If Albus Severus and Scorpius is real, I will spontaneously combust in anger and frustration. Comments?
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Brings new meaning to "ASS babies". :D
Ummm...I won't combust purely for the reason that their ship is ASS.
It doesn't get better.
But I don't particularly like the epilogue.
It doesn't get better.
But I don't particularly like the epilogue.
It is too funny to not love IMHO!
(Anonymous) on July 19th, 2007 01:18 am (UTC)
I guess you should prepare yourself, and those around you on Saturday, now for the "spontaneously combust in anger and frustration" episode you'll be having.
If you know you're going to spontaneously combust, is it really spontaneous?
(Anonymous) on July 19th, 2007 01:24 am (UTC)
ughhhh
ughhhh
i am praying so hard it's fake. some of the plots in the story make me want to commit suicide. the only thing that honestly brings a smile to my face is Albus Severus and Scorpius ROFL ROFL! how can JK Rowling and her team not realize the whole harry potter fandom is going to be outside of her house with pitchforks?
I'm part of the fandom and my pitchfork isn't going anywhere.
They probably realized that it was a kid's book, that happy endings are expected, and that they're all filthy rich.
They probably realized that it was a kid's book, that happy endings are expected, and that they're all filthy rich.
(Anonymous) on July 19th, 2007 01:23 am (UTC)
that epilogue was one of the worst pieces of writing i've ever encountered. HOW the hell does jkr think she's going to end one of the most prolific series of our time with such an anticlimactic "all was well?" is she serious? what about tying up loose ends- letting us know what became of other characters, maybe giving us more information about adult!harry other than his poorly named children? did he become an auror? i'm so disappointed. oh well.
i agree with you about the Albus Severus issue (and a few others i've bitched about tonight).But, i think it's time to just come to grips with the fact that there will be things in this book (even if the leaked version isn't the real one) that will piss off, annoy and otherwise upset some part of the fandom. After 10 years and 6 books, it would be impossible for JKR to please everyone.
Once matter has been converted to heat, it can never be reclaimed as matter... so fine, go ahead - ADD to global warming and the entropy of the universe!
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the_man777 on July 19th, 2007 01:28 am (UTC)This is simply not true. You're confusing (reversible) nuclear reactions with the second law of thermodynamics.
*LOL*
I just want to see her explode!
I just want to see her explode!
haha, it's a bad epilogue although there's nothing i can do but laugh my ass off if it was real.
I have a plan.
If the epilogue is true, everyone send her a pumpkin with a knife in it and a note that says You. I think she'll get the message.
If the epilogue is true, everyone send her a pumpkin with a knife in it and a note that says You. I think she'll get the message.
(Anonymous) on July 19th, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
just a thought...
just a thought...
although the evidence proves the leak to be true...she is completely contradicting herself in all the interviews she's done. almost none of the things she talks about in her interviews are answered. what a disappointment. i'm probably going to read the book and sob until i get to the epilogue LMAO
That women belong in the kitchen.
Making pie.
She knows what kind I like.
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Making pie.
She knows what kind I like.
B|
I hear ya...
The fact that JKR may have married poor Lupin off, have him act like an ass, have a kid and then promptly die (off-page, mind you) is enough for my combustion.
However, I'm trying to find the bright side by looking forward to the ASS SLASH!
The fact that JKR may have married poor Lupin off, have him act like an ass, have a kid and then promptly die (off-page, mind you) is enough for my combustion.
However, I'm trying to find the bright side by looking forward to the ASS SLASH!
i'll combust if Severus actually goes out like that...
What a shitty ass way to kill off the *coolest* character in the entire series!!!!
What a shitty ass way to kill off the *coolest* character in the entire series!!!!
The epilouge is only seven pages of the entire book. It's not the end of the world if it's real.
Well, I've seen too many lawlz in this community about it to be angry anymore. When I get the book and actually read it I'll probably just lol until I have to be carried from the tore in a straight jacket going "All was well! All was well! ASS forever! Oh Snap!".
ROFLMAO!!! You've been here for a couple of days, too - huh? *snort*
I have tears rolling down my cheeks I'm laughing so hard at your comment and the one previous. Thanks for that, since this weekend I might actually cry!
Man, I hate everything I've heard about this book EXCEPT for Albus Severus and Scorpius. EPIC BUTTSEX REDEMPTION FTW.
Sorry but it's real, here, have some ASS, it'll make it all better.
At least it confirms Harry is a slasher. He probably has an affair with Draco (hey, he's alive)! And because Draco has no wife, Scorpius is the son of MPREG!Draco and Harry.