Let me tell you something about Edward Cullen. We were best friends in high school. I know right, it's soooo embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in twelfth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Jacob, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Washington-- and Edward was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow him off to hang out with Jacob, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?!" and I'd be like, "Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was an all human pool party, I was like, "Edward I can't invite you because I think you'll sparkle," I mean, I couldn't have a sparkly vampire at my party! There were going to be people there in their bathing suits! I mean right, he was a sparklepire! So then his dad called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then he dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall for college and his hair was all messed up and he was totally weird and marble and chagrinning and now I guess he's on crack!
Posted by: Regina George

Twilight is an abomination, up with which I SHALL NOT PUT, SIR!
Posted by: Keith Olbermann

Twilight. Even I wouldn't hit that.
Posted by: Cpt. Jack Harkness

Twilight...I'd rather watch Living Lohan.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper

All the Twimoms and thirteen year old girls will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "no."
Posted by: Rorschach

Twilight plays love games with me.
Posted by: Old Gregg

You better not be cheating on me you dirty cow
Posted by: Howard T.J, Moon, Man of Action

"I really screwed that up. I really Smeyered it."
"What?"
"Smeyered it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Smeyered it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Stephenie Meyer?"
Posted by: Andy Bernard

Twilight, let my people go.
Posted by: Moses

You know, you remind me of Twilight...
I HATED Twilight.Posted by: The Joker

http://blogs.usaweekend.com/whos_news/2008/11/tell-us-whats-b.html

BEST DAILY SHOW SEGMENT EVER.
JOHN OLIVER FOR THE FUCKING WIN

One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are awesome. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind how great you are.


Ps. Zachary Quinto needs to get in my bed now. trufax.

 
I just read the latest     LJ News Special Edition and don't know how to tell my gmail to allow the new IP Addresses on gmail or if that is even possible.   Rather than disabling my spam filters, couldn't I just watch the spam for a few days and mark any LJ messages as not spam?     


( IP stuffs from the newsletter below the cut... )

OMG! Isn't he cute. I'll call him... Top for now... lol... His head stop moving when you put it on pause. He's so cute... lol

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

^Sirin it's so sad but it's so wonderful at the same time!... lol... I love hearing you play it. ok I am off to bed it's cold and I work in like 6 hours... lol...

HOW HAS NO ONE POSTED THIS YET

DISCUSS!

[18] gossip girl icons
[12] gossip girl animations (.gif)



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spoilers up until the most recently aired episode.

I HAVE WASTED HOURS WATCHING YOUR ADORABLENESS!

HOSHIT HOSHIT HOSHIT

THE NEWEST HBP TRAILER HAS EXPLODED.



OMG THE MOONY-RON-NESS. AND THE LUNA-NESS. AND THE DUMBLYDORE-NESS. AND THE DRACO-IN-THE-MIRROR-NESS. AND THE HARRY-GETTING-HIT-IN-THE-HEAD-NESS.

FJAL;DALFJASFJ;ASLFJKASFJA;LDFKJ;FLKAS

So today is my aunts birthday... She lives in Texas and I miss her bunchies. But I made this for her and posted it on her myspace. I just wanted to share how will it came out. I love it.


^Thats my aunt on the left. And thats her girlfriend Shauna on the right. The crazy thiing is they look just like that. It took me hours but I got it to look just like them. I'll post a color copy later is I remember.

Make up a meme for yourself to do (a list of your favorite and least favorite things, guess the quote, whatever you want). Then make an easy one up for whoever comments, and they must post it in their journal as well as make one up for themselves. The cycle shall continue, and everyone will have lots of memes to do! I hope you're all bored at work...
I kinda forced pann_cake to give me two. *blush*

These are in no particular order.
( Top 5 Fictional Characters I Probably Shouldn't Be Attracted To...With Pics! )

( Top 5 Sexiest Heroes, again with pics )

I has a new phone! =D My mom and I are on the same plan, and we were due for an upgrade. I thought I was getting this Blackberry one (pink, very girly). But they surprised me with an iPhone!!!! My parents rule. And spoiled!girl is spoiled. After some initial hatred and frustration, I now looooove it. It's name is Sheldon. XD I still have a lot to figure out, but I think I got the hang of the basics. I still need to set up my voicemail though. :P But I figured out how to watch my favorite part of Mamma Mia! XD (Plz to be on DVD nao.)


I am joining my friend Laura's Dungeons & Dragons group next year, when they start the new version. Tomorrow she and her friend Jeff are going to start doing some practice runs with me. I AM SO EXCITED!!!! And Laura bought me new pink and black dice. :) Woot for fabulous nerdery! Hence the Freaks & Geeks cosplay icon.

Do any of you know of any cool and cheapish sites that would have cool gifts?
I'm trying to find some cool stuff for Kyle and my friends and I'm having some creative blocks.
Any help would be appriciated!