win.

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(no subject) - [info]itsjustaphase, 2008-05-13 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]graphemes, 2008-05-13 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsjustaphase, 2008-05-13 10:13 pm UTC

[info]helbling
2008-05-13 07:08 pm UTC (link)
I am ARGHing over all the members over there going 'what? I don't see what the big deal is? Everyone else so over reacted!'

It's like the little baby sister of all the 'All women are whore-sluts, I should know, I'm one of them but I'm not like that LIIIIIIKE MEEEEE!' stupids we see.

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[info]amaterasu_no_ki
2008-05-13 07:19 pm UTC (link)
GEEZ, I know. The enablers!

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(no subject) - [info]typhoid, 2008-05-13 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tokudama, 2008-05-13 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]summersdaughter, 2008-05-13 08:31 pm UTC

[info]konomune
2008-05-13 07:08 pm UTC (link)
screencap of first post

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[info]marchingocelot
2008-05-13 07:09 pm UTC (link)
well, my guinea pigs.... I dont want kids

You mean this fine specimen will not be contributing to the gene pool? Truly, a tragedy for the whole species.

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[info]amokk
2008-05-13 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Annnnnd we all know why he doesn't know any girl gamers before this point.

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[info]mogwar
2008-05-13 07:09 pm UTC (link)
And this is why I started using only gender-neutral names on the internet over a decade ago. Creep.

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[info]leitadlifi
2008-05-13 07:13 pm UTC (link)
i seriously don't get how that's so offensive at all? like, maybe that's just me, whatever, and if people want to flip out, that's alright, but he actually apologized... sorry but i disagree with every single person here and think that this isn't that big of a deal. he doesn't sound like that much of a dumbass to me. maybe i'm just as "clueless" though.

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[info]kohai
2008-05-13 07:18 pm UTC (link)
You aren't alone. When it comes to the "clueless"... it's when he doesn't seem to understand that some of the people in the community don't like being "objectified" because they play games. It seems like, he understands they're mad, but can't grasp why even though it's been clearly stated why.

In other words, it'd be like telling him not to touch the stove because it's hot and will burn him, he touches it anyway, gets burned and then asks why he got burned. Repeat ad nauseum.

Does that help your confusion any? :)

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(no subject) - [info]siara79, 2008-05-13 07:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]33mhz, 2008-05-13 08:38 pm UTC
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[info]dreaming_faerie
2008-05-13 07:14 pm UTC (link)
LOL! He says he wasn't trying to pick up anyone.

Riiiiiiight.

Also, but I really meant no offense... I'm just a boy after all.

So, being a boy gives him reason for being an idiot?

Edited at 2008-05-13 07:17 pm UTC

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[info]slipstream_chan
2008-05-13 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Because boy's can't offend! Only girls can be offensive! We are vicious! Rar!

That he self-identifies as "boy" at his age rathen than a "man" says quite a bit, I think.

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(no subject) - [info]jadedone2many, 2008-05-14 01:40 am UTC
tl;dr
[info]kohai
2008-05-13 07:14 pm UTC (link)
This guy is a whole lot of Just Doesn't Get It.

I do, however, think some of the responses from the other members seemed a lot like 'OMG it's a man telling me something I do is sexy!! SEXIST PIG!!!! BURN HIM!!!!!'

Would it have had a different reaction if he left out the kids part? Quite possibly, but I don't think by much.

Reading stuff like that makes me feel like the odd woman out. I'm a girl gamer/geek and I enjoy knowing that boy gamers want to *grabby hands* my peripherals because I'm a gamer girl. Yes, there are boy gamers that are complete asses and treat girl gamers like shit because they're a girl... but that seems to be a minority of gamers. Hard to believe but it's true. I go to gaming conventions/tournaments every year and play various MMOs. Those assholes are more like 2 out of 10.

My other wonder is, if you're playing a game that you're constantly abused at or afraid of being social on (when it's got a social function) because you're a girl.... why do you keep playing!? It makes no sense. If fear of any type is a part of the game you play (unless it's a horror game), then it's time to move on to a game you CAN enjoy fully. Or learn to grow thick skin. Or learn to fire back at them when they flap their gums at you. You're paying for a game to enjoy... why pay for something you can't enjoy fully? There are TONS of games you can play and enjoy fully without any kind of fear of retaliation for your gender.

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Re: tl;dr
[info]lilindrome
2008-05-13 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Well, consider the venue. It's a site for girl gamers to discuss gaming and their experience of gaming.

This guy came in, ignored the rules about no intro-posts, didn't have a topic to discuss. The post was basically all about him, with some clueless compliments thrown in. It's an 'I want praise,' post.

Imagine if someone posted on stupid_free all, "Hai! I'm _ljname and I think it's fun to pick on people. I want to screw one of you mean bitches!"

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Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 07:23 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]raven_rabit, 2008-05-13 07:35 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]tararistpanda, 2008-05-13 07:44 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 08:27 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]shaysdays, 2008-05-18 10:22 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]shotie, 2008-05-13 07:39 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]slipstream_chan, 2008-05-13 07:50 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]nephron, 2008-05-14 05:17 am UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]meatfight, 2008-05-13 08:19 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]lulu_girl, 2008-05-13 08:25 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 08:31 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]helbling, 2008-05-13 09:04 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 09:37 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]unmellow_yellow, 2008-05-13 08:50 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]deathbykleenex, 2008-05-13 09:19 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]tokudama, 2008-05-13 09:26 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]typhoid, 2008-05-13 07:52 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]meleth, 2008-05-13 07:52 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 08:33 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]bitterwinters, 2008-05-13 08:05 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 08:38 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]helbling, 2008-05-13 09:11 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 09:41 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]deathbykleenex, 2008-05-13 09:28 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 09:43 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]maelithil, 2008-05-13 08:25 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-13 08:39 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]khlela, 2008-05-13 08:49 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]deathbykleenex, 2008-05-13 09:35 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]khlela, 2008-05-13 09:54 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]deathbykleenex, 2008-05-13 09:31 pm UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]vghoul, 2008-05-14 07:03 am UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]coendou, 2008-05-14 05:10 am UTC
Re: tl;dr - [info]kohai, 2008-05-14 06:02 am UTC

[info]konomune
2008-05-13 07:18 pm UTC (link)
"oh please, if this was some kind of "haven" for gamer girls then you wouldnt have it open for anyone to join.

Get off your high horse, I dont want your tits"

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Rule of thumb
[info]napoleana
2008-05-13 07:20 pm UTC (link)
If the statement is being made to a mass group of people you never met and the only thing you know about them is that most of them may have boobies &/or vaginas and that some might actually share at least one interest with you...

IT'S NOT A "COMPLIMENT".

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