In a quick break from Teddy's Epic Mystical Homosexual Time Adventure, we bring you what Scorpius and Ferdinand have been working on since we last saw them:

( Actually, the shirt refers to the way Scorpius magically grows half a foot when he travels to any country with a J in the name. )

( Professor Strangelove (aka Dumbledore), Or, How Teddy Lupin Learned To Stop Worrying and Accept Himself for the Huge, Fabulous Gay Man That He Is: PART I )

TO BE CONTINUED...

So...ahaha. How are you all.

( THIS IS THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR AN UPDATE EVER! :D )

Hey, so, we had a Christmas thing planned. Then life happened. Here's a lengthy, informative update:

i. Maartje's dying! Well, under work. So is everyone else. In an "oh, feel the burn, baby!" sort of way. Love hate relationships-- you gotta love/hate them!

ii. I got into college! My future as a hobo must be delayed for four years, sadly.

iii. ...

iv. Demetri Martin is STILL awesome.

Yeah.

HI GUYS. Just so you know, we totally haven't ditched this. SOON, we will have more installments. Sorry we're so lame, we know how much you all need some shitty ms paint drawings in your life. <333 Please bear with us!

So, guuuuys. We still don't have an actual installment. Ha.

Eventually, I swear! To tide people along...I sort of uh. Made two mixes. One is of songs that remind me of Teddy and one is for James. The cover art is purposefully horrific, FYI.

So. If you feel like downloading.

( basically, i didn't say i was doing this but whatever )

kldas I am so dead, can you tell.

So, on my final college touring session (Smith, BMC, Kenyon), I got to stay a night with bribitribbit at Bryn Mawr. Uh.

( A live performance by James and Teddy )

YEAH.

mysticblueside found an interesting tidbit in this incredibly awkward post in a community called anony_moms. Then the following conversation happened--

mysticblueside: "I wanted him to leave my breasts the hell alone"
mysticblueside: "Even now he drives me crazy--yes I have boobs--do you have to play with them so incessantly every time you see me???"
mysticblueside: can we quote this
bribitribbit: where would we quote this
mysticblueside: klja
mysticblueside: askd
mysticblueside: i don't care
mysticblueside: l;kasd
bribitribbit: kfl;jad
mysticblueside: teddy can say it

And then this happened--

( I guess being a Metamorphagus has interesting advantages. (PG-13) )

Sorry, once again; school is eating all of us alive. Maartje's off crushing on/seducing Cambridge professors, Britt's plotting Thanksgiving feasts, Ella's trying to major in Gay, and I...am still applying to colleges, oh gosh.

And how are you all this fine evening?

Albus Potter is a very impressive person. Scorpius has always thought this, and Ferdinand quite agrees. It's not just Albus's stunning good looks, skill at handling a broomstick, or ability to look attractively brooding even in bright sunshine or the presence of unicorns and rainbows and puppies. It's the fact that he's Albus Potter. Al has the Harry Potter for a dad, and anyone who can make Scorpius's father quite that violently angry at the mere mention of his name is terribly impressive to Scorpius, who only manages mild annoyance or amusement most of the time.

So, there are two facts:

1) Albus Potter is hawt, and Scorpius would like to, for lack of a better term, break himself off a piece of that bubble.

2) Scorpius pales (both literally and figuratively) in comparison to Albus's famous father.

Albus is worth many things to Scorpius, but skin cancer is not one of them, so he decides instead to try to make himself more impressive through a studious pursuit of academic betterment. Unfortunately, Scorpius has a bit of a one track mind....

( Scorpius learns languages )

The above is blamed on abbers44 because she told me to do it, and is dedicated to fantasylioness who is my loving roomwife and let me use both her MS Paint AND her tablet! She is the reason for the clearly improved drawing quality in this installment of shitbox.

Some of my best friends from LJ and "RL" are moving/moved into their schools this week or very soon. Being the youngin', I'm applying to colleges as the others (Ella, Maartje, Britt) get to either start at or return to their own schools (Oberlin, Newnham at Cambridge, and Bryn Mawr, respectively). On a rare serious note, I would just like to say how much I appreciate each of them and let you know that behind the crack they are all absolutely brilliant, beautiful people. One day they will take over the world, which may or may not be somewhat amazing.

So, for all of you returning to school, in the applying stage (like myself), still in a lower grade, or completely done with the education biz, I hope that this year shapes up to be productive, enlightening, and anything but shitty! :)

End cheesy sentiment.

(Also, a quick shout out to abbers44 moving into Wellesley today! I love you a lot, I hope you know. :( ♥ Hope you don't need any sweaters yet...)

So, anyone have any fun, school-ish things they'd like to share? :D

In honor of High School Musical 2, which made me laugh more than anything has in months.

( IF I DID DANCE, WHAT MOVES WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO. )

OK. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

EDITed to add:



Ella is making me post this. :|

This is basically a bunch of insanity that may or may not make sense. Actual text (or something resembling it) along with shitty drawings!

Enjoy! :)

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( James, That One Weird First Year Kiddo )

( Rose meets bush... and Bush. )

Poll #1040323
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Which do you prefer?

Cough ahem cough cough.

( Rose Weasley has a few things to say, along with her good friends Ella and Claire. )

Some people asked for icons. Others probably don't care. Either way, here are some. The end.

( Shitty Iconage Ahoy! )