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HAY DUDES.
THIS STORY is THIS POST's fault.
FF7, Turk-centric songfic. Cheap LOLs everywhere.
Title: Rum and Mint Jelly
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean/Care Bears
Characters: Captain Jack Sparrow, Gentle Heart Lamb
Word Count: 334
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack is stranded on a desert island. When he is joined by an unexpected companion, he becomes much more cheerful.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, amateur effort not intended to infringe on the rights of the author or any other copyright holder.
Author's Notes: Someone on fanficrants brought up the hypothetical concept of a PotC/Care Bears crossover. I forget who, but I blame them.
( I really hope I don't develop a reputation for writing Care Bears crossovers. )
In response to this entry, which focused at various times on why Cloud Strife isn't a wuss, whether the wolf delivers pizza, and who gets to be Wutaian and who doesn't, I bring you "The Day Everything Owned Cloud", a serial tale of woe and suck.
(How doth the Planet pwn him? Let us count the ways!)
Rated PG for your pleasure.
Inspired by this rant about, among other things, Sephiroth and Riku being referred to as blond. (And I know I have it written as "blonde" in the icon; too lazy and too apathetic to change it.)
Inspired by this comment:
Inspired entirely by this post about Snape's secret Sue identity...
I bring you this.
( Cut for pictuar. Work safe, don't panic, pretty small file size, warnings for bad handwriting. )
Current mood: devious.
Woo, so it's been a long time since this thread, but I actually went and expanded the synopsis into a story over on
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goldchannel. It's NC-17 and spoils Babylon 5 through the third-season episode Severed Dreams. So if some sex-positive slash is your cuppa, here's Insomnia.
Current mood:
amused.Current music: Pandora internet radio.
I have been
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firefly99's awesome MGS rant of win.
I've gathered that, despite Mary Sues, a number of people like or are at least interested in OCs. So, a few months ago, I created
fan_characters.Everything you need to know should be explained either in the userinfo or the FAQ, but basically you can discuss, rant, post art or fanfics, etc. Regardless of how dead it looks, feel free to join! And please give it a chance? ^_^;
Current mood:
nervous.
In this fanficrants entry somebody made a comment about how Sephiroth's voice and avocados are sex, so I got the idea that a fic in which Sephiroth talked and ate an avocado would be very sexy even if it was "gen" otherwise. As you can guess, I then wrote some (surprisingly clean) utter crack, which I have called Makomole (PG, no pairings)