Essentially A Writing Journal

Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Yeah, no, not so much.
Character/Pairing: Joanna McCoy, (Joanna/Chekov), (Kirk/McCoy)
Author's Note: Uh...random, ridic, not-a-drabble Joanna Visits Enterprise thingum. For where_no_woman's first drabble challenge. Prompt was: rebellion. FTR and also the purposes of this fic, I have decided that Bones is about 36 at the beginning of the five year mission. Because of science. By which I mean, Karl Urban's actual age.
Summary: "I don't want that to be my story."

( 2755 words )

Rating: R
Disclaimer: These are all lies.
Character/Pairing: Zachary Quinto/Zoe Saldana
Author's Note: Companion/coda/sequel/whateverface for Not Even a Thing. IDEK. This is apparently what I do now. With many thanks to my pdl, sainfoin_fields, for betaing, validation, and repetition policing. You should also listen to the song if you never have because lol.
Summary: Sometimes she finds herself wondering if she qualifies as a Closeted Celebrity’s Secret Boyfriend.

( 1725 words )

Rating: R
Disclaimer: These are all lies.
Character/Pairing: Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto/Zoe Saldana, (Chris Pine/Everyone)
Author's Note: Written in response to this prompt at the trek_rpf_kink meme, which would be totally weird and crazy if I had composed that original comment myself, so it's a good thing that didn't happen right? This is, humiliatingly, like my favorite thing I've written in months. And I still have not written a real Trek fic. The fuck.
Summary: It's no big deal.

( 1389 words )

Rating: PG
Spoilers: For the movie, I guess! But not really.
Character/Pairing: Kirk, Spock, (Spock/Uhura)
Author's Note: This is somehow the first ST:AOS fic I have managed to actually finish. IDEK. Maybe now I can write a real fic or something.
Summary: It's eighteen months into their five year mission that Jim finally, really asks the question. Alternately, see title.

( 960 words )

Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For the finale!
Character/Pairing: Lee/Kara
Author's Note: Ridiculous insta-fixit fic for my flisties written immediately after the BSG finale and originally posted in my journal.
Summary: It's the song the sigh of the weary.

( 655 words )

Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Very vague for season two.
Character/Pairing: John/Cameron
Author's Note: Flashfic for liminalliz who asked for: "JOHN IS ROBOSEXUAL. Cameron finds it rather nice." Actually written right before Ourselves Alone aired, though I guess it could be seen as following it. Who even knows!
Summary: "Malfunction or not, sometimes she likes this way better."

( 274 words )

Rating: G
Author's Notes: This pretty much serves entirely to demonstrate that I dedicate way too much thought to my ridiculous fanfic. Deleted from quite a ways into Periapsis. Lee and Anders during Rapture.

( 300 words )



( Absurdly long commentary like five times the length of actual scene! )

AND IF YOU READ ALL OF THAT YOU DESERVE A COOKIE!

Rating: R
Spoilers: Miniseries through 3x17: Maelstrom, including various deleted scenes.
Character/Pairing: Lee/Kara
Author's Note: This is completely ridiculous, self-indulgent crackfic. A commentary wrapped in a distortion hidden in a torrid love letter to a bad, bad boyfriend. BSG through a different lense, if you will. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Summary: AU. Lee and Kara are honest-to-goodness sociopaths. It changes things, but not as much as you'd think.

( 10769 words )

Rating: R
Spoilers: None.
Character/Pairing: Haru, Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: This is the opening of a dystopia futurefic thing that I have been sitting on for like twelve million months and decided to post mostly because I spent the last two months posting nothing but original fic drafts! Takes place in the same universe as Learn to Survive.
Summary: And the world spins madly on...

( 3399 words. )

Rating: G
Spoilers: Through "Sozin's Comet."
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: Written as part of my app for atla_aftermath. I, uh, went overboard.
Summary: "Zuko was more excited than he would ever care to admit."

( 771 words. )

Rating: G
Spoilers: Through "The Boiling Rock."
Character/Pairing: Maiuncle!
Author's Note: Written in my comments months ago for ali_wildgoose. I STILL LOVE HIM THE MOST.
Summary: His sister did not appreciate his intervention, but he supplemented Mai's education nonetheless.

( 174 words. )

Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through "Sozin's Comet."
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: Written for cobaltink for kindoflikeyou. With thanks to ali_wildgoose whose awesome fic Sixteen Facts and One Letter Regarding Mai and Zuko inspired a CERTAIN PART as I threatened her it would oh so long ago.
Summary: Progression through division.

( 3016 words. )

Rating: PG
Spoilers: No.
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: Regardless of how it may seem, it is not actually my intention to make each chapter ~1000 words longer than the previous one.
Summary: "Brother and sister were already present and arranged when Mai and Ty Lee arrived, Azula, the image of placidity, and Zuko, ill at ease."

( 4089 words. )

So, this journal is a community! But it is actually only a community because I am too lazy to switch back and forth between different accounts.

If you just want to read my fanfic and have it pop up on your friends list when I post it, then you do not actually need to join the community. I never, ever, ever, ever, ever lock anything that is even remotely fanfic-related. The only fanfic of mine that you won't see from just watching this community is the fic that never leaves my harddrive.

What I do post locked to this community, and as such that you have to be a member to see, are all things pertaining to my original fiction. By which I mostly mean pedantic notes. Then maybe some prose every once in a blue moon. So, if you are interested in that (it is okay if you aren't) then you should join the community. But please leave a comment here upon doing so because I rarely check the little "pending members" thing so you might remain in limbo forever.

So, to review:

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Rating: G
Spoilers: None.
Character/Pairing: Mai
Author's Note: June '08 Flashfic Meme #7. For icybright. Prompt: Mai; bemused; "her morning elegance she wears". Uh...I seem to have completely overshot one of those prompts.

( 316 words. )

Rating: PG
Spoilers: No.
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: Still AU. Still ridic.
Summary: "It was through this connection between their parents that Mai was first acquainted with the Breckenridge siblings."

( 2939 words. )

Rating: PG
Spoilers: None.
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: June '08 Flashfic Meme #6. For tehlobster. Prompt: Mai/Zuko; sexy; skinny dipping.

( 322 words. )

Rating: G
Spoilers: None.
Character/Pairing: Zuko
Author's Note: June '08 Flashfic Meme #5. For ali_wildgoose. Prompt: Zuko; determined; i will learn to survive. AU.

( 309 words. )

Rating: PG
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Author's Note: AU. With apologies to Miss Austen.
Summary: "Mai Myerscough, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and strainless routine, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence..."

( 2039 words. )

Rating: G
Spoilers: Vague for the movie.
Character/Pairing: Pepper, Christine
Author's Note: June '08 Flashfic Meme #4. For kittyjimjams. Prompt: Pepper/Christine; talented; the view from up here. We'll just call this deeply, deeply subtextual instead of Rawles Fails At Writing To Spec.

( 221 words. )