Alcohol Does Wonders
This is my Smile Empty Soul fic... and I believe I'm the first to do one... so BOOYA ME!


Alcohol Does Wonders

The phone rang. It woke me up from my casual mid-day nap, so there were a couple extra rings than normal. Eventually I pulled the receiver to my ear.

"Hullo?"

"Sean, dude! Turn on the radio! 99.3. Hurry up!"

It was my good friend and bandmate Derek. I quickly scrambled to my radio and switched to the afore-mentioned station.

"I do it for the DRU-UGS...

I do it just to feel ali-ha-hive...

I do it for the LO-OVE...

That I get from the bottom of a bo-ottle."

The song played on, but the only thing I heard was a voice in my head screaming 'we're on the fucking radio!'.

"Sean, ya still there?" Derek called from over the phone.

I slowly brought the device back up to my ear and replied, "Yeah... Dude... We're on the fucking radio!"

He laughed back. "That we definitely are! Man, we really need to celebrate this or somethin'! Meet up at my house in like an hour? Ryan's visitin' his mom today, so it's just you an' me. See ya later!"

I heard the phone click, telling me he had hung up, but two shocks like that in a row left me standing there in awe. Not only was our first single now on the radio, but Derek and I were about to go get drunk, alone, in celebration over it. I crossed my fingers and hoped some liquor would loosen him up enough.

I ran upstairs and jumped in the shower. By the time I was finished and all dressed again half an hour had passed. I grabbed all the booze I could hold, threw it in my black Jeep and began the drive to Derek's house. I swear I must have hit every red light on the way. It was insane.

I finally pulled into his driveway a little while later and ran up to ring the bell. Not ten seconds after my hand left the ringer did he open his door and I could see the huge smile on his face. As soon as we were close enough he wrapped his arms around me.

"DUDE! We're on the fuckin' radio!"

Reluctantly, I pried my body from his and said back, "I know! How insane is this?!" Then holding up the two six-packs I brought with me, "I think it's celebration time!"

We entered his home and tore into the alcohol. I think I only had four cans, but when I looked for more I could only find the two that were left. That meant Derek had um... Uh... A lot more than me. And I admit I was a little buzzed, but I still had my consciousness. Derek, on the other hand, was nearly instantly woozy and falling all over the place because of the amount of beer in his body.

Then he fell on to me. "Oh, Sean-y... We are so cool. We're on the radio and popular and... Wee..." With that, his head rested on my chest and his hand fell mere inches away from my 'red zone'. I tried to fight it, but I was too far gone to have that much control over my hormones, so the closeness of his touch stimulated me beyond belief. "Ooh, Sean! Look! You're as excited as I am!" Then he turned his lap so I could see, and sure enough he was erect as well.

Now was my chance. I had to pray he either wanted this too, or wouldn't remember it in the morning. "Mind if I help you out with that?" I offered, giving the best devious smile I could do.

His mouth opened and his tongue reached out for my lips, but missed and licked my chin. "I thought you'd never ask..."

Then he did the unexpected. He jumped up, like he had just become sober, and straddled me on the couch. His lips met mine almost instantly. I couldn't believe this was happening. Derek, my drummer, was making out with me on his couch. I hungrily sucked on his lips until his mouth widened for my tongue to enter. It was the sloppiest kiss I had ever participated in, but I wouldn't trade the experience for anything.

I felt his hands unsuccessfully try to lift my shirt, so I broke the kiss and assisted. As soon as it was off, he carefully moved my hair out of my face and went back in for another sloppy kiss. His hands trailed all around my chest; hardening my nipples, tickling my navel, playing with the trail of hair that led down to my 'happy place'. Then he got to my pants. Obviously too drunk to remove those, he released his mouth from mine and looked at me with a face asking for me to do it for him. I held up a finger to tell him I wanted to do something first. His shirt was slowly lifted over his head and I gazed in awe of his beautiful body.

He fumbled with his own belt buckle and I quickly followed suit. We had to stand up to remove our pants and boxers but were back on the couch right after. I pulled him under me and I laid on top of his sleek body. The sweat was already pouring from our bodies. My chin length hair was we enough to stay back and stick. I felt his hard member press against my stomach as I kissed him again, but softer this time. I slowly kissed my way down his face, then his neck, his collar bone, each nipple, belly button, 'treasure trail', and finally his ripened cock.

I stared it down for a few seconds, taking in what I was just about to do. Then I took it all. It was honestly the first time I had ever given another guy a blow job, but I could tell from the loud pleasure moans Derek was letting out that I was pretty good.

The thought of swallowing cum always freaked me out, but I knew it was kind of rude to 'spit', as it were, so I opted to bail out before the man juices started flowing. Instead I moved my hand to cup his round ass cheek and I looked him in the face.

"Can I?" I pleaded, grasping his ass tighter so he might know what I was asking to do. A huge grin slid across his face and he shook his head wildly.

I lifted my body and positioned myself so that I was just about to enter inside of him. Lube would have been pointless, judging on how sweaty we were already, so I slowly forced my large dick into his hole. His mixed screams of pain and pleasure assured me to continue. As soon as I had pushed all the way in, I pulled out and tried to go in a little faster this time. Slowly but surely, I developed a quickening pace. Derek's screams of pure ecstacy allowed me to go harder and harder; right up until I was at the point where I'd cum.

I couldn't push myself, even in the heat of the moment, to release inside of my friend without a condom, so at the last moment I pulled out and splattered my seed all over his chest. His hand, nearly automatically, reached for his own penis and, with only a few jerks, came just the same on his hard body.

I slumped my spent body on top of his and his arms encircled me. "My GOD, Sean..." he spat out. "That was the best fuck I've ever had! If I knew I just had to get you alone and pretend to be drunk to get that, I would have done that months ago!"