A/N: This is not to be taken seriously. Seriously.

A/N: Story is set in 2006, some time after Juan announces his retirement from Formula One.

A/N: Written for a drabble challenge about wizard training. Won 3rd place.

A/N: Final battle type of fic. Written for a crossover, crack!fic challenge. Won 3rd place.

A/N: The fic is set during their fifth year at Hogwarts. Written for a reverse order challenge.

A/N: Post HBP. Written for a songfic challenge. The song is "Caught in the Rain" by Jay Clifford.

A/N: This story was written to poke fun at the usual Dark Lord stereotypes. I firmly believe that Dark Lords ought to have a human side to them.

I am splitting this into four parts: Prologue, Entries 1-5, Entries 6-10, and Epilogue.

A/N: This story was written to poke fun at the usual Dark Lord stereotypes. I firmly believe that Dark Lords ought to have a human side to them.

I am splitting this into four parts: Prologue, Entries 1-5, Entries 6-10, and Epilogue.

A/N: This story was written to poke fun at the usual Dark Lord stereotypes. I firmly believe that Dark Lords ought to have a human side to them.

I am splitting this into four parts: Prologue, Entries 1-5, Entries 6-10, and Epilogue.

A/N: This story was written to poke fun at the usual Dark Lord stereotypes. I firmly believe that Dark Lords ought to have a human side to them.

I am splitting this into four parts: Prologue, Entries 1-5, Entries 6-10, and Epilogue.

A/N: This fic was recently unearthed re-discovered in one of my back-up CDs. The fic is set around 2003-2004 (during the time that Michael is still a six-time World Champion).

A/N: Unfortunately, I have not danced with many partners at all. This is just my way of saying that Love is never simple. And no, I'm not a sap. *shifty eyes*

A/N: Sometimes, I wake up and I can't move at all for a few minutes. The feeling is difficult to explain, so I made this lame poem about that instead.

A/N: This is obviously set right after Sirius falls behind the stupid veil.