Title: Games
Rating: PG
Pairing: Siwon/Heechul, Yunho/Jaejoong
A/N: ...wow. it has been so long since i've written anything at all, and it just felt fitting that i should start again by writing hooker!verse. for anna and chris, whom i miss like crazy <3 nope, i have no idea what is going on with the 'verse, or if we'll ever finish it, but, um. a girl can hope. this is also for everyone who, um, still remembers this, and cares XD it...has been more than half a year, after all. much love to all of you.

Not for nothing does he enjoy these games of intrigue.

Title: Meant to be Broken
→ continued from Showdown
Focus: Siwon/Heechul
Rating: R
A/N: YOU GUYS! I FOUND SIWON! It's been... what, 4 months? 8D; *should be shot at dawn for the fail* I think all sorts of surprising things happen in this part? I know for a fact that I was surprised. XD;

( He is pretty sure he just made the worst decision of his life. )

O HAY LOOK HOOKER!FIC!

Title: Full Circle
Pairing: Hyukjae/Donghae, Jaejoong/Changmin, implied Changmin/Bora and Changmin/Henry
Rating: PG-13
Notes: After an unintentional hiatus for what feels like forever, coming back to the 'verse was nothing short of wonderful and therapeutic. I hope I managed to do it justice, after so long, and that the odd plot twists don't mess with anyone's plans (WHY DO WE FAIL SO MUCH AT ACTUALLY DISCUSSING THE DIRECTION OF THE 'VERSE D=) Dedicated, as always, to Chris and Anna for being amazing writers and people and to everyone who've helped to flesh out the 'verse and everyone who's still reading, even after so long. Thank you <3

escape; it rings in his mind, thrums through his veins, escape, escape

Title Showdown
follows Gravity
Rating R
Pairing(s) Yesung/Heechul, Siwon/Heechul
Word Count ~ 1100
A/N Ah, it's been so long since I last wrote anything for the 'verse. I might be a bit out of touch, but I hope this instalment will bring a few twists to the story (as if we didn't have enough of those already Anna wtf are you doing again *criesss*).
Dedicated to Chris & Prissy, of course, and all you awesome people who've who stuck with us in our more unproductive times. :D Special thanks to Lee Minwoo for providing sexy background music to my scheming the aforementioned two for all their much needed prodding. ;D

( Heechul has the inkling suspicion that any business Yesung might have with Rella - in private at that - can't come without a side dish of danger. )

THE HOOKER!VERSE LIVES!

And this begs the question: does anyone care after two months of inactivity? I hope so, but in any case I plan to keep on writing at least until I finish out the plotlines I've introduced. What can I say—it's just so much fun!

Title: Gravity
Focus: Sunday/Jaejoong/Changmin, Yesung/Kibum
Length: ~1900 words
Notes: Gratuitously naked Dong Bang boys and gratuitously sexless plot advancement.

So this is Jaejoong, Bora thinks, and proceeds to fight and narrowly win a battle with gravity over her jaw, because Jaejoong has come to the door wearing nothing but a pair of designer briefs.

Hey hooker!ficcers,

Just a brief note to say that, thanks to my gritty determination to avoid reading deconstructionist philosophy for class, the shiwon_tops_all profile has undergone some significant changes. While the fic archive and suggested reading order remain (albeit with slight modifications: bad links have been replaced and fics still in progress have been given their own space), the character profiles have been replaced by fic summaries. As a hooker!verse writer, there have been several occasions where I've wanted to check back on a certain plot point or sequence of events but haven't had time to reread the fics I would need to to do so, and I hope these summaries will be of use to readers and writers who find themselves in such a situation. Of course, I think the real joy of the hooker!verse—and I think this more than even now that I've reread all of the fics to write the summaries—is not in the contents (although they're good too...) but in the writing, so if you have time I urge you to reread when you've forgotten something.

In any event, if you're interested in taking a look the summaries just click on the link to "Kibum's Ledger" at the top of the comm page. Writers, if there's anything you'd like me to change in my summary of your fic, just let me know.

As always, thanks for reading/writing, and I hope you continue to enjoy the hooker!verse!

P.S. We're now got 99 members. Someone invite a friend so we can have a Happy Hooker Hundred celebration.

In which Yesung is a total badass, Sungmin is not Julia Roberts and Donghae is gratuitously abused.

Title: Tit for Tat
Pairings: Yesung/Sungmin, implied Hyukjae/Donghae
Length: ~1300 words
Beta: the incomparable ouimonsieur
Notes: Set before tiatza's "My Cup Runneth Over" and out_of_words24's "Rules" to provide background to the plot elements they've introduced and to develop Yesung's character a bit more. Naughty language. Sexual situations. Violence.

Donghae almost laughs to think that he might die like this

Title: Rules
Pairing: Jaejoong/Changmin, Jaejoong/Yunho, Junsu/Yoochun
Rating: R

Yay for hooker!verse developments! Well, okay, a little. halcyon_morn said I should just go ahead and post this since he has plans now, so yes, here it is.

Cross-posted to shiwon_tops_all

“Be careful”, Donghae says by his ear, soft, so soft, and Jaejoong shivers.

Focus Siwon/Heechul
Rating PG-13
Word Count 972
A/N Comes right after halcyon_morn's Mergers and Acquisitions.

( Cold Comfort )