the queen of hollywood & all things trivial ([info]dark_branwen) wrote in [info]sm_monthly,
@ 2006-10-13 16:16:00
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October Challenge, Day Thirteen

[x] Ficlet must feature a character of your own creation AND something firmly grounding it within the Sailor Moon universe.  Examples are a canon character, a location, and/or the Sailor Moon mythology.
[x] Submissions should be 100+ words excluding poetry submissions.
[x] Comments and criticisms are encouraged unless otherwise noted.
[x] Don't plagiarize.

Theme Thirteen: Out

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[info]serasaturn
2006-10-16 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Title: Crazy Card Game
Author: [info]serasaturn
Theme: Out
Genre: Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: G

http://thyoxymoronic-i.livejournal.com/2737.html#cutid5

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[info]dark_branwen
2006-10-30 09:57 am UTC (link)
Title: Prelude to Sexual Depravity
Author: [info]kihinranno
Theme: Out
Genre: Humor
Version: Manga - Crystal Tokyo
Rating: PG-13


It was quite ridiculous, Minako thought, that she was sitting here chatting with two of the most dangerous men she had ever had to deal with. They were the leaders of a revolution hell bent on overthrowing Neo Queen Serenity and her court. They had threatened her personally numerous times. And one of them was more than likely quite inclined to kill her in order to get to the other one unfettered. But it didn't change the fact that they were sitting around have a conversation just hours after she had sworn to her fellow Senshi that she wouldn't rest until they'd been taken care of.

Then again, she was taking care of them in a manner of speaking. After all, as long as she was getting them drunk, they weren't out assassinating people. Haruka certainly wouldn't see it that was when she got wind of it, but what could you do?

"Don't hog the vodka," Draco insisted, yanking it out of her hands. "If you're not going to drink it, then pass it on."

She stuck her tongue out at him childishly, drawing it back in when he leaned forward and attempted to bite it off. She glared and said, "You'd be sorry if I lost that."

"He was thinking of me for once, darling," Alemand slurred. "Because your tongue does me no favors."

Draco snorted. "Well, perhaps if you got over your ridiculous fear of vaginas--"

"I am not AFRAID of vaginas!" Alemand insisted over Minako's obnoxious giggling. "I am TERRIFIED of vaginas. There is a fine distinction you see."

"Right," Draco said after knocking back his third shot. "However could I have overlooked it?"

Minako flipped her hair and said, "Alemand, when exactly did you come out of the closet?"

Draco scoffed. "Please. Most babies are born covered in blood and female what-sits. Alemand was born covered in glitter and wearing a feather boa. He was never in the closet."

Alemand glared, once again ignoring Minako's laughing. "I will have you know, oh future sex slave of mine, that there was a period where I was unaware of my sexual orientation."

Draco and Minako both stared at Alemand. And then they stared at each other. They both simultaneously reached for the alcohol, finding that another shot was necessary after that revelation.

"Oh, you two are funny," Alemand drawled, looking extremely affronted.

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[info]dark_branwen
2006-10-30 09:58 am UTC (link)
"I find I often need to get drunk around liars," Draco answered. "Honestly, mon ami, do you honestly expect me to believe that you didn't always know--"

Minako shrugged and interrupted. "Well, there's always a chance you know. Haruka didn't always know."

Draco rolled her eyes. "Do not bring lesbians into this. They are entirely different."

"Why?"

"Vaginas muck everything up," Alemand maintained. "Lesbians spend years angsting over their carpet-munching ways until they are at last able to embrace the flannel."

Minako snorted. "You are so lucky I'm not wearing a wire. She'd kill you three times for that."

Alemand looked briefly worried, but Draco shook his head. "She's not wired. I take great pleasure in checking that thoroughly at every meeting."

“I’m sure,” Alemand said with some measure of disgust. “Anyway, I should clarify that I was never really confused. It’s just that my period of girl-hating lasted a bit longer than usual. At some point a school psychiatrist intervened to inform me that it was no longer socially acceptable to run and hide every time a girl touched me, and she suggested that I might be gay. Honestly, I’d never considered it before, but everyone else certainly had and they made up my mind for me. I never really got a chance to see what closeted life was like. As far as everyone else was concerned, I was out.”

Draco sighed contently. “See? That actually makes some sense.”

“Not the running and hiding part, but the rest of it,” Minako added as she finished with the vodka and passed it on to Alemand.

“Of course I could always ask,” Alemand said, swirling the liquid around in the glass. He looked over at Draco, a wicked smile on his lips. “What’s it like, Draco?”

Draco glared darkly, no trace of humor in his face. “I am not in the closet.”

“When did you step out and announce to the world that you wanted to ravish me exactly?” Alemand asked cheekily. “I missed it, and that certainly is a shame.”

Draco rolled his eyes. “Honestly. One drunken roll in the hay, and everyone thinks you’re bent.”

“Well, to be fair, in my experience the only men who have sex with other men are the gays,” Minako interjected, knowing full well that she would likely pay for that remark later.

Draco scowled in her direction. “Really? I seem to remember a certain someone recounting certain experiences with her friends, and she claims to be thoroughly heterosexual.”

Minako sighed. “One, I never claimed anything. And two, it’s different with me. Vaginas muck it up, remember?”

“You are not allowed to use Alemand’s logic,” Draco insisted.

“Please honey, it’s working in favor. Use whatever you like,” Alemand countered with a grin. “Just don’t used Draco because he is--"

“I AM NOT GAY!”

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[info]dark_branwen
2006-11-05 09:11 am UTC (link)
Minako reached over and patted Draco’s head, noting that his hair had a tendency to fluff up when he got angry, much like a cat’s. “Poor Draco. Poor closeted, sexually repressed Draco with absolutely no way to prove his case.”

Draco looked at her out of the corner of his eye. He seemed disappointed. “That’s one of your clunkier segues.”

Minako shrugged. “I’m horny and I’ve had two too many shots on an empty stomach. Give me a break.”

“Oh, wonderful. Heterosexual coupling,” Alemand grumbled as he got to his feet. “You know, when I rule the world, I’m going to ban that sort of thing. It’s not fit for the public.”

“Precisely why we’re going to beat you,” Minako insisted. “Anyway, want in?”

Alemand raised an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”

Draco sputtered a bit. “Don’t I get a say in this?”

“Not really, no,” Minako informed him. “Unless of course you want me to start wearing that wire.”

Draco sighed. “Oh, well. I’m drunk enough. Alemand?”

“I’m going to need a few more shots,” Alemand informed them.

“Good think you have the vodka then,” Minako pointed out.

“You said it, bitch.”

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