Six-Word Review

Inception

2010-07-21T20:37:02Z

Mindfucky nested dream existence. With explosions.

or

Dream movie requires alert audience. Neat.

Couple's Retreat

2009-10-10T03:54:47Z

Racism, sexism, homophobic heteronormative bullshit? Heyah!

GI Joe

2009-08-13T06:33:02Z

My favorite: blatant sexism and racism.

Heroes Season 2

2009-06-06T18:48:02Z

Predictable, anticlimactic, and not confusing enough.

Up

2009-06-06T06:52:23Z

Cutest fuckin' thing fuckin' ever ever!

Star Trek (the new one)

2009-05-10T23:12:28Z

Looks like I'm a Trekkie now.

Torchwood

2009-05-10T23:11:44Z

If Who were porn. On speed.

Star Trek (2009 movie)

2009-05-10T07:08:36Z

Dear god, that was awesome. Squee!

Doctor Who: Episode 3x10 "Blink"

2009-04-10T20:26:43Z

Statues scare me now. Thanks, Doctor.

St. Vincent

2009-04-10T00:33:39Z

Sweet and sardonic; shreds mean guitar.

Chuck 2.19: "Chuck vs. the Dream Job"

2009-04-08T07:45:35Z

After two viewings, still gloriously awesome.

-or-

I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!

-or-

I love hot and nerdy men.

My reaction to the trailer for Wolverine Origins

2009-03-30T23:03:04Z

Can't be worse than X3. Right?

Dollhouse Ep 1x7 Echoes

2009-03-28T02:15:40Z

This show just keeps getting better.

or

Preview for next week... so unfair!!!

Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver et al

2009-03-27T15:02:55Z

Want to garden, but no yard.

or

Hankering to try cheese making now.

The Secret Books of Paradys (1988 – 1993) by Tanith Lee

2009-03-11T01:29:51Z

Makes Gotham look like Lake Wobegon.

Watchmen the Movie (no spoilers)

2009-03-09T20:23:47Z

No money for Malin's acting lessons?

or

CGI budget devoted to Jon's package.

Watchmen (movie--not spoilerific)

2009-03-08T07:16:07Z

Warning: viewing may cause unintended horniness.

--or--

What's with the softcore porn, Snyder??!

NuWho, Season Four Finale

2009-02-27T07:07:43Z

Russel T. Davies, that's quite enough.

or

You can't sustain finales like that.

or

You thought season one was overdone...

changeling

2009-02-23T21:35:25Z

angelina jolie shouldn't have been nominated.

or

no sexiness doesn't equal good actress.

or

shame on you clint eastwood. shame.

Unread Books

2009-02-19T03:37:15Z

Ulysses: Read me! Me: You're loud!

Were the World Mine [dir. Tom Gustafson]

2009-02-19T03:24:42Z

Silly, glittery, "fairy" tale musical. Twitterpation!

My Name Is Bruce

2009-02-19T03:00:46Z

Brucely Campbellrific in every desirable way.

Recieving the "Bonus" Dr. Who disc from Netflix.

2009-02-18T06:09:57Z

Like getting baby powder for heroin.

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea--first five minutes

2009-02-18T05:54:32Z

I--I can't--oh, dear god.

-or-

More proof Disney lost its goodness.

-and one more-

Disney spoils something I love, again.

Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars

2009-02-18T04:10:27Z

Best bit? Easily the robot mummies.