I've been following the discussion regarding the scanned epilogue controversey. But I have to wonder--is JKR pulling a fast one on us? This is the last time she'll be able to manipulate her fans and have them running on something that may be completely false. This is the last time she'll be able to surprise her fans with something this huge.
I mean, guys: it's the last effing Harry Potter book.
We haven't heard a word from JKR or the publishing company about this epilogue's validity. So maybe JKR is sitting back and contentedly watching us pull our hair over this vapid and insipid ending to our beloved series. Isn't this thus diverting us from knowing the truth? It's like someone's putting on a fireworks display in front of a museum while the robber sneaks in through the back door--we aren't paying attention to what's really going on.
If someone really had the book--think hard, my friends--why would they only divulge this part of the book? Why isn't more of it posted? Why isn't there something hardy, like "SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE" in HBP? The "spoiler" isn't stupid enough just to give us the epilogue, where nothing really happens and no HUGE SECRETS are revealed. And by huge secrets, I mean VOLDEMORT. Come on! That's what the books are about--good vs. evil! If the spoiler really wanted to spoil us, they'd give us something substantial.
So. JKR, are you back there in England giggling over our dismay?
Of course, this is what I hope with all my heart. That ending is bullocks.
I mean, guys: it's the last effing Harry Potter book.
We haven't heard a word from JKR or the publishing company about this epilogue's validity. So maybe JKR is sitting back and contentedly watching us pull our hair over this vapid and insipid ending to our beloved series. Isn't this thus diverting us from knowing the truth? It's like someone's putting on a fireworks display in front of a museum while the robber sneaks in through the back door--we aren't paying attention to what's really going on.
If someone really had the book--think hard, my friends--why would they only divulge this part of the book? Why isn't more of it posted? Why isn't there something hardy, like "SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE" in HBP? The "spoiler" isn't stupid enough just to give us the epilogue, where nothing really happens and no HUGE SECRETS are revealed. And by huge secrets, I mean VOLDEMORT. Come on! That's what the books are about--good vs. evil! If the spoiler really wanted to spoil us, they'd give us something substantial.
So. JKR, are you back there in England giggling over our dismay?
Of course, this is what I hope with all my heart. That ending is bullocks.
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