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Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery


December 3rd, 2009

(no subject) @ 06:11 pm

[info]everybody__lies:
Oh my God! I'm losing my perspicacity!
 

December 2nd, 2009

(no subject) @ 10:09 pm

[info]cardsfan254480:
But I'm ALL Milhouse!
 

(no subject) @ 06:01 pm

[info]everybody__lies:
So it was the dog who buried all our stuff.
 

December 1st, 2009

(no subject) @ 09:51 pm

[info]darlingdont:
If someone is in here, you're in for some serious ass-forkin'!
 

(no subject) @ 10:05 pm

[info]hey2a:
Are you Ed Flanders?
 

(no subject) @ 07:46 pm

[info]ziggypiecrust:
Geese can be troublesome.
 

GOTTA NUKE SOMETHING @ 12:00 pm

[info]quack:
Current Music: Lady GaGa - Telephone (feat. Beyoncé) | Powered by Last.fm

 

Homer's Phobia @ 07:38 am

[info]freedomliberty:
Marge: He prefers the company of men...
Homer: Who doesn't?!
 

(no subject) @ 06:27 pm

[info]everybody__lies:
YA USED ME SKINNER! YA USED ME!!
 

November 30th, 2009

(no subject) @ 06:54 pm

[info]abouthipsanck3s:
You know, I've had a lot of jobs...boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow-driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary...
 

November 29th, 2009

November 30th, 2009

(no subject) @ 01:52 am

[info]everybody__lies:
Current Mood: sleepy

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
 

November 29th, 2009

(no subject) @ 10:48 am

[info]edge_chan:
Around the house, I never lift a finger,
As a husband and a father, I'm sub-par.
I'd rather drink a beer
Than win father of the year,
I'm happy with things the way they are...
 

November 28th, 2009

(no subject) @ 09:30 pm

[info]lexaprose:
To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders: I’m a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and--the Springfield River!
 

(no subject) @ 11:38 am

[info]viens_avec_moi:
This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!
 

(no subject) @ 09:53 am

[info]vondahugnkiss:
Stupid horny jellyfish neutering our dudes.
 

(no subject) @ 12:02 am

[info]fulpakru:
 

November 27th, 2009

(no subject) @ 07:02 pm

[info]hey2a:
So we are even?

Not by a long shot.
 

Last Exit to... @ 11:08 am

[info]widdertwin:
"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"

"Dental plan!"

"Lisa needs braces!"
 

(no subject) @ 04:57 am

[info]viens_avec_moi:
Current Music: The Who - A Quick One, While He's Away | Powered by Last.fm

and you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud....
 

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