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[Dec. 5th, 2009//06:42 pm]

popelizbet
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Because Jazzie texted me and made me miss [info]statements, and to give my hands a break from handwriting, here are some statements made by my professors this semester.
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(pay no attention to the HTML behind the curtain) [Dec. 4th, 2009//03:24 pm]

leastlikely
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IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.
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But I don't wanna [Nov. 3rd, 2009//06:28 am]

tbone
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I guess I should get up and start my day.
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You guys don't care, but I thought I would share anyway [Oct. 11th, 2009//08:51 pm]

tbone
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[Topics |Nat is tagged because she suggested the name]

I never did tell you that my fantasy baseball team, "Streetlight People," won its league title.
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I'm too clever for my own good [Oct. 11th, 2009//08:55 am]

tbone
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You're so train, you probably think this song is about choo-choo.
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I'm posting mine in comments whether or not anyone else joins in. [Oct. 1st, 2009//08:36 pm]

death_ismygift
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[Tunes |Sam Sparro - Too Many Questions | Powered by Last.fm]

Everyone here has a folder on their computer for pictures like the butter that looks like a vagina and Wil Wheaton in the clown sweater, and I want to see what pictures you all have in yours.
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[Sep. 18th, 2009//12:06 am]

leastlikely
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Megan backwards is nag 'em.
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Still referring to myself in the third person for some odd reason. [Aug. 22nd, 2009//09:38 am]

tbone
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[info]tbone and tBone Jr. both have mohawk haircuts.
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:-/ [Aug. 5th, 2009//07:08 am]

tbone
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[info]gromko had to help put her grandmother and aunt into an assisted living facility, and I hear that it didn't go very well at all.
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[Jul. 21st, 2009//04:00 am]

himynameishelen
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My tag has been used 9550(now 9551) times, and considering I've been posting here less than  a year that averages out to... a lot of posts per day.
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1 million tags is not enough. [Jul. 17th, 2009//01:14 am]

himynameishelen
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We seriously should make "you just need to bake more" a tag.
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Which would only be too appropriate. [Jul. 1st, 2009//09:36 pm]

tbone
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For a minute there I thought House of Leaves killed [info]statements.
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if I were a mod we would have 1million tags so you are lucky I am only a spectator. [Jun. 27th, 2009//03:06 am]

himynameishelen
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WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET A "GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE" tag- for saying goodnight, and death, and royalty, and the ends of things.
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I am firewalled in every single way. [Jun. 21st, 2009//05:03 pm]

tbone
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Nerds can't bring me down.
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[Jun. 7th, 2009//10:39 pm]

amandathegreat
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Welp, this will be it for me for tonight; I think I'll play some insipid video game and hope I develop latent healing powers so I can work tomorrow without feeling like a corpse.
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[Jun. 7th, 2009//10:31 pm]

amandathegreat
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I don't have a particular reason other than that it's a nice round number, and I know how you guys like those.
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[Jun. 7th, 2009//10:30 pm]

amandathegreat
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We're so close to 1400 posts for today that I think I'm gonna go ahead and get us there.
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[Jun. 7th, 2009//07:32 pm]

inever
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I gotta do some work now.
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[Jun. 7th, 2009//04:14 pm]

amandathegreat
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And as we get close, everyone runs out of things to say.
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OSHI- statin my life away [Jun. 7th, 2009//06:58 pm]

inever
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I've been here since October 2005.
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[Jun. 7th, 2009//03:56 pm]

amandathegreat
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I've been in [info]statements for like five years, which is utterly goddamn ridiculous.
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Via email- plz tag [May. 28th, 2009//09:29 am]

tbone
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I don't want to celebrate just yet, but I think I might have found and destroyed that nasty spyware/adware infection on my home PC.
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maids, barstaff, managers, gym instructors blah blah. [May. 6th, 2009//03:40 am]

himynameishelen
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So apparently there is a new fancy hotel opening in my town (I live in a tourist town with 1million fancy hotels) because "hotel du vin" (lol pretentious) is looking for like... everything.
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[May. 2nd, 2009//10:02 am]

inever
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We're over 491,000 posts guys.
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