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Created on 2005-02-19 09:19:17 (#6182383), last updated 2008-05-08

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Name:	SPEAKWHALE!
Membership:	Open
Posting Access:	All Members

About

SPEAKWHALECHAT

IF YOU'RE LEAVING, LET US KNOW HERE!

Quick links: Introduction, Moderators, Rules for Applicants, Application
Rules for Members, King&Queen, Themes Rules for Challenges, Superlatives

speakwhale is a rating community based mainly on appearance and somewhat on personality. We just don't let ANYONE in here. Members will be honest and quite harsh/brutal. If you can't handle criticism, then don't bother joining. If you're planning on deleting your application after you receive a few no votes and/or negative comments, forget it. If you're boring or hideous, DO NOT read any further.

MODERATORS:

One Your must be ATLEAST FOURTEEN to apply.
Two Put your application and all images behind an LJ-cut.
Three Do not comment on anything outside of your applcation.
Four Be as rude as you'd like. We find it amusing.
Five If you're rejected, you may re-apply as often as YOU'D like.
Six Subject line MUST read "NEW" and you must make it friends-only.
Seven: Don't delete comments/votes
Eight: Submit your application ASAP!!

(DON'T USE RICH TEXT!)
<lj-cut text="i can speak whale"> 1. Name/age/location: 2. A few interesting facts about you: 3. A few bands you listen to: 4. The strangest thing you can think of to masturbate with: 5. A picture of someone you think is ugly: 6. Choose your favorite MOD and say something nice about him/her: 7. (You must provide their usernames; Do NOT pick the current king or queen!): Best looking male member: <lj user="USERNAMEHERE"> Best looking female member: <lj user="USERNAMEHERE"> 8. Put the banner (or just a link) in your info & link us: <a href="URLHERE">Info</a> 9. 5+ CLEAR pictures of you: 10. A 188x250 COLOR picture for the member page (if you can't resize, we'll do it for you): (DON'T FORGET TO PUT "NEW" IN SUBJECT LINE)

When voting place a "Yes" or "No" in SUBJECT LINE. One
"Stamped" in subject line if posting and make it FRIENDS-ONLY or it will be deleted. Two
Stay active and vote often. Three
Be honest, be harsh. Four
Do NOT promote your community. Five
Keep all text-only posts to a minimum. Six
Do NOT promote this community ANYWHERE. Seven

Applicants are asked, in the application, to choose TWO members, ONE female, ONE male, they think are the most attractive. The votes will then be tallied and the female and male with the most votes will get their picture posted in the userinfo. Current votes, updated daily, can be viewed HERE. PLEASE NOTE: You may NOT pick a MOD!

Christian & Lauren

NEXT KING AND QUEEN CHOSEN ON: 07/19/06

Themes are a great way to stay active in

speakwhale. Every week a Mod will announce the new theme. If you have any ideas on what an upcoming theme should be, please, comment on THIS entry with your thoughts!:

1. BABY/LITTLE KID PICTURES

Post pictures of you when you were a baby or a little kid.

2. PICTURES/YOU TUBES OF YOU GETTING TRASHED.

Post pictures/You Tubes of you out having a good time getting trashed. Alchohol or otherwise.

NEXT THEME(S) WILL BEGIN ON: 07/22/06