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[Dec. 5th, 2009//08:40 pm] |
Whenever I see someone whose name I don't recognise posting with a cute anime girl icon I wonder if it's Colin posting with one of his RP journals. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:37 pm] |
There's no recession for metal; the recession is an asshole. |
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| Hidden treasure? |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:37 pm] |
We have so much laundry that I found a coat of Jennifer's that I thought was lost at the bottom of the pile. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:34 pm] |
Dude, you're my favorite singer, you gotta leave a message on my cell phone. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:34 pm] |
I'm some dude, I snuck in. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:29 pm] |
Dad, your stupid whore secretary told me you weren't to be bothered, I told her to go fuck herself and then I slapped her. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:29 pm] |
It's all quite metal. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:28 pm] |
I could sit here watching the Stormchasers make dumb, proto-orgasmic faces whenever anyone mentions "tornado" all day. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//01:26 pm] |
I really need a better computer chair, or really I just need a computer chair in general instead of this crappy folding chair. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//08:21 pm] |
When I say "lol" I am generally just signifying that I recognise that what you have said is humorous, but when I say "iLolled" I am generally informing you of the fact that I really did actually laugh. |
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| Now to find out how everyone else got the memo before me.. |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//04:16 pm] |
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Hey, guys, I just realized today must be "National Douche Day". |
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| YOUR CHILLI NEEDS CUMIN, NATALIE. |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//08:16 pm] |
It's very satisfying to come into the kitchen while someone is cooking something and for them to ask you to taste and tell them what spice/herb their food needs and to know exactly what it needs. |
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| It IS a fun FB game. |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:14 pm] |
Wow, I missed a bunch when I was busy playing with the Yeti. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//02:14 pm] |
When it comes to using words, Jack is Horatio and I am Polonius, which means we are collectively a terrible idea for slash fiction. |
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| My first statement was in 09/23/06 |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//02:10 pm] |
I wish we had a ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) statements regulars timeline so I could better remember who showed up when. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//01:06 pm] |
[It is] lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//01:06 pm] |
Calling your gf OCD and other complimentary terms on said community is also really stupid. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//03:05 pm] |
It is kind of sad how much time I am wasting vainly refreshing the comm in hopes of finding more drama for me to dickishly comment on when I could instead be using this time to eat pizza and cake. |
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| We have a complicated dynamic. |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//08:04 pm] |
Actually, Natalie just got home, so I should probably go say hi to her or tomorrow when I say I can't sit and keep her company while she watches One Tree Hill she will get grumpy at me. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//12:59 pm] |
Talking shit about your gf on a community you're both members of is really pretty stupid and you deserved to get burned. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//12:59 pm] |
I'd love to see it snow today, and I mean really snow, and not that "only sticking to the grass" bullshit we usually get. |
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| NOT COOL DUDE-ON-OTHER-COMMUNITY. |
[Dec. 5th, 2009//12:58 pm] |
There's wank all over the internet today and some of it isn't that amusing when it's in a community meant for commiserating and comfort. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//02:55 pm] |
Jennifer is wearing her bib backwards like a cape. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009//02:56 pm] |
I'd rather die than go to heaven. |
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