Sampler · Haiku

Not that you're not cool
It's that you're not a person.
"Best friends" are people.

Well, except for dogs
"Man's best friend" and all of that
Lassie, Rin Tin Tin

My dog's named Audrey
If you were really my friend,
You'd know that by now.

Jerk.

hello lynn the kysh
you've joined this community
will you write haiku?

you can write about
emotionally draining
work situations

or you can write how
getting drunk and playing games
is a lot of fun

maybe I will play
Simpsons' Operation now
"1 or more players...."

it's been a bad day
and it's only one o'clock
my car isn't fixed

new tires cost a lot
I really had no idea
but I need them. Damn.

t'other day ben said:
we have no business driving
on these bald old things

what I should have said
was probably something like:
baby, you're not bald