Title: It's What You Do With It
Author: menomegirl
Artist: sathinks
Pairing: Christian Kane/Jonathan Woodward
Rated: R
Summary: Never browse the net when drinking.
Notes: So very, very late. We hope you enjoy it anyway. Thanks very much to ely_jan for the wonderful beta on this.


( It all started with his drunk ass surfing the net late at night. A few visits to some pages he had bookmarked and his crazed mind had taken over. )

Title: One of Us Who Wants to Leave
Written by: poisontaster
Artwork by: bunnymcfoo
Starring: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki & Christian Kane.
Cameos: David Boreanaz, Sandy McCoy, Tom Welling & Michael Rosenbaum
Rating: R (language & smut)
Summary: What kind of love is this that keeps me hanging on, despite everything it's doing to me? What is this love that keeps me coming back for more when it will only end in misery?

This is late. This is SO SO late. We know. We are full of shame. But, hopefully? Worth the wait.

Not quite on time, but not too late, either. Enjoy. Comment if links run out. Now I can finally read everyone else's, yay!

Title: Certain Kind of Torture
Written by: missbucklebury
Graphics and mixes by: smonsterbite
Starring: Jensen Ackles and Christian Kane; featuring Jared Padalecki, Michael Rosenbaum, Tom Welling and Chad Michael Mayhem. Cameos by other WB stars, current and former.
Summary: Pimps and hos and a flashing cowboy hat. It all adds up to trouble.
Rated: R; also rated CA for Cracktastic Angst
A/N: Always and forever, smonsterbite can't do a damn thing without luluminion. Also, thanks be to sathinks for the pimp action.

( I’m thinking you better keep Cinda-Fucking-Padalecki outta my way for the rest of the night, can’t be held responsible for my actions if you don’t. )

( icons )

( Mikey's Big Pimpin' Mix 2006 )

( Bonus EP - Chris loves Jenny, y'all )

One Thing
Written by gingerpig
Chris Kane/Steve Carlson

( One Thing )

And only a day late. *g* Thanks to Nan & Kassie for being crazy enough to create this comm & to Shade for being THE most kickass partner in the history of ever. We sincerely hope we don't traumatize too many of you.

The All-True Adventures of Mayhem And Kane

Series Created By: azewewish and daughtershade
Written By: azewewish
Graphics By: daughtershade





( Season 1, Discs 3 & 4 )

Title: Snoops
Written by: brynwulf (Meg)
Graphics by: quietdiscerning (Cassi)
Starring: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, featuring Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling
Summary: Beer and birthdays and a lack of supervision. You do the math. :D
Rated: R
A/N: In no way, shape or form would this have gotten written except for the cheering, encouragement and writing of thisisbone. Seriously, she should be listed as an author, too. Thanks, sweetie!!

( Yeah, if you can’t get blind drunk on your birthday, when can you? )

All Comes Down
Rated pretty smutty
Jared Padalecki / Chad Michael Murray
Written by daysoflo
Graphic by buhfly
Huge, enormous thanks to ink_stain for being a truly wonderful beta.

( All Comes Down )

Paddywhack Says Rollover
a collaboration by antheia and packyrsuitcases

Art by antheia, image mapped by packyrsuitcases, words by both of us.

Title: Games People Play
Written by: kristiinthedark
Graphics by: khohen1
Pairing: Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum
Summary: They're not playing around anymore.
Rating: NC-17

A/N: This was the most fun ever! Both of us had a blast doing this, what, with the "research" and everything. And thanks to khohen1 for the fantastic beta. You totally went above and beyond.

The Games People Play

Title: Taking it Like a Man
Author: edie
Email: edie22@hotmail.com
Website: Monkey Drunky
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Jensen Ackles/Jared Padelecki/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: WB-RPS
Disclaimer: I am a big evil liar.
Summary: Last person with clothes on wins.
Notes: for the smutbox challenge. Thank you to tresca, olliesmama and simplybeing for the audiencing, beta work and general encouragement.
Artwork by buhfly


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Taking it Like a Man

Title: The ABCs of a Smutbox
Written by: arami
Graphics by: buffyspazz
Pairings: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki/Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum
Summary: Poetry gone wrong
Rated: R

The ABCs of a Smutbox

title: put another dollar in the jukebox, honey
artist: phaballa
author: queenofalostart

rpf fandoms: supernatural, angel, everwood, smallville

appearances by: tom welling, jensen ackles, jared padalecki, ian somerhalder, christian kane, david boreanaz, emily van camp, gregory smith, chris pratt

cameo by: maggie grace

including music by: dolly parton, the rolling stones, chris young, lynard skynard, kyuss, the black keys, dan bern, old 97s, freedy johnson, and powderfinger.

put another dollar in the jukebox, honey

directions: click on a track on the juke to read the fic; right-click, save on the track name to download the soundtrack; get on down.

It was inevitable

Rumors of blow jobs, sex tapes, and down-and-dirty schemes. Pictures of secret touches and longing glances...

It was unstoppable

Two keen minds, bent on exploring the seamy underbelly of the most mysterious foursome in the history of television...

And it was CRACKTASTIC

Welcome to Crack Hack, where Tommy yells, PADDYWHACK steals personalized Post-It Notes, Jenny is skeered, and Mike has a fetish for punishment.

Welcome to the truth behind the SMUT BOX.

crack_hack

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All writing done by Elena (impertinence), all artwork done by Sam (moimoietmoi). Sam also thought up the e-mail addresses, because she's fucking hilarious.

Title: Tommy's Tin (or Let Me Call You Smutbox, I'm in Love with You)
Author: moosesal
Rating: Adult
Fandom: Smallville RPS
Pairing: Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum
Artwork: miss_tress

( Crammed with smutty goodness within! )

Title: Deviant Behavior
By: storydivagirl & magickly
Featuring: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Tom Welling, Michael Rosenbaum, Christian Kane, and Josh Jackson
Summary: A practical joke that leads to fandom wank...
Rated: R
Beta'd: This story was beta'd by iamtheenemy, the bestest beta in the world.

( Caution when dealing with the WB Boys idea of humor... )

So! Here's our smutbox entry, people! Duct Tape and Destiny by lar and nan, or as we like to now be called, Estrella Larshine *g*

All the credit for the incredible formatting and artwork goes to lar. She rocks FAR MORE than I deserve ♥


Anyway - here it is! Hope you like it!! (please make sure to click the tab to the right of the cover for the rest of the story, folks. I just had a very pretty friend of mine think it was only a cover. *facepalm*)


Duct Tape and Destiny

Just a quick HELLO! post, a reminder that the due date for these masterpieces is 4/30, and also a question.

If there are any media people who are either close to done, pretty much set with their own project, or just feel like taking on a second one for fun and kicks, can you please shoot me an email? I'm looking to re-pair someone, but just email me first instead of commenting and I'll go over the specifics in email, ok?

tress30 at gmail etc.

thank you!

THIS IS THE LIST OF UTTER FABULOSITY!
Respect the list. Respect your fellow participants.

This is how this is gonna work (my spellcheck recognizes gonna as real word, btw):

You run off and email your partner. You become bff. You make something cool that is totally up to y'all in every way. You then come back and post links or whatever to the community. If you finish tomorrow, post it tomorrow. Make sure you finish by the 30th of April. Anytime in between? Post it.

If, for whatever reason, you need to drop out (and it better not be because you hate your partner, 'cause we totally gave you a chance on that one), DO IT QUICK. Because it's not fair to anyone else if you're a punkass. And Nan is real mean, so you best act right.

( THE LIST OF RANDOM capitaliZation. )

Do we have anyone here who signed up for media or switch that would agree to working with two peple and doing two projects?

Please comment if you can. Thanks!

ok. sorry for the post before this one. PADDYWHACK IS FUCKING WHACKED Y'ALL. APARENTLY HE CANT READ NOR TYPE TODAY AT ALL. SO VERY SAD.

Ok. So it's Sunday and Paddywhack just checked and he's missing emails from the following people:

veradeath
ink_stain
sparrck
captnobvious



Now. It's quite possible that Paddywhack is still drunk on dollar beers and beef jerky from last night and some of you have already SENT your emails and he just can't find them. I'm totally saying this is possible. Paddywhack is like that.

If your name is on the list, PLEASE either resend the email to both kassie and myself, or if you havent sent it yet, please send it as soon as possible. If we dont have it by tonight we're - well - we're gonna do SOMETHING, just you wait.

Thanks!!

Sign ups are closed.

No more sign ups.

*g*

Pairing is on.

HI!

Ok. So. I just sent out emails to sixty something lj addresses. And yes, I know I could have looked up whatever is on your userid, but there were SIXTY PEOPLE and I'm just far too lazy for that.

SO! Everyone who had signed up to be a writer, media person, or switch (which means media *g*) please check whatever email address your lj defaults to in the next little while to make sure you got the email. In the email is the questionaire/info gathering thing that we need to pair people off to make this thing work.

A few quick notes:

If you do not get the email at some point tonight and you think you had signed up, please comment here and let us know and we'll check out what happened and resend it.

If you DO get the email and DONT want to participate, PLEASE LET US KNOW AS SOON AS YOU CAN. Backing out now is fine. Backing out after we spend the next three days pairing people off causes MAYHEM. (And not the GOOD Mayhem, people.)

It's in the email itself, but we need this back to us by Saturday. THIS Saturday. The questions aren't hard, I swear. There's no higher math involved. It's "Yes I think Paddywhack likes pie" and "Sorry, but I'm one of the freaks in the world who doesnt think the Welling is hot." EASY PEASEY.


Ok? No questions? Good. Now fill out those forms and send them back.

Please.

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

ETA - ok. I already got shit kicked back to me. veradeath, missbucklebury, la_folle_allure, switch_angel, read_in_reverse and georgia_s_brown. I need your email addresses here please.

ETA again - I now have everyone except veradeath and read_in_reverse. Can you please comment with your email addy asap? thanks.

How this is going to work:

Each writer is going to be hooked up with a mediaist; each mediaist
will be hooked up with a writer. Then the two of you will work
together to make a unique *something* to be determined by y'all'selfs.
A power point slide show documenting an "encounter"? A fake
documentary? A story with illustrative pictures? Wallpapers
referencing the story? Icons referencing the story? Playlists? GO BUCK
WILD.

The rules are such-like:

Each team will work together to make some sort of cracked out,
original masterpiece of rpf insanity. As stated above, your format is
unlimited. If you can conceive of it, it is permissible (and
desired!).

Parameters:

The theme of this challenge is The Smutbox. Description of the
original smutbox is as follows: "[sic] A superman tin that we've
[rightfully] dubbed the 'smut box' (because it contained a pocket
pussy, wet lube, a whip, Panty Dropper Massage Oil, Everyone Loves a
Happy Penis -- Penis Massage Creme, Tit Tarts, Aphrodisiac Chocolates,
Kama Sutra Cards, and a purple cockring)."—in the lead Fangirl's own words.

What half those things are, we've no clue. Make it up if you want.
"Research" if you want.

You say: "How, Kassie and Nan, do I include the smutbox in my project? I'm at a
total loss!"

Do not fret. This is all very flexible. The actual smutbox does
not have to appear in your project. There can be an indirect
reference, a throw-away line, a interview with Rosenbaum on the
television in the background with him discussing it while your
characters soldier on, you can employ one or all of the items *in* the
smutbox (either in a comical or series manner). Go buck wild. Hell,
just use the lunchbox itself! Anything, everything the smutbox
inspires in your heart, that is permissible. The spirit of the smutbox
is strong in us all.


All pairings. All sexual orientation. Slash, het, furries,
metrosexuality. Hit it.

Because of the format of this challenge, we hesitate to put a word
limit on your project. You might come up with a brilliant screen
captioning something, and therefore fret over a word limit. So, no
word limits. But if you're writing a regular fic, please use the
thousand word standard.

All your stories (which are such) should be betaed. Think of this list
as a new way to meet people who will abuse you in the name of porn. If
you're too scared to approach someone else, email me; if I'm busy, I
will find you someone.

The Deadline is the 30th of April. Now, listen. If you get your
assignment and have a deep, abiding hatred of your partner, or if you
realize you just can't do the challenge, you had best let either Nan or myself
(and I suggest you email Nan) and let us know within a week of the
assignments. It's not fair to your partner if you crap out and leave
her/him hanging. Savvy? That's not on. Especially in a project like
this that is all about the love, peace, and understanding.


Now, if this challenge is suddenly too weird/interactive/sparkly for you, please
Email Nan so she can take you off the masterlist. She told me to stress that
we are *very* understanding about your personal issues and reasons for
dropping out (like you are a flake who doesn't work well with others).
We won't just you or mock you if you drop out NOW. After we pair people,
hrmph.

The sign up thread will remain open until Thursday when Nan and I go to bed,
so get your wacky friends to come on over.


Liberte, Egalite, Pornite!

So, listen. We all have Kassie to make the posts and tell everyone the rules and threats of violence and stuff for the community, which leaves me as the collating hooker. What that means is this.

Behind the cut tag are the lists as of right now for who signed up for writing, who signed up for media, and who signed up to switch off and do either. This is the best I could tell from combining both posts from yesterday, the sign up and the say hello and tell the world why you're a hor, posts.

Please comment to this ONLY IF:

a) I have you in the wrong category,
b) you didnt sign up yet and WANT to, or
c) you signed up yesterday but after a good nights sleep decided that we're all insane and you'd rather not be associated with us.

Now. Just by keeping your name on anything now DOESNT MEAN you're locked into anything. We're just trying to get a feel for numbers, writers vs media, etc. So. If you're on the list for writing, and when the official crap starts you decide, you know what? I'm with nan and MAYHEM is a fucking toad, screw this shit, that's FINE. We only send Paddywhack after you if you keep saying yes and then crap out at the last minute.

Ok? Yes? Please to be checking the list then and let me know where I've fucked up.

( PADDYWHACK LIKES PIE )


ok. where'd I fuck up.

OH MY PADDYWHACK!

Listen.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now, this is how a sign up post works.

You click the link. You type in the comment box. You say "I am very witty and entertaining, but I also am clearly stating that I am a switch, a writer, or a medaist."

I love y'all like Chris loves his hat, but if you aren't gonna write or media, don't comment in the sign up thread because then when I have to make the actual challenge happen, I will be seriously confused. Because I am normally drunk by noon like PADDYWHACK.

K? Come to THIS post and introduce yourself.

I will start.

Hey, I'm Kassie. I think SGA is pants, and I love SPN and watch SV for Tom Welling because he's the hotest ass who ever hotassed. Sometimes I write things. Other times I troll my friends' journals and insult them with icons that say Suck my dick. Other times still, I read other people's fic and leave really long, hyperbolic fb. I am on the pro-MAYHEM team. I also want people to write Ben Mckenzie pornography because I can't watch The OC anymore 'cause it sucks donkey dick, but I love Ben. The end. (until I troll your comments)

K

Ok? Come here and meet other pornographers, pornography lovers, and people who might debate the virtues of Chad Michael Murray and might just insult each other with icons.

Since there are already an assload of crazy-ass whores here, this is the official sign up post THE SAME DAY AS WE MADE THE COMMUNITY.

Please come in and look around and see the genius that is Slod's design.

Then hit the button and declare yourself either a mediaist or a writer or a switch. If you are a switch, I will deal with your whorish self shortly.


Let's get some of the ground rules down.

1. We are not the boss of you.
2. If you want to write about Julie Benz and Michelle Trachtenberg, that's your damage, and you are free to let your lunatic flag fly. Any pairings, any kink, any pocket pussy. Bring it.
3. WBrps is not a prison, you want Jake Gyllenhaal? Convince us in your story.
4. Please someone write Ben Mckenzie pornography (um, maybe soon this will be Fox/WBrps if we work really hard and make up lots and lots of stuff).
5. Both pro and anti-MAYHEM partisans welcome.
6. PADDYWHACK owns your soul whether you're a SV Welling/Baum-shipper or not. He will beat you down if you bring the hate.
7. Mediaist means iconer, graphic designer, coder, playlist-maker, and whatever other things y'all do I missed because all I do is write and illegally upload tons and tons of criminal, stolen music.
8. Fandom is a fun place, come get to know some freaks that hang out in other parts of than you.
9. Leave your trouble at the door unless you want some in heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sign up. In your comment, again, say your label. If you've *already* made icons or dressed up as MAYHEM for Halloween and have pics, link it up!

I linked the original, inspiring, wank in the userinfo. Go forth and laugh.

DON'T SIGN UP HERE IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA WRITE OR MEDIA. COME TO THE NEXT POST AND REPLY AND SAY HEY.

Oh god. Who put me in charge of anything? This is gonna be a disaster. NAN!

This is the sign up post. If you sign up on other posts, you will get left out because I am too dumb to collate

Poll #694699 Label yourself (bisexual is not an option).
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Are you--

Would you sign up for smutbox as--

PORN

Our next victim(s) should be--