It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank.

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SHE'S SINGING THE SONG ALL WRONG.

[Dec. 16th, 2009//08:56 am]

endless_reader

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I am really in no mood to get harassing e-mails this early in the morning.

k00m, people who need to be set on fire

[Dec. 16th, 2009//09:55 am]

k00m

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I will not kill the insurance company.

[Dec. 15th, 2009//05:40 pm]

dame_wilbur, no you're stupid, people who need to be set on fire

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FPOS....I wonder why I'm watching the news when it makes me so depressed and angry.

agirlwithavoice, deltashade, himynameishelen, music, people who need to be set on fire, what is this fuckery?

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[Dec. 15th, 2009//04:04 pm]

sugarcane_moon

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I'm sorry, Miley Cyrus--even though folks who pride themselves on their discerning musical taste, such as my father and Colin, find your latest song enjoyable, I still think Helen said it best when she remarked that all she hears is the "tell-tale autotune warp."

#firstworldproblems, people who need to be set on fire, savannahjan

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Shut up!

[Dec. 15th, 2009//12:12 pm]

savannahjan

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Everday, one of my coworkers has someone call her on the company line and she spends 10+ minutes reading emails to them, and it is freakin' annoying.

glitterfairy25, no you're stupid, people who need to be set on fire

[Dec. 15th, 2009//06:48 pm]

glitterfairy25

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I've also just helped someone to annoy me more, because I'm stupid like that.

glitterfairy25, people who need to be set on fire

[Dec. 15th, 2009//06:33 pm]

glitterfairy25

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One of my housemates is pissing me off but I don't know her very well so I don't feel I can really say anything.

[Dec. 15th, 2009//11:10 am]

capslock rage, dame_wilbur, people who need to be set on fire

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THE STUPID PUBLISHER FUCKED UP AGAIN.

glitterfairy25, people who need to be set on fire, shut up

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[Dec. 15th, 2009//02:19 pm]

glitterfairy25

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Although that guy is really really really really annoying; I'm *this* close to making it very very obvious that I just heard them having sex because I think he's going to use up all the hot water, for a start.

facebook, mslauren2930, people who need to be set on fire, what is this fuckery?

[Dec. 13th, 2009//12:46 pm]

mslauren2930

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I don't defriend people anymore, I just filter out of everything so I don't even see they exist.

agirlwithavoice, clicky, go fuck yourself, let me show you it, people who need to be set on fire, what is this fuckery?

Especially the "girls don't like astronomy" bullshit.

[Dec. 13th, 2009//08:47 am]

sugarcane_moon

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The article that this post in

sf_drama links to has made me literally angry with rage.

fearnot, go fuck yourself, people who need to be set on fire

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What's it like being a rude bastard pissing on people's dreams?

[Dec. 13th, 2009//12:17 am]

fearnot

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I really wish people would stop laughing at me or pretend yawning when I tell them I'm going to be getting a library science degree eventually.

fearnot, people who need to be set on fire, prosthetic exclamation point!, what is this fuckery?

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wut

[Dec. 12th, 2009//11:03 pm]

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I just heard whatever tv show is on in the living room say something about Utah being one of the last states to still execute prisoners by firing squad and I yelled "WOOOHOOO, FIRING SQUAD" and... I have no idea why.

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[Dec. 12th, 2009//07:02 pm]

dame_wilbur, facebook, people who need to be set on fire

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No offense to

endless_reader but a lot of the people who just commented on her facebook link need to be kilt.

people who need to be set on fire, tryaswemight

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[Dec. 11th, 2009//07:54 pm]

tryaswemight

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There's a fire alarm going off somewhere in the building and it's getting annoying.

for great justice, people who need to be set on fire, popelizbet, that's no moon - that's yo mama, wtf

[Dec. 9th, 2009//08:23 pm]

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It really pisses me off that these guys get fat paid, for life, to have a really wordy pissing contest that is absolutely meaningless because no part of it creates mandatory authority.

[Dec. 9th, 2009//12:21 pm]

endless_reader

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Today is not a day I should not be dealing with right wing christian conservatives.

people who need to be set on fire, tryaswemight

Disconnect the damn computer for like five minutes, okay? I AM TRYING TO CALL.

[Dec. 7th, 2009//07:35 pm]

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I am fairly certain that there is no time between 3pm and 11pm that I can call my parents' house and actually get through because three of my siblings are jerks.

ae, moofable, people who need to be set on fire

[Dec. 7th, 2009//04:24 pm]

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I could swear I found posts from Jack before this one, but I can't find them now, and it's just so perfect if it is his first statement.

agirlwithavoice, people who need to be set on fire

THIS TROLL IS BORING. I HAVE SEEN MUCH BETTER TROLLING IN MY TIME.

[Dec. 6th, 2009//09:10 pm]

sugarcane_moon

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And now they've hit

ugly_crap with a video of a dead monkey.

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He was dropped on his head repeatedly, I'm sure of it.

[Dec. 6th, 2009//03:38 pm]

jaded110

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My uncle thinks Christmas should be banned.

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NOT COOL DUDE-ON-OTHER-COMMUNITY.

[Dec. 5th, 2009//12:58 pm]

dame_wilbur, people who need to be set on fire, shut up, spankwank

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There's wank all over the internet today and some of it isn't that amusing when it's in a community meant for commiserating and comfort.

In which I post my life story to

statements because nobody could ever think I'm annoying

[Dec. 5th, 2009//02:49 pm]

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I'm not a mean person, really, but I'm debating how many points I'd get taken off my chorus grade- and how many years in prison I'd get- if I set someone at the Madrigal Feast on fire.