| The Future Funny Old Cat Lady ( @ 2006-11-29 06:36:00 |
We're not worthy!
Dear Co-Worker from the Midwest or East Coast:
We're so impressed that in Iowa, Boston, North Dakota or wherever you're from that they're so adept at driving on ice back there. That's amazing that "back home", your supernatural kids go to school in ten feet of snow. You're right, we Seattlites are just "idiots" and "babies" because we can't defy the laws of physics in order to drive on black ice. Where would we be without your gritty New York wisdom brightening our day? Of course, part of the reason you moved here is that we don't tend to get this type of weather, but we won't mention that fact.
Oh, and our pizza here sucks too in comparison to back East. How we hang our inferior heads at that knowledge.
You can go "home" now.
Much love,
Me
Dear Co-Worker from the Midwest or East Coast:
We're so impressed that in Iowa, Boston, North Dakota or wherever you're from that they're so adept at driving on ice back there. That's amazing that "back home", your supernatural kids go to school in ten feet of snow. You're right, we Seattlites are just "idiots" and "babies" because we can't defy the laws of physics in order to drive on black ice. Where would we be without your gritty New York wisdom brightening our day? Of course, part of the reason you moved here is that we don't tend to get this type of weather, but we won't mention that fact.
Oh, and our pizza here sucks too in comparison to back East. How we hang our inferior heads at that knowledge.
You can go "home" now.
Much love,
Me