Your Cruise Director ([info]cruisedirector) wrote in [info]snape100,
@ 2005-03-14 22:07:00
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Matchmaker
Title: Matchmaker
Author: [info]cruisedirector
Words: 100
Characters: Harry, Snape
Challenge: #64, Snape's unwanted advisor.


"You should just tell him."

Harry jumped as a bottle of crushed beetles crashed to the floor. "Keep out of my business, Potter," Snape warned.

"I'd love to, sir, but since I have to keep trying to break into your thoughts, and you can't seem to find a way to put your fantasies in the Pensieve..." Another jar smashed beside him, spraying thick slime over his legs. "If you want him so much that you can't even help letting me know, you might want to say something before someone else does."

"Is that a threat, Potter?"

"Maybe it's a promise."



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[info]maidengurl
2005-03-15 03:11 am UTC (link)
Ooooooh, good one. Though I love a good Harry/Snape.

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:37 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Harry is WAY too young for Snape in this one.

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[info]samantha_vimes
2005-03-15 04:45 am UTC (link)
Who?

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
Who do I think? I deliberately left it vague, but pretty much any time post-OOTP if I'm writing Snape it's always Lupin. *g*

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[info]tarah_fae
2005-03-15 06:03 am UTC (link)
I betcha he's lusting after Dumbledore! NEKKID TIME!! WOOOOOH!!! *wiggles around to funny music!*

;)

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[info]ellid
2005-03-15 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Nah, it's Lupin. :)

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[info]koboldkind
2005-03-15 01:50 pm UTC (link)
I knew it :) Wonderful.

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[info]tarah_fae
2005-03-15 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Aaaww... you guys are no fun... *pout!* ;)

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[info]koboldkind
2005-03-15 09:33 pm UTC (link)
just snupin obsessed ;)

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:39 am UTC (link)
Thank you!

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:39 am UTC (link)
Of course. *g*

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
Dumbledore! *terror* McGonagall would hex his...um, ahem. *g*

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[info]betareject
2005-03-15 06:10 am UTC (link)
*howls*

Oh this was great!!! Poor Severus heh I love the threat at the end that was just perfect!

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
Harry and Snape could get SO much good dirt on one another during Occlumency lessons...it's not the big things like childhood humiliation you forget to put in the pensieve, but that one totally whacked-out sexual fantasy you had about your high school gym teacher that get you. *g* Thanks!

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[info]betareject
2005-03-16 05:11 am UTC (link)
*howls* thats hilarious never even thought about that!

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[info]darkladymara
2005-03-15 06:22 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear. What an embarrassing thing for Snape to have a teenaged Harry finding out about. ;)

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:41 am UTC (link)
I'm sure Snape has found out all sorts of good dirt on Harry, too. *g*

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[info]shoeless_girl
2005-03-15 08:40 am UTC (link)
Oooo, I love it :)

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:41 am UTC (link)
Thank you! *squees back*

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[info]cdkobasiuk
2005-03-15 01:46 pm UTC (link)
I loved all the smashing bottles! What a great drabble.

cdk

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
Thanks! I stole the bottles straight from Rowling and the post-Pensieve scene. *g*

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[info]drusillas_rain
2005-03-16 01:03 am UTC (link)
loved this!

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-16 03:43 am UTC (link)
Thanks so much!

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[info]soberloki
2005-03-21 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Love this kind of Snape and Harry interaction. Harry not acting the rash prat, especially. Perfect tone, and the threat/promise is excellent!

Go Lupin! But it's all about Snape.

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-03-22 03:07 am UTC (link)
Thanks so much! I think Harry is entitled to act like a prat on occasion with Snape, given Snape's level of prickliness toward him, but it would be nice if one of them got over himself and broke the pattern.

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