From: Ayasegawa Yumichika < homophone@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
Date: 01-22-2008, 9:14am
Subject: Well, I'll be damned.


You never told me you were a musician!



~Yumi

Characters: Ukitake Jyuushirou, open
Location: The Coffee Shop
Date: Wednesday, January 16th 2008, early morning
Rating: G
Summary: Jyuushirou arrives early to work, as always.

( ...he was not allowed to drive a car by himself, even if he had a licence. )

From: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Ayasegawa Yumichika <homophone@soulsocietyinc.com>
Date: Wednesday, 01-08-2008, 1:32
Subject: I don't know where I find this shit.

Characters: Tatsuki, Ikkaku, open to spectators (anyone who wants to give a look-see)
Location: Security Break Room
Date: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 – Afternoon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: To kick off the new year, the two security officers decide to kick the other's ass in...thumb-wrestling?

( It was because of said hairless man that Tatsuki was so bent on leaving the security booth and dashing to the breakroom. )

From: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Ise Nanao < isenanao@soulsocietyinc.com >
Date: Monday, 01-07-2008, 10:36
Subject: OI!

What the hell is your problem?!

From: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Ayasegawa Yumichika< homophone@soulsocietyinc.com>
Date: Tuesday, August 14th, 2007, 1:12
Subject: OH SHIT!

Characters: Orihime and Ikkaku. And anyone else who feels like showing up. >.>
Location: The security desk, Orihime's office, etc.
Date: Friday, August the 10^th, 2007
Rating: PG to PG-13 in case Ikkaku cusses a lot, which is entirely possible.
Summary: Orihime goes to the security desk to ask Ikkaku for help because there is something in the ventilation system above her office. No really!!!


Although earlier in the morning when she'd first heard the scritchity-scritchy-scritch-squeak noise coming from the ventilation grate in her office, she had dismissed it as her own overactive imagination playing tricks on her (which wasn't uncommon, being that she was an Orihime and they were prone to having tricksy imaginations, after all), now she wasn't so sure. The scritchying had abated slightly, only to be replaced with more squeaking and a distinct fluttering noise that made her stare up at the grate for a solid ten minutes with a severe, wide-eyed expression.

( That was why she was at the security desk... )

From: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Ayasegawa Yumichika< homophone@soulsocietyinc.com>
Date: Friday, July 27th, 2007, 10:23
Subject: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH



Oh, by the way, you wanna go drinking with me and a bunch of people tonight? 9pm at O'Malleys(or whatever)?

Characters: Ayasegawa Yumichika, Madarame Ikkaku.
Location: Coffee Shop.
Date: Tuesday, July 24th, 2007, Noon.
Rating: PG-13 for Ikkaku's language.
Summary: Ikkaku and Yumi have lunch together at the cafe and they get frosty drinks.

( He hoped a smoothie would smooth over his scruples. )

From: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Ayasegawa Yumichika < homophone@soulsocietyinc.com >
Date: Tuesday, July 24, 2007, 10:53 AM
Subject:

Lunch in the cafe? I need one of those frosty drinks. It's hell hot. Shit.

Characters: Ise Nanao and Madarame Ikkaku.
Location: Nanao's Office.
Date: Monday, July 23, 2007, 11:03 am.
Rating: PG-13 for Ikkaku's mouth.
Summary: After an infuriating reply from Nanao, Ikkaku decides to confront her face to face instead to get what he deserves.

Note: We did this log before we had a Yachiru(HI NEW YACHIRU!).

From: Madarame Ikkaku < mad.ikkaku@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Ise Nanao < isenanao@soulsocietyinc.com >
Date: Monday, July 23, 2007, 10:23 am
Subject: WHAT THE HELL!

WHERE IS MY THANKS FOR FINDING YOUR STUPID BERRYFRUIT, WOMAN?!?! THIS IS THE TWENTIETH EMAIL I SENT. DON'T YOU FUCKING IGNORE THIS!!!!

Characters: Ise Nanao, Madarame Ikkaku
Location: At the Security desk
Date: Monday, July 16th, 2007, 11:25 AM
Rating: PG-13 for Ikkaku's mouth
Summary: Nanao's lost her beloved Crackberry Blackberry (the horror!) and goes to recruit Security into the search.


( This was quite possibly the worst day of Nanao's life )