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    Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
    10:07 am
    [txtriffidranch]
    Mooch Singularity
    Mooch singularity - n.: The day when the future finally asserts itself and the battle cry of bums and hipsters at train stations switches from "Got a cigarette?" to "Could I borrow your phone to make a local call?"
    Friday, June 19th, 2009
    12:42 pm
    [deathboy]
    Beer Pressure
    Beer Pressure: Being cajoled by your friends into going out for a drink when you'd really rather not.
    Thursday, June 11th, 2009
    2:04 pm
    [moopet]
    quiché - the same tired buffet that gets wheeled out after company meetings. With the tiny sandwiches and the big metal cannister of "coffee" that looks like it should contain trioxin.

    previos - the operating system you just upgraded (I got this from a typo)

    Current Mood: Jam
    Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
    9:40 am
    [beaglebot]
    Pooratarian/Povertarian
    Pooratarian - someone whose diet is based on eating as cheaply as possible.

    Alternate

    Povertarian
    Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
    2:18 pm
    [beaglebot]
    Byecurious
    Byecurious - wondering when someone will finally leave
    Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
    9:43 am
    [cazmanian_minx]
    twax n. - annual deduction from the income of boorish idiots.
    Sunday, May 10th, 2009
    10:30 pm
    [caira]
    drepp adj. Comp. drepper; superl. dreppest. Said of a geek so rude, stubborn, and monomaniacally obsessive even other geeks who share their obsessions won't put up with their shit. To be truly drepp, one's passion must necessitate collaboration at some stage; a great many of the dreppest can be found writing open-source software, but rather fewer writing fiction.
    Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
    1:09 pm
    [astatine210]
    "For Queef And Country"
    Nationalist lip-flapping from some cunt full of air. For example: BNP shills at the slightest mention of St. George's Day.
    Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
    2:17 pm
    [toast3r]
    Breastidigitation.
    The act of a woman pulling out random things from her bra.
    Monday, April 20th, 2009
    11:37 am
    [txtriffidranch]
    Romero hippie
    Romero hippie, n. - The toxic waste product of the environmental movement and regular pollutant of green living fairs and alternative events, the Romero hippie alternately cajoles, whines, or threatens physical violence against anyone who doesn't accept every last one of its mutually contradictory and often completely fallacious life standards. "Man, I'm really glad that you're getting the word out about organic gardening. Whaddayamean you can't spare a buck so we can prosecute Stephen King for assassinating John Lennon?"
    Thursday, April 16th, 2009
    11:08 am
    [d_floorlandmine]
    Photogothy
    Photogothy (n)
    The practice of taking photos of people in graveyards, draped in cobwebs, wearing lots of hairspray, or generally just the capturing of goths' images/souls on film or pixels. Viewed as tacky by some, and fun by others.
    Sunday, April 5th, 2009
    3:53 pm
    [deathboy]
    Rhodes rage
    Rhodes rage:

    Anger caused by irritating lounge music.
    Friday, March 27th, 2009
    4:18 pm
    [concourse]
    Edumaciation
    Edumaciation (n.) Intellectual starvation.
    Thursday, March 12th, 2009
    6:44 am
    [barbedwirekiss]
    Freundeschafte (n)
    - The delight experienced when someone screws over "a friend"
    Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
    10:14 am
    [jaketherat]
    Nom de plume: See picture

    Monday, March 9th, 2009
    10:14 am
    [ironlord]
    A veritable banquet of wordsmithery
    I was digging through some old emails last night and I found this. It is probably OLD but I'm buggered if I'm digging through however many years of community posts it might be to find the original...

    New Word Disorder )


    I also found this, which means that it is equally likely to be OLD:

    The new European phrase book )
    Friday, March 6th, 2009
    6:53 pm
    [red20]
    Tropicanavore noun - One who consumes vast amounts of fruit juice and nothing else, with the misconception that this automatically makes them perfectly healthy and, in some cases, a better person than the rest of us.
    Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
    9:27 pm
    [quercus]
    Mutton dressed as tram
    Middle-aged woman, wearing enough bling to resemble Blackpool illuminations.


    (Collected from the wild in Lancashire, this weekend)
    7:04 pm
    [deathboy]
    iPod Shuffle
    iPod Shuffle: the practically stalled gait of someone who, in the middle of a busy thoroughfare, is more concerned with the next track to play from their iPod, than the fact that they're blocking the path for about 200 people.
    Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
    6:39 pm
    [quercus]
    Banach-Tarkovski Paradox
    The mathematical paradox which describes how a Russian sci-fi film may be sliced up and re-edited together to make something that's twice as long and even more incomprehensible, without needing any extra footage.
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