Association of Saints

One Year Anniversary

2005-06-16T22:12:51Z

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
1:35pm

And then, God decided to turn Himself into a cat, and was never heard from again.

The End.

Love to all.

Meeow.

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It has been a year now, since God has left us. I just thought I would point that out and hope He's been doing well this past year.

-Saint Darien

saints_dot_com @ 2004-11-04T06:29:00

2004-11-04T11:42:18Z

In retaliation of recent American events I declare today to be International Hug a Stripper Day. Thats right, today the no touching rule doesn't apply. Show your love for your local nudie girl! Remind yourself that its still okay to be carnal.

-Saint Todd, Patron Saint of Strippers

tisk tisk giggles

2004-05-22T23:19:11Z

Who DONE it?

saints_dot_com @ 2003-11-21T17:48:00

2003-11-21T22:51:16Z

Why can't I ever comment in god_dot_com's LJ??

for the last month (or more?) every time I try to post a comment, I get either the "the page cannot be displayed" page, or it tells me my comment has been posted but when I click "see your comment here" it gives me the damned "the page cannot be displayed" crap again and when I refresh the page, I cannot see my comment.

WHA?!?!

(so many witticisms, all lost forever....*sniff*)

Let's all do something nice today...

2003-11-14T12:11:12Z

As the patron saint of cute toys, I think we should all hug a cute toy today.

**hugs her Sesshoumaru plushie**

Still not getting it quite right.

2003-10-10T02:29:08Z

I swear, God's aim just isn't as good as it used to be. At least he's showing neutrality after the attempt on Jeb.

Bill Clinton shot twice in the head

Woo!!

2003-09-03T13:48:30Z

Guess who's back, back again?
god_dot_com's back... TELL A FRIEND!!

-Saint Darien: Patron Saint of Scorpios and Schizophrenia

Yes I make no sense when just waking up, but damn, what a thing to wake up to... (Or maybe I'm slow, I can't remember. Too tired)

God

2003-08-15T18:05:47Z

Got a girlfriend and left us. I am speculating but he's actually been gone a really long time.

Dear God, this is how much I miss you

2003-08-05T21:30:21Z

I'm writing poetry. POETRY. RELIGIOUS POETRY.

You should be ashamed. I certainly am.

There once was a god named Jehovah
Whose people were slaves of Pharoh(va)
"By the blood of a lamb,
You will stay my hand."
And that's why it's known as Passovah.

gah gah goo goo gah gah

2003-07-10T18:37:53Z

I'm glad that I saved *his* emails...

What's_his_name

-JuJu "Patron saint of dirty words & metaphors"

I'm moving

2003-07-10T03:13:58Z

I have an 1979(80, and 81) Honda cx500 I need to get rid of(cheap), I built the bike out of three other bikes. Its the bike I had before I bought my cb900c. The electrical system is shot(some jerk hit me from behind back in Dec), I think it may be the stater coil, I haven't had time to get it tested. Mechanically its in great shape, hell I drove it down to GA from New Jersey, unfortunately I just dont have time to work on it anymore. I live in the Atl area, and if anyone is interested please e-mail me.
Thanks
Justin

Plea bargain

2003-07-04T01:08:15Z

*puts on pink sandals*

Am I gayer than them?

Always...
Your pink triangled saint,
Joey B.

Why God? Why?

2003-07-02T14:13:58Z

And now for the Eternal Question:

What am I going to wear today?

God, I miss God!!!!

2003-06-29T18:46:06Z

You can't leave now!!! How the hell am I supposed to get through this annullment nightmare without You?!? Haven't You found anybody yet who will be Pope George Ringo?? 'Cause I'm having major problems with Pope John&Paul and I was counting on You to help me with this! Don't tell me You offed the wrong guy, AGAIN!??! Didn't we talk about how You were going to work on Your aim?! Didn't You promise me that You wouldn't off anybody until You knew for sure You had the right person?! YOU CAN'T LEAVE US ALL AT THE MERCY OF THE NON-HEATHENS!!!!!!!!

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-29T05:31:00

2003-06-29T09:33:02Z

actually. god is alive and well, and currently posting as leon_phelps.

let's all give him praise!

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-29T05:26:00

2003-06-29T09:26:10Z

My life is empty without god...

Damm you Nietzche!

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-28T12:53:00

2003-06-28T16:54:13Z

so what saints got to sleep with god while he was around?

Let us bow our heads in prayer

2003-06-27T21:28:17Z

Our father, who has disappeared,
undeleted be thy livejournal.
And thy kindgdom come (back)
For it'd be good for perusing,
And thine is the # 1 LJ rank
And the power and glory forever.

Amen.

And I say

2003-06-27T19:31:27Z

Good riddance.

Saints

2003-06-27T19:21:17Z

Every once in a while God goes on vacation. It's ok it really is. I swear.. It is irritating.. He just wants to make sure we are still here and listening. Not like any of us post unless he goes on vacation and we get in a panic, but.. Hey.. Saints are busy too...

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-27T13:01:00

2003-06-27T16:59:08Z

i guess he finally realized that none of really were saints....

bad, god, bad. giving us hope like that...

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-27T09:25:00

2003-06-27T16:26:03Z

Keep the faith, fellow saints. I know in my heart that He is not gone. :)

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-26T08:57:00

2003-06-26T15:58:54Z

I totally had some of god_dot_com's posts set as memories. I wish it hadn't been completely deleted.

saints_dot_com @ 2003-06-25T00:08:00

2003-06-25T04:10:02Z

Hmmm. It would appear as thought Nietzsche was right all along. The bastard is dead!