"On Charity" (Hannah Abbot, Gregory Goyle, G)
1 (20.0%)

"Charity" (Millicent, Ernie, Justin, G)
3 (60.0%)

"Goodwill to All" (Draco/Astoria, G)
1 (20.0%)

angst to his own reflection in the magical mirror
13 (76.5%)

write emo poetry in his diary
5 (29.4%)

evoke Hamlet's "2B or not 2B" speech, after ascertaining that Shakespeare was actually a Wizard
6 (35.3%)

have lengthy inner monologues in which his conscience sounds like Lucius
4 (23.5%)

have a heart-to-heart with Salazar Slytherin's painting
6 (35.3%)

send Snape significant glances
9 (52.9%)

send Potter significant glances
11 (64.7%)

have plenty of wall!sex with Blaise
7 (41.2%)

discover Regulus Black's emo diary
7 (41.2%)

demand more hair-petting from Pansy
7 (41.2%)

...and Daphne
2 (11.8%)

...and Astoria
2 (11.8%)

play charades with Kreacher to gather information
5 (29.4%)

adopt a kitten for some much-needed fur therapy
10 (58.8%)

adopt a bunny which turns out to be Potter
6 (35.3%)