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Created on 2006-08-22 13:35:04 (#10970263), last updated 2009-11-04
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Basic Info| Name: | SPORK_SANS_LUBE - Where Bad PrOn Goes To Die |
|---|---|
| Location: | Wheeler's Hill, Victoria, Australia |
| Membership: | Moderated |
| Posting Access: | All Members |
| Description: | sporking bad porn. |
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vheritas@aapt.net.au AboutWelcome all!
This site is for the sporking of all bad prOn, which, as we all know, is rampant on the Internetz.
We don't want photos or art, just stories, really badly written stories, and we want them sporked to within an inch of their unnatural lives.
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deleterius with prOn. Any fandom, any pairing, original fiction, furries, aliens, Harry Potter - the more the merrier. Bring the squicky, the outrageous, the asplodey-inducing crap - and SPORK IT GOOD!
Only members can post. Sorry about that, but them's the rulez.
Here is our site's theme song - as sung by The Sorting Dildo.
THE SORTING DILDO'S SONG.
I bet you think I'm pretty,
And I guess that's really true,
For no other vibrating dildo
Knows what House is right for you.
We all know that sex is messy,
And each person has their way
Of getting their own rocks off,
Which is why I have a say.
For I see the thoughts a'lurking
And the fantasies that you hide,
So in a House I'll place you
Where your new, fun chums abide.
You may belong in Twinkydink
Where dwell the gay of heart,
The pretty boys and cute, queer girls
Set this rainbow House apart.
Twatrott's the place you'll find
A home for the total tart,
The slags and hos of Twatrott
Always have their legs apart.
If genetic links and blood ties
Are the things that get you hot,
Then Megacest is your new home,
It's where family means a lot.
For those who are adventurous
Squickalicious is to your taste,
Where leather, poo and animals
Never go to waste.
So stick me in an orofice,
I'm not so very picky,
For I'm an insightful voyeur
And a really tricky dicky.
(C)Morriganscrow 2006.
WHEN POSTING AN ENTRY, PLEASE USE THE FOLLOWING TEMPLATE. IT'S A MODIFIED VERSION OF THEdeleterius INTRO, SO MOST OF YOU WILL BE FAMILIAR WITH IT.
Story/Series Title: I know you can work this out.
Fandom: Or "original fiction" with site, if not a specific fandom.
Culprit Author's Name: Self explanatory.
Read It Here: Hyperlink plzkthx.
Condom Count: 1-bad, 2-really bad, 3-excruciating, 4-WTF??? and broken vibrator-eyes and brains liquify.
Full Species: One of our 4 Houses - see Sorting Dildo's Song.
Hair/Eye Color: Usual.
Special Possessions: Usual.
Annoying Origins: Be creative!
Annoying Special Abilities: Usual.
Connection to Canon: If any.
Fetishes/Squicks: Things like M/M, blood play, balloons - all that kind of stuff.
Right - off you go! Find that prOn! Spork that prOn! Post that prOn! *grin*
This site is for the sporking of all bad prOn, which, as we all know, is rampant on the Internetz.
We don't want photos or art, just stories, really badly written stories, and we want them sporked to within an inch of their unnatural lives.
Think
deleterius with prOn. Any fandom, any pairing, original fiction, furries, aliens, Harry Potter - the more the merrier. Bring the squicky, the outrageous, the asplodey-inducing crap - and SPORK IT GOOD! Only members can post. Sorry about that, but them's the rulez.
Here is our site's theme song - as sung by The Sorting Dildo.
THE SORTING DILDO'S SONG.
I bet you think I'm pretty,
And I guess that's really true,
For no other vibrating dildo
Knows what House is right for you.
We all know that sex is messy,
And each person has their way
Of getting their own rocks off,
Which is why I have a say.
For I see the thoughts a'lurking
And the fantasies that you hide,
So in a House I'll place you
Where your new, fun chums abide.
You may belong in Twinkydink
Where dwell the gay of heart,
The pretty boys and cute, queer girls
Set this rainbow House apart.
Twatrott's the place you'll find
A home for the total tart,
The slags and hos of Twatrott
Always have their legs apart.
If genetic links and blood ties
Are the things that get you hot,
Then Megacest is your new home,
It's where family means a lot.
For those who are adventurous
Squickalicious is to your taste,
Where leather, poo and animals
Never go to waste.
So stick me in an orofice,
I'm not so very picky,
For I'm an insightful voyeur
And a really tricky dicky.
(C)Morriganscrow 2006.
WHEN POSTING AN ENTRY, PLEASE USE THE FOLLOWING TEMPLATE. IT'S A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE
deleterius INTRO, SO MOST OF YOU WILL BE FAMILIAR WITH IT.Story/Series Title: I know you can work this out.
Fandom: Or "original fiction" with site, if not a specific fandom.
Culprit Author's Name: Self explanatory.
Read It Here: Hyperlink plzkthx.
Condom Count: 1-bad, 2-really bad, 3-excruciating, 4-WTF??? and broken vibrator-eyes and brains liquify.
Full Species: One of our 4 Houses - see Sorting Dildo's Song.
Hair/Eye Color: Usual.
Special Possessions: Usual.
Annoying Origins: Be creative!
Annoying Special Abilities: Usual.
Connection to Canon: If any.
Fetishes/Squicks: Things like M/M, blood play, balloons - all that kind of stuff.
Right - off you go! Find that prOn! Spork that prOn! Post that prOn! *grin*
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