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[Dec. 13th, 2009//08:09 pm] |
I have a bunch of emails to type up, but they're in my pants pocket and my pants are downstairs. |
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| I want to see your caaaaaaats. |
[Dec. 12th, 2009//10:05 pm] |
More people should do Colin's Cat thing. |
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| Via email (plz tag) |
[Dec. 9th, 2009//03:54 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | good news everyone, hell yeah bitches, hi-ho, prosthetic exclamation point!, rock you like a hurricane, sweet dreams are made of this, tbone and celebrity erotica, tboner, the force runs strong in my pants, today the internet, you just need to drink more | ] |
Today has been more productive than any day in recent memory. |
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| Wet dog smell |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//07:12 pm] |
I just realized that Cheewie was down in the nasty garbage with everyone. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2009//08:47 pm] |
I think this chick is allergic to pants. |
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| "Not that I condone that sort of behavior, you understand." |
[Nov. 29th, 2009//10:07 pm] |
I just texted Jon that if he were ever trapped in carbonite, I would totally come rescue him. |
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| I approve of this so hard. |
[Nov. 29th, 2009//10:03 pm] |
The TV just finished showing Star Wars, so now they're showing Star Wars. |
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| Then I did it again. Twice. |
[Nov. 24th, 2009//10:11 pm] |
I was all impressed with myself for being able to balance a toy lightsaber tip-down on my finger, until I got it perfectly balanced upright and it telescoped down and jammed my finger. |
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| 450,600, my new all-time high score. :D |
[Nov. 24th, 2009//06:23 pm] |
ATG was #1 on my Blitz leaderboard (and I was already in 7th place for not playing), so I fixed that. |
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| Why Darth Vader isn't a poet. |
[Nov. 10th, 2009//04:56 pm] |
YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, WORDS. |
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| Howdy, neighbours! |
[Nov. 8th, 2009//01:02 pm] |
I just walked from my bedroom to the bathroom with no pants on, and then realized my roommate's curtains were wide open. |
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| We have a load of live bands playing in our lounge this evening for the party. |
[Nov. 8th, 2009//12:15 am] |
The bassist of this one reggae/ska band is so fucking hot and i want him. |
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| I saw you only 1000 points behind, tbone. >( |
[Nov. 6th, 2009//09:31 pm] |
I am once again top of my leaderboard, so I don't have to continue playing Blitz this week unless someone tops my score again. |
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| Or, at the very least, put on some pants first. |
[Oct. 31st, 2009//07:23 am] |
I should not wake up two hours early, lift an object my own weight, and carry it through three rooms of kipple and out to the frost-covered car. |
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| Splashback. It hurts. |
[Oct. 30th, 2009//10:14 am] |
I would like to advise everybody to put on pants in the future before spilling a pot of boiling water into the sink. |
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| red chucks? :P what are other nerdy things to wear? |
[Oct. 25th, 2009//02:38 pm] |
I'm thinking I could be a sci-fi nerd for Halloween, if I wore my blue Science ops shirt and carried a lightsaber (among other things I have yet to think of), but I'm not sure how to represent my Who and Stargate nerdery. |
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| now with extra pockets! |
[Oct. 23rd, 2009//02:08 pm] |
Pants crisis averted. |
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| The badness can't be comprehended until you see it, but that's not really a reason to. |
[Oct. 22nd, 2009//09:12 pm] |
Today's XKCD is entirely too true. |
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[Oct. 18th, 2009//11:10 pm] |
"I apologize if it's huge," Jack tells me. |
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[Oct. 15th, 2009//09:08 pm] |
HER NAME WAS LEIA; SHE WAS A PRINCESS. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2009//11:36 pm] |
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009//10:15 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | big girl you are beautiful, buttsecks, deltashade, help me statements you're my only hope, i did it for the lulz, oh sweet mystery of life, shangy needs attention, shun the nonbeliever, sucking too hard on your lollipop, take this job and shove it, the force runs strong in my pants, ugh sore | ] |
In light of this, I think it is necessary for everyone who thinks Colin and Jordan's buttlove to be true make themselves known. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2009//06:06 pm] |
I'm back from the store, and I have acquired milk, new jeans, some argyle patterned tights that I hope will actually fit, and ice cream bars that are actually orange sherbet bars with chocolate coating. |
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