The biblical adventures of Goofy McGoofcock ([info]foolsbanquet) wrote in [info]shitlist,
@ 2009-01-06 06:38:00
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i should be banned from webmd. i'm freaking myself out so bad.

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[info]fredlero
2009-01-06 11:46 am UTC (link)
I do that all the time omg. "man, the back of my head really hurts *webmd* OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK I'M GOING TO DIE!"

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[info]foolsbanquet
2009-01-06 12:01 pm UTC (link)
ugh seriously. i had myself convinced that i had a detached retina or facial nerve damage or something else ridiculous.

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[info]fredlero
2009-01-06 12:05 pm UTC (link)
in the last two weeks I've had a tumor in my brain and on my back, and diabetes.

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[info]foolsbanquet
2009-01-06 12:10 pm UTC (link)
lmfao. the worst is when you click on something and it's like "If blahblahblah please seek prompt medical attention". and then i'm entirely convinced i'm going to die.

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[info]matchinglegs
2009-01-06 12:15 pm UTC (link)
omfg i seriously should be
i am the biggest hyperchodriac ever

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[info]nosophobia
2009-01-06 12:59 pm UTC (link)
I think of the worst possible things without even going on webmd. I need to be banned from thinking or something. I'm constantly like my chest hurts, what if this is a heart attack, maybe this is what a stroke feels like. Oh god I'm going to drop dead right here. It really sucks, and it doesn't help that my mom recently told us that theirs a gene in my family that causes ovarian cancer. So lately its been, oh my period is late OH GOD I HAVE CANCER.

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[info]nosophobia
2009-01-06 01:00 pm UTC (link)
Whoops *there's.

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