everybody__lies:
Oh my God! I'm losing my perspicacity!

cardsfan254480:
But I'm ALL Milhouse!

everybody__lies:
So it was the dog who buried all our stuff.

darlingdont:
If someone is in here, you're in for some serious ass-forkin'!

hey2a:
Are you Ed Flanders?

ziggypiecrust:
Geese can be troublesome.

quack:

freedomliberty:
Marge: He prefers the company of men...
Homer: Who doesn't?!

everybody__lies:
YA USED ME SKINNER! YA USED ME!!

abouthipsanck3s:
You know, I've had a lot of jobs...boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow-driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary...

viens_avec_moi:
http://cocktails.about.com/od/brandyrecipes/r/flaming_homer.htm

Anyone going to/already have tried it?

everybody__lies:

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

edge_chan:
Around the house, I never lift a finger,
As a husband and a father, I'm sub-par.
I'd rather drink a beer
Than win father of the year,
I'm happy with things the way they are...

lexaprose:
To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders: I’m a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and--the Springfield River!

viens_avec_moi:
This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

vondahugnkiss:
Stupid horny jellyfish neutering our dudes.

fulpakru:

hey2a:
So we are even?

Not by a long shot.

widdertwin:
"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

viens_avec_moi:

and you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud....