Title: Some Cupids Kill With Arrows, Some With Traps
Part: 1/?
Author:
havah24601 Rating: T
Pairing: Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
POV: 3rd Person
Summary: Brendon Urie finds himself hopelessly in a reciprocated love with a newly pronounced war hero, Ryan Ross. Brendon's well educated and witty cousin William hates NOTHING more than Ryan's close companion, the seemingly brutish Gabriel Saporta. With the help of Ryan and Gabe's close companion Gerard Way and William's uncle, Pete Wentz, Brendon and Ryan attempt to trick Gabe and William into loving each other. However, Mikey Way, Gerard's scorned brother will stop at nothing to ruin the happiness of the two potential couples.
Disclaimer: This is based intensely on Much Ado About Nothing, by William Shakespeare, which I think is possibly the funniest play ever written.
Beta:
vkyerie Author Notes: Normally I will post this story on THURSDAYS, not Tuesdays, but everyone is in a bit of a funk over the whole Panic thing, so I thought I'd throw some comedy at you guys a couple of days early. Also, I REALLY hope that this is funny, that's the goal. Oh, and I apologize about the language, it's sort of a fucked up mixture of modern English and Elizabethan English, but it's more than understandable, unlike Shakespeare.
Chapter One.