Sages of Chaos: Wisdom from the Multiverse - THE FANGIRLS ARE ATTACKING!!! THE FANGIRLS ARE ATTACKING!!!

From: perfectfeathers Date: May 24th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Do I still have fangirls, or has the whole Paige thing finally managed to get rid of them?

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From: astrayblue2nd Date: May 24th, 2005 08:45 am (UTC) (Link)

I do not know, as the numbers grow...

Just prey you are not on their hit-list...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/sages_of_chaos/962151.html

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From: cole_rei Date: May 24th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hey, you've always been my absolute favorite... I just keep my distance from you because well... You're too pretty to glomp, and I'd be afraid to hurt those pretty wings of yours Warren. I'm perfectly happy with watching at a distance.

((Goes the same for the mun. In order favorite Marvel characters go Warren Worthington, Piotr Rasputin, Bobby drake, Kurt Wagner, Remy Lebeau, Matt Murdoc, and Hank McCoy... (But they have to be the comic version (Though I've long since stopped reading Marvel... The last book I bout was about 94 or 95). Still pissed that the movie version Piotr couldn't even fake a Russian accent... I mean it was only two bloody lines!

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From: zhilbar Date: May 24th, 2005 08:50 am (UTC) (Link)

I have been holding back the tide of rabid fangirls!

Nice to get some backup!

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From: astrayblue2nd Date: May 24th, 2005 08:53 am (UTC) (Link)

Hello, Zhilbar! We should pool our resources against them!

How many on your side? I'll help lift some burden off you...

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From: mistressnaoko Date: May 24th, 2005 09:24 am (UTC) (Link)

I've taken you off the list, Zhilbar. Check back in 5 minutes.

As our agreement, those who are married/engaged are *not*/taken off the list because, well... It's rude.

Gimmie a moment, ya? :)

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From: metal_justice Date: May 24th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

You could get the backup at any time, Zhilbar. You just had to call. :P

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From: maraudingstar Date: May 24th, 2005 09:06 am (UTC) (Link)

If me, my friends or my godson end up on that list like they're threatening, then you have my wand.

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From: astrayblue2nd Date: May 24th, 2005 09:09 am (UTC) (Link)

And you have my sword. Welcome Sirius Black! For your safety, please stay behind zhilbar... The wave might get bigger than you think.

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From: hypersoldier Date: May 24th, 2005 09:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Damn sure I'm not on the list, but...
*ducks in anyway*

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From: astrayblue2nd Date: May 24th, 2005 09:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Hurry, behind me!

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From: mistressnaoko Date: May 24th, 2005 09:34 am (UTC) (Link)

Unless Leela puts you on the list, I'm *pretty* sure you're safe. :)

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From: octs Date: May 24th, 2005 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Haw! Glad I'm not single!

*links arms with Sandstorm*

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From: zala_redknight Date: May 24th, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

That fact doesn't stop women chasing after me in my universe... at the moment I'm contending with two, possibly three, that aren't my girlfriend (note to strictlyneutral and they are never going to be either).

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From: 8arms2holdu Date: May 24th, 2005 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)

You have my... Tentacles, and my impeccable taste.

They hate me. They always have hated me and they always will. Can I come in behind there?

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From: zhilbar Date: May 24th, 2005 11:36 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, we most certainly will accept your help, milady.

And I have seen armies fall due to good taste. Not something to be taken lightly.

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From: dragonwhishes Date: May 24th, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

*wibbles* I don't hate you.

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From: zala_redknight Date: May 24th, 2005 12:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Checks list*

*Sees he's not on it*

*Breathes a sigh of relief*

I'm glad I'm not on it. I have enough issues with fangirls (of sorts) in my universe on its own. Then a large female portion of my universe's fandom thinks I'm gay (which I'm not) and hopelessly in love with my best friend Kira (which I'm also definitely not) or *choke* former teammate Yzak. *Shudders*

Please note weird Yaoi fangirls, I'm straight, I have a girlfriend whom I love.

*Goes looking for something to do now that he no longer has a mobile suit to hide in*

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From: mistressnaoko Date: May 24th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

I don't think that counts anyway. :)

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From: maramala Date: May 24th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Although I'm not on the list, could I stick around over here? At least we get to be relatively safe, and have front row seats to the action. :D

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From: aeon_phoenix Date: May 24th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

You don't mind if I stick around here for a while? I think I heard something about getting kidnapped by association.

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From: sandersrocksit Date: May 24th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, um, I'm going to go check out that monastery in Tibet. Want some rancid yak butter tea?

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From: metal_justice Date: May 24th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fangirls are only good when they don't kidnap you, and come to you one by one. *grins* Otherwise, I'm joining in the anti-fangirl brigade. You may need my vast experience with them.

...And that's one big phallic symbol sword.

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From: ashudastampedo Date: May 24th, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

*tugs at X's hair*

I'm calling an addmendum X~!

*wicked grin*

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From: sai_angel Date: May 24th, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Nice...

I think this gives me a way to keep Casey occupied.... I'll use him to him as my bodyguard.

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From: flyboylex Date: May 24th, 2005 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have a feeling I'm on that list somewhere.

*climbs to top of nearest skyscraper, gets out laptop and vows not to come down until they've all gone to bed*

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From: flyboylex Date: May 24th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, okay, not on THE list, but if it were longer...

Even so, I think humans are scarier when they're like that than when they're trying to kill us. I don't know which I prefer.

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From: burningpainting Date: May 24th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

At least it's a pretty short list. Only a few of you are in for it ^^

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From: icemasta Date: May 24th, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

You're going to fight fangirls. Right.

I'll just be over here watching the carnage. You are so going to get smoked.

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