| break even || firefly || jayne/inara || rated ma |

Thanks to inlovewithnight for the beta!

( break even )

| left for fire || battlestar galactica || sam/kara/leoben || rated ma |

For meresy, thanks to snoopypez for the beta. Title from Remy Zero's Shadowcasting.

( left for fire )

For snoopypez. I conned her into making me a wallpaper with elevator!porn. :D? Thank you to inlovewithnight for the beta!

| shafted || due South || kowalski/vecchio || rated ma |


( Shafted )

One more today, for the Porn Battle!

| radio chatter|| due South|| kowalski/vecchio || rated r |

( Radio chatter )

Title: Half-Price
Author sionnain
Fandom: Flashpoint
Character/Pairing: Lew, Spike (Spike/Lew if you squint)
Rating: T
Prompt: 110, Conversation
Word Count: 300

AN: Thanks to waltzforanight for the beta-read! For the ds_snippets Amnesty Challenge, written for the prompt "conversation". Which I think I used before but you know, amnesty. :D?

( Half-Price )

Set during/after Sometimes a Great Notion.

supernova| kara/leoben | rated pg

( supernova )

Title: Better Than Ice Cream
Author sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: R
Word Count: 2600
Genre: Established relationship (Snark, sex and snuggling! Um.)
Summary: The power went out in their apartment at approximately 6:43 pm...

AN: For snoopypez, who is feeling unwell and just traveled halfway across the country today, and who wanted some Ray/Ray fic with the prompts "thunderstorm" and "ice cream". This is awaiting your return home, James! And remember how awesome you are, okay? Okay. I hope you like this! Thanks to waltzforanight for a super-speedy beta and a great title suggestion (which is Sarah Mclachlan's "Ice Cream"). I don't know what I would do without fangirls omg! <3

FYI: Bunny Tracks ice cream is the BOMB, okay. <3

( Better Than Ice Cream )

Title: Hangman
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: Teen
Prompt: Game
Word Count: 300

AN: Thanks to snoopypez for the beta! I needed some OTP cuteness, please excuse the fluff. :D?

( Hangman )

Title: Engines Cranking Heat
Author: sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: MA.
Genre: Established relationship, PWP.
Summary: Ray thinks it's a shame Fraser takes such brisk, efficient showers. He and Vecchio attempt to teach him to enjoy himself a little more. Really, this is just gratuitous porn, okay?

AN: Written for meresy, on the happy occasion of her birthday. :D meresy, you are without a doubt one of the best people in the entire world, much less fandom. I hope that this shower porn adequately expresses my admiration and happiness in being your friend. :D? ::mwah:: Thank you very kindly to inlovewithnight and snoopypez for the beta, and to belmanoir for some brainstorming about hallway sex (our IM convos are made of win). I stole the title from Mr. Paul Gross's Robert Mackenzie, not because I equate shipwrecks with shower/hallway sex, but because the song features in the story. :D

I hope you like this, Meres, and that you have a birthday as awesomesauce as you! ::smishes forever::

( Engines Cranking Heat )

Title: I Raised an Army of Pickpocketing Squirrels!
Author: sionnain
Fandom: Twitch City
Pairing: Curtis/Hope/Newbie
Rating: MA.
Warnings: Porn and bizarre humor? IDEK. ::hands::
Word Count: 2800
Summary: Today on Rex Reilly--Threesomes: Awkward or Awesome?

AN: For meresy's C6D Porn Tag! I was given the prompt "floored" by the lovely luzula. This is for the lovely mrs_laugh_track, who is awesome and fantastic, and who also beta'd this. Because she's just that awesome, okay? Also my thanks to inlovewithnight, for reading things even when she's seen two episodes of the show. She is also awesome.

( I Raised an Army of Pickpocketing Squirrels! )

Title: washed away slow
Fandom: Suspicious River
Character/pairing: Leila, genfic.
Rating: PG
Warnings: There are no inherent warnings for this snippet, but it deals with some dark themes given the canon.
Word Count: 300
Summary: Sometimes, after it's over, Leila thinks about the spot in the woods that might have been her grave.
Prompt: leaf

AN: Written for Challenge 112 at ds_snippets, for the prompt "leaf". I have...no idea where this came from. Well, I like autumn and rivers and imagery and symbolism, so...maybe it was inevitable. Thanks to lamentables for the beta! The title is from the PJ Harvey song The River.

( washed away slow )

In honor of Maine being awesome and legalizing same-sex marriage (Yay, Maine!) I recorded a podfic! Okay, so polyamorous marriage is (alas) not legal anywhere, but baby steps, y/y?

Title:To Have and To Hold
Author: belmanoir
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: PG
Summary: Summary: The boys recently flew to Vancouver to march with the RCMP contingent in the 2008 Gay Pride Parade.
Reader: sionnain


Notes: I am very new to podficcing, and therefore welcome any and all feedback you would like to give me. My thanks to mrs_laugh_track for beta-listening to this! belmanoir, I hope this does your story justice, because I love it a lot. :) If it doesn't, I'll happily record it again once I get better!

You may be able to hear a car passing by my house at one or two points. Pretend I'm recording this at the beach, okay? :D? I think it's fairly inoffensive background noise, but do let me know if it's really distracting.

Upload: Mediafire To Have and to Hold (MP3 file)

Title: Before the Night is Through (I Wanna Do Bad Things to You)
Author: sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Ray/Ray/Stella
Rating: Oh, my God, so very, very MA.
Summary: Ray and Vecchio meet Stella for dinner. Then they have a threesome. I don't really think this needs a complicated summary, y/y? :D

AN: For snoopypez, who was having a bit of a rough day. I asked her if I could write her something to cheer her up, and she said she would like some Ray/Ray/Stella non-angsty, threesome porn. With pegging. I do hope this meets with your approval, James. ::mwah:: Title is from Jace Everett's Bad Things. :D Thanks, as ever, to belmanoir and meresy, who both went above and beyond when I presented them with 7K words of smut to beta. You're both fabulous and made out of hearts and things that are sparkly and good!

( Before the Night is Through (I Wanna Do Bad Things To You) )

Look, some days you just want some schmoopy OTP happy, okay?

Title: Conversational Italian
Author: sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: Appropriate for all ages!
Warning: Um. Schmoopy? Kind of. Look, I just love them, okay?
Word Count: 300

AN: For ds_snippets prompt of "conversation". Thanks to inlovewithnight for reading this over!

( Conversational Italian )

Title: bodies in motion
Author: sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Rating: PG
Prompts Used: gravity, velocity, momentum
Word Count: 3 snippets of 300 words each, 900 total.
Summary: A missing scene from "The Deal" in Season 1. Follows Vecchio's confrontation with Frank Zuko, set during the car ride back to Fraser's apartment.

AN: Written for this week's ds_snippets prompts. Thanks to belmanoir for the beta (lo how I hound her even when she's on vacay!), and to inlovewithnight for title help!

( bodies in motion )

I wrote two fics for this year's ds_con_envy! Posting the links here to have them in the fic-journal; links go to the con site. ::am too lazy to repost::

Title: I will steer for you
Author: sionnain
Pairing: Ray/Ray
Rating: R
Genre: Humor (um, I try, anyway), established relationship.
Word count: 2900
Summary: Ray will do a lot for Vecchio. Standing in line with him at the DMV, however, might just be pushing it.

AN: My thanks, as always, to meresy for the beta! I must humbly apologize/thank inlovewithnight, who was ranting about her *own* terrible DMV trip and I responded (after proper snuggles, of course) with, "Hey, can I borrow that for a fic?" ::grins:: The title is from the Leonard Cohen song I'm Your Man (which is totally a Kowalski/Vecchio song, y/y?) Written for ds_con_envy for the prompt, "You don't really expect me to answer that."

(I will steer for you)

and!

Title: crazy just like you
Author: Sionnain
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: PG
Prompt: F/K/V: "I can't run but I can walk much faster than this".
Word Count: 3123
Summary: In which Fraser does not understand the concept of "off the clock" or "personal safety", and his Rays do what they do best.

AN: Thanks very much to inlovewithnight and meresy for the beta! The title is from the song Crazy by the Barenaked Ladies. Written for the ds_con_envy for the prompt: "I can't run but I can walk much faster than this".

(crazy just like you).

I wrote three things for the recent BSG porn battle!

(Okay, two of them are pornier than the first one.)

( Stasis (Sam/Leoben) rated PG. )

( Sam/Kara/Leoben, No Harm, rated Adult )

( Quiet, Kara/Leoben, Rated MA. )

Title: Shelter from the Storm
Author: sionnain
Fandom: Twitch City
Pairing: Curtis/Hope/Newbie
Rating: PG
Prompts: Crisis, strike, chill (in that order, even!)
Word Count: 284, 300, 173 respectively.
Summary: Newbie goes on strike at the convenience store, protesting unfair management policies.

AN: Thank you so very much to mrs_laugh_track for beta'ing this for me! Written for the most recent prompt set at ds_snippets. I had intended this to be one snippet, but then it grew and nom nom nom'd up all my words and took all THREE prompts! Title shamefully stolen from Bob Dylan. ;-)

( Shelter from the Storm )

Title: no sudden moves and no regrets
Author: sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Ray/Ray
Rating: PG13, I'd say.
Genre: First-time, no angst! (Look ma, no angst!)
Summary: When Ray actually did kiss Vecchio, it was the last thing on his mind.

AN: This is for snoopypez, who is fabulous and who helps keep me sane on a daily basis. She is v. nice to me and gives me text messages and RP and makes awesome LJ headers. She wanted a nice first-time Ray/Ray fic with "Snoopy", but don't worry, nothing untoward happens. (To Snoopy, that is). Thanks to belmanoir for being a kick-ass beta, and for listening to me whine about half the things on the headers, including the title and the summary. :) Title is from the Hugh Dillon song Lost at Sea.

I hope you like it, James! ::mwah::

( no sudden moves and no regrets )