The Hidden Village of Ninja Lust

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: NC-17
Status: COMPLETE
Genre: It is now a TOTAL PWP. ;-D
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Author's note: I've published a book, with three more due out in March. Check out www.jbmcdonald.com for more info, or take a look at the bottom here for a sneak peek of By Degrees (yaoi) and Treasure Hunting (het), on sale now. ;)

Summary:

Never has the term 'Copy Ninja' been so appropriate.

Wandering home from a mission to copy a jutsu that makes other jutsu go wrong, Kakashi is pretty sure the world is out to get him. Imagine his surprise when he learns he's already been home for a full twenty-four hours. Except it's not him--it's a clone gone wrong. But when it doesn't vanish at injury, thinks of things even before he does, and not even Pakkun can tell the difference... Well, who's to say which is a clone, and which is the real thing?

Finding himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, Iruka is saddled with a ninja that might be a clone. Mind you, an earlier drunken mistake led to great sex and an awful morning after; being a clone would be Kakashi's just desserts, in his opinion. But as they spend time in each other's company, he realizes that he'd be sorry to see this Kakashi go--and certain the man is going to.

How do you fight the facts when they're stacked against you? Not even a genius is sure of that answer.


The Copy Ninja 1/6
The Copy Ninja 2/6
The Copy Ninja 3/6
The Copy Ninja 4/6
The Copy Ninja 5/6
The Copy Ninja 6/6

Epilogue

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and the occasional curse word. The epilogue, which can be avoided without missing any story, is rated NC-17.
Status: COMPLETE. Epilogue forthcoming.
Genre: Drama, I guess, with a heavy dose of comedy and sarcasm. Mild KakaIru (until the end, when it's no longer mild. *grins*)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Summary:

Never has the term 'Copy Ninja' been so appropriate.

Wandering home from a mission to copy a jutsu that makes other jutsu go wrong, Kakashi is pretty sure the world is out to get him. Imagine his surprise when he learns he's already been home for a full twenty-four hours. Except it's not him--it's a clone gone wrong. But when it doesn't vanish at injury, thinks of things even before he does, and not even Pakkun can tell the difference... Well, who's to say which is a clone, and which is the real thing?

Finding himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, Iruka is saddled with a ninja that might be a clone. Mind you, an earlier drunken mistake led to great sex and an awful morning after; being a clone would be Kakashi's just desserts, in his opinion. But as they spend time in each other's company, he realizes that he'd be sorry to see this Kakashi go--and certain the man is going to.

How do you fight the facts when they're stacked against you? Not even a genius is sure of that answer.

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One last note, guys! If you're at all interested in paranormal het romance, please check out my webpage at www.jbmcdonald.com. I'd like to make my living writing full time. Means I need to sell some books. ;) (IT IS ONLY $3.50! Consider it a Christmas present to me. :D) Come March I'll have a yaoi novel out, too!

One more last note: You can find all my Naruto fic here, at my own personal fic index. It stays updated pretty well.

Onto the story! Epilogue will be out next weekend. :)

The Copy Ninja 1/6
The Copy Ninja 2/6
The Copy Ninja 3/6
The Copy Ninja 4/6
The Copy Ninja 5/6

( Chapter 6 )

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and the occasional curse word. The epilogue, which can be avoided without missing any story, is rated NC-17.
Status: Written, will be posted once a week over the next 7.
Genre: Drama, I guess, with a heavy dose of comedy and sarcasm. Mild KakaIru (until the end, when it's no longer mild. *grins*)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Summary:

I have written a het paranormal romance novel, and you should buy it! :D Support a fanfic author so I can write full time and then write more fanfic, too. Yessss. :D www.jbmcdonald.com
What? I'll put the summary up next time. ;)


The Copy Ninja 1/6
The Copy Ninja 2/6
The Copy Ninja 3/6
The Copy Ninja 4/6

The Copy Ninja 5/6

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and the occasional curse word. The epilogue, which can be avoided without missing any story, is rated NC-17.
Status: Written, will be posted once a week over the next 7.
Genre: Drama, I guess, with a heavy dose of comedy and sarcasm. Mild KakaIru (until the end, when it's no longer mild. *grins*)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Summary:

Never has the term 'Copy Ninja' been so appropriate.

Wandering home from a mission to copy a jutsu that makes other jutsu go wrong, Kakashi is pretty sure the world is out to get him. Imagine his surprise when he learns he's already been home for a full twenty-four hours. Except it's not him--it's a clone gone wrong. But when it doesn't vanish at injury, thinks of things even before he does, and not even Pakkun can tell the difference... Well, who's to say which is a clone, and which is the real thing?

Finding himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, Iruka is saddled with a ninja that might be a clone. Mind you, an earlier drunken mistake led to great sex and an awful morning after; being a clone would be Kakashi's just desserts, in his opinion. But as they spend time in each other's company, he realizes that he'd be sorry to see this Kakashi go--and certain the man is going to.

How do you fight the facts when they're stacked against you? Not even a genius is sure of that answer.


The Copy Ninja 1/6
The Copy Ninja 2/6
The Copy Ninja 3/6

The Copy Ninja 4/6

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and the occasional curse word. The epilogue, which can be avoided without missing any story, is rated NC-17.
Status: Written, will be posted once a week over the next 7.
Genre: Drama, I guess, with a heavy dose of comedy and sarcasm. Mild KakaIru (until the end, when it's no longer mild. *grins*)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Summary:

You've all seen this summary, right? Awesome. I'll post it with next week's chapter. ;)


The Copy Ninja 1/6
The Copy Ninja 2/6

The Copy Ninja 3/6

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and the occasional curse word. The epilogue, which can be avoided without missing any story, is rated NC-17.
Status: Written, will be posted once a week over the next 7.
Genre: Drama, I guess, with a heavy dose of comedy and sarcasm. Mild KakaIru (until the end, when it's no longer mild. *grins*)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Summary:

Never has the term 'Copy Ninja' been so appropriate.

Wandering home from a mission to copy a jutsu that makes other jutsu go wrong, Kakashi is pretty sure the world is out to get him. Imagine his surprise when he learns he's already been home for a full twenty-four hours. Except it's not him--it's a clone gone wrong. But when it doesn't vanish at injury, thinks of things even before he does, and not even Pakkun can tell the difference... Well, who's to say which is a clone, and which is the real thing?

Finding himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, Iruka is saddled with a ninja that might be a clone. Mind you, an earlier drunken mistake led to great sex and an awful morning after; being a clone would be Kakashi's just desserts, in his opinion. But as they spend time in each other's company, he realizes that he'd be sorry to see this Kakashi go--and certain the man is going to.

How do you fight the facts when they're stacked against you? Not even a genius is sure of that answer.


The Copy Nina 1/6


The Copy Ninja 2/6

JB

Title: The Copy Ninja
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and the occasional curse word. The epilogue, which can be avoided without missing any story, is rated NC-17.
Status: Written, will be posted once a week over the next 7.
Genre: Drama, I guess, with a heavy dose of comedy and sarcasm. Mild KakaIru (until the end, when it's no longer mild. *grins*)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor am I making any money off of them. They belong to Kishimoto, to my knowledge, or maybe Toykopop or something. Just not me. Used without permission, and not for profit.

Summary:

Never has the term 'Copy Ninja' been so appropriate.

Wandering home from a mission to copy a jutsu that makes other jutsu go wrong, Kakashi is pretty sure the world is out to get him. Imagine his surprise when he learns he's already been home for a full twenty-four hours. Except it's not him--it's a clone gone wrong. But when it doesn't vanish at injury, thinks of things even before he does, and not even Pakkun can tell the difference... Well, who's to say which is a clone, and which is the real thing?

Finding himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, Iruka is saddled with a ninja that might be a clone. Mind you, an earlier drunken mistake led to great sex and an awful morning after; being a clone would be Kakashi's just desserts, in his opinion. But as they spend time in each other's company, he realizes that he'd be sorry to see this Kakashi go--and certain the man is going to.

How do you fight the facts when they're stacked against you? Not even a genius is sure of that answer.


The Copy Nina 1/6

Author's notes: Cross posted like whoa. This is written in celebration of finally becoming a published author! If you enjoy it, check for the webpage after the fic. I have one book published, and several more on the way! HOORAY! Also, if you're wondering where I've gotten off to, I've joined the collaborative writing group Fallen Leaves, where I'm writing Inuzuka Tsume and Morioka Kaito. The stories there are fantastic. And I'm totally unbiased, really. ;-D

JB

 Ok, I've been spamming the wall with this story for the last seven months, and now, I've finally reached the final post. Here it is, the Sculpting for Dummies Epilogue! Enjoy. 

Epilogue! 

And for anyone who wants to start at the beginning, here that is too. 
Sculpting for Dummies
Rating: M
Genre: Drama/Romance 
Pairing: Tobi/Deidara
Status: complete
Warning: manga spoilers, Tobito thoery, and a little bit of blantant denial
Summary: After chapter 362, Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to rescue him. How far is he willing to go for his sempai when Deidara doesn't even want to be saved?

Chapter 1

Hello  everyone! Here's the final chapter of Sculpting for Dummies (there's also an epilogue, eventually...)
chapter 23

chapter 22
Sculpting for Dummies 22- rated M for Dei/Tobi/Dei action. Yay!

Written for drelfina, because I posted this challenge forever ago, and she was one of the people who got a story. ;) See? I write my challenges! Just… a lot later than people expect. ;-D

Drel requested Iruka/Hayate smut. Woot!

Title: Sensei
Author: JBMcDragon
Status: complete, one-shot
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17

Sensei

Gift fic for llyoung- Thank you so much for all of the reviews (of my stuff, and of so many other writers' work) and for the many, many times you've been supportive in personal messages and comment threads over at y!gallery.  Only for you would I try to stumble through posting at Live Journal again!!  ^___^ 

Advance apologies if I mess this up- Let me know and I'll fix it.  <3

Title: Watching and Waiting
Genre: YAOI Male/Male
Characters: Shikamaru, Kiba
Warnings: voy, mast, oral, anal
Rating: It's very adult... M?? NC 17?? I'm not sure what rating system is used here...
Summary: Shikamaru likes to watch.  Kiba likes to be watched.

Running Nowhere: He was horny, hornier than he’d been when he’d started, and ready to just come down from the high. Gai ought to respect his ritual instead of breaking in and interrupting, but noooooooo. Gai wanted to have a fight.

Category: One Shot
Status: WIP
Rating: NC-17 for angst, smut, and language. Not PWP.
Pairing: OMG!!!! GaiKaka

Notes: I wrote this for Kakashi's birthday back in September and suddenly it occured to me that I hadn't shared the only NC-17 fic I've written in about a year with all of you. So, better late than never.


Running Nowhere

Title: Scar Tissue
Author: JBMcDragon
Genre: Drama
Status: COMPLETE, all posted 19/19
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Het, yaoi, violence, and terrible, terrible angst. Also, very, very long.

Summary: Set during the end of the time-jump.

They returned one teammate fewer. The loss of that teammate changed Kakashi in ways Obito surviving couldn't have. Kakashi remembers him fondly, speaks to him in dreams, and carries his ghost as a companion.

But his dreams and reality don't quite match up . . .

Scar Tissue
Part One
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight

Part Two
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

 Oops, haven't updated the chapters here in a while. Here's chapters 12, 13, and 14.

chapter 12

chapter 13

chapter 14

chapter 13 is in 2 parts, so make sure you read both, or you'll get lost.  

Title: Scar Tissue
Author: JBMcDragon
Genre: Drama
Status: In progress, 18/19
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Het, yaoi, violence, and terrible, terrible angst. Also, very, very long.

Summary: Set during the end of the time-jump.

They returned one teammate fewer. The loss of that teammate changed Kakashi in ways Obito surviving couldn't have. Kakashi remembers him fondly, speaks to him in dreams, and carries his ghost as a companion.

But his dreams and reality don't quite match up . . .

Scar Tissue
Part One
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight

Part Two
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen