FuRRy PRide!
Like, I just got home from riding my tRicycle in the buff with my pals at the Furry Pride PaRade!



I'm so glad that with ouR nudity, we could lend suppoRt to this impoRtant cause: ending oppRession to those who go to conventions to dRess up like Yogi Bear befoRe gang-banging in a great big fur pile. As usual, I invited all my horny male subscRibers to my pay poRn site to come on out and take close-up photos of all the boobs, butts and bushes so I could post them again! For some reason, no other women showed up this yeaR to ride naked. I just can't imagine why.

Like, riding tricycles in the buff is an impoRtant aRtistic statement against motoRized vehicles and theiR waste of fossil fuels. We city people aRe so supeRioR to you subuRbanites and countRy bumpkins with your gas-guzzling caRs. Our half-empty, hulking buses and feRRies run on stRing cheese, or something.

Oh no! I have a naked modeling job tomoRRow for an aRt class out in buRbs and the bus is too slow. Can one of you fans give me a Ride out theRe? Oh, and then there's that Wiccan gathering next week out in the foRRest and I can't walk that faR, can someone pick me up in their car for that too?

Shalom!