El Serpento! ([info]el_serpento) wrote in [info]rva,
@ 2005-07-24 17:52:00
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RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA
YOU CAN SWIM BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, EL SERPENTO HAS ARRIVED TO DO SOME CRIMES. FOR HIS FIRST ACT OF CRIMINAL CRIMES, HE HAS PUMMELED THE "HERO" OF RICHMOND, EL MATEMATICO, TO A BLOODY PUMMELED PULPY MESS OF STUPID.

LOOK HOW EL MATEMATICO GETS BEATEN LIKE A PIÑATA THAT IS FILLED WITH SAD PUPPIES AND LIZARDS WHO CAN'T SWIM.

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND, YOUR HERO HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN DITCH IN FRONT OF EL SERPENTO'S FAVORITE PIZZERIA IN RICHMOND OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA!

WHERE IS YOUR HERO NOW, RICHMONDERS? WHO CAN STOP EL SERPENTO? NOBODY BUT SGT. SLAUGHTER BUT HE IS OLD AND FAT AND DOESN'T EAT ENOUGH FISH.

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU ALL CRY.


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[info]team_ragnarok
2005-07-24 10:12 pm UTC (link)
And I thought it was all over. I guess not.

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[info]merccom
2005-07-24 10:13 pm UTC (link)
i've got to say, this is maybe the lamest thing i've ever seen but still, keep up the good work on your evil deeds.

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[info]vintagerose
2005-07-24 10:24 pm UTC (link)
I was going to bitch about the pictures until I saw how funny they were. A++

*applause*

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[info]josby
2005-07-24 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't think beating up that retard would really be considered a crime. Or at least it shouldn't be.

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[info]brianthestuntbu
2005-07-24 10:43 pm UTC (link)
It makes me so angry to see a hero blindsided like that. Why don't you face him like a man El Serpento?

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 02:31 am UTC (link)
HAIRY FACE, I WILL SHAVE YOU, BEAT YOU, AND THEN KNIT YOU A COFFIN MADE OF YOUR HAIR.

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[info]brianthestuntbu
2005-07-25 08:16 pm UTC (link)
I'll believe it when I see it. You don't scare me, our city's glorious protector El Matematico will stop you!

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[info]roxorz_mcownage
2005-07-25 10:03 pm UTC (link)
GOD DAMMIT STOP STEALING PEOPLES ICONS

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[info]hraebn
2005-07-24 10:58 pm UTC (link)
dastardly!

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[info]yummychummy
2005-07-24 10:59 pm UTC (link)
i'm upset. el matematico turned me on.

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[info]el_matematico
2005-07-25 12:49 am UTC (link)
Oh, Leg Girl.

You are what american call "a Kink."

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[info]el_mephisto
2005-07-25 01:18 am UTC (link)
sí, usted es hilarante

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[info]not_ice
2005-07-24 11:20 pm UTC (link)
hmmm yep, I think it's back to Halo

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[info]acheerangel444
2005-07-25 03:32 am UTC (link)
ditto

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[info]roxorz_mcownage
2005-07-25 10:03 pm UTC (link)
ill play you for money, and can i get my blue jacket back? your friend who wore suits all the time still has it

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[info]ib_jennay03
2005-07-25 12:19 am UTC (link)
Ummmm...yeah okay

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[info]hyperviperbeam
2005-07-25 12:36 am UTC (link)
oh richmond lucha

the most popular thing this city has besides totally ineffective govt

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[info]eternalinternal
2005-07-25 12:45 am UTC (link)
were you tickling him to death? if so that's a total bitch move.

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 02:32 am UTC (link)
I SAW KARATE KID. YOU GOT KICKED IN THE FACE AND THEN YOUR TEACHER PUNCHED A WINDSHIELD BECAUSE YOU FAILED. HA HA HA!

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[info]kid_zombie
2005-07-25 12:49 am UTC (link)
Attn. Richmonders of Richmond. El Serpento is a fake! He beat up an imposter of our hero to gain street cred. He must be vanquished by all of those who have any sense of righteousness. You will never defeat El Matematico.

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[info]el_matematico
2005-07-25 12:49 am UTC (link)
THE MATHEMATICIAN WEIGHS MUCH LESS THAN THAT STAND-IN.

THIS FIGHT WAS STAGED. Richmond, VA, USA's protector is not even in the city! He is on vacation in MXCITY, MX, visiting Mama Matematico and his younger siblings.

If "El Serpento" wishes to do battle, then he will get for a beating.

I am waiting for you!

el.matematico@gmail.com

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[info]el_mephisto
2005-07-25 01:25 am UTC (link)
When I pick Matematico up from the aeropuerto we are going to drive to la casa de Serpento and tomar una mierda in your yarda delantera, next to rosas de su madre!

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 02:29 am UTC (link)
IT NOT SURPRISING THAT YOU WOULD SEND OUT YOUR TWIN BROTHER, WHO IS 35 YEARS YOUNGER AND IN MUCH GREATER PHYSICAL CONDITION FOR A RICHMONDER OF RICHMOND, TO FIGHT ME. HE EVEN CLAIMED TO BE YOU!

DO YOU HEAR THAT RICHMOND? YOUR "HERO" IS A COWARD AND HE CANNOT SWIM!

THE MIGHTY EL SERPENTO WILL TAKE ON EL MATEMATICO AND ALL OF HIS FAMILY. EL SERPENTO NEEDS NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY TO HELP IN BATTLE. EL SERPENTO INVENTED BATTLE AND KNOWS MORE ABOUT IT THAN ANYBODY.

RIGHT NOW, WATER PASSES THROUGH MY GILLS.

SOON YOUR BLOOD WILL PASS THROUGH THEM.

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Re: WHAT
[info]el_matematico
2005-07-25 03:23 am UTC (link)

Soon we will meet in the streets of RICHMOND VA USA and fight. Soon you will feel PAIN AND SUFFERING when I am bringing HONOR AND GLORY to the city of RICHMOND and EATING BURRITOS out of your slimy eye-buckets.

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 06:53 pm UTC (link)
BURRITOS ARE FOR COWARDS. YOU CANNOT EAT A BURRITO UNDER THE WATER.

LEARN TO DIGEST KELP LIKE A MAN!

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[info]dissect
2005-07-25 12:54 am UTC (link)
I always wondered what people did with the lucha masks they sell at World of Mirth.

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[info]stevish
2005-07-25 01:12 am UTC (link)
el matematico would never wear boots like that, you shit head.

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[info]lonytynch
2005-07-25 02:31 am UTC (link)
El Mathematico will live to fight another day! Whew, thank god. I read the original post and burst into tears!

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 02:34 am UTC (link)
KEEP CRYING SO I CAN GO FOR A SWIM IN YOUR RIVER OF TEARS!

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[info]deadlikeme83
2005-07-25 02:48 am UTC (link)
How dare you el serpento!! I, "Stbbin" John Kikass and the rest of the guys at Richmond Lucha (Richmond's underground fed of choice) will not let this go on any longer! Wait until we meet, lizard boy, and we shall have fisticuffs!

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 02:54 am UTC (link)
I SEE THE WEAKLINGS OF THE RICHMONDER'S RICHMOND LUCHA NEED TO USE USER ICONS TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS. HOW SAD.

EL SERPENTO USES HIS FISTS!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-07-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
You are "LUCHISTE"? I have long to meet "RICHMOND LUCHA."

We will all work together against this SERPENT.

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[info]deadlikeme83
2005-07-25 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Yes! Together we can stop the evil of this fake snake-charmer.

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[info]somuchfunk
2005-07-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
the ultimate warriors did it best.

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[info]ptocheia
2005-07-25 05:34 am UTC (link)
Hey you, lj-cut! You know you wanna use it!

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 06:48 pm UTC (link)
I'LL LJ-CUT YOU, RICHMONDER!

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[info]josby
2005-07-25 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Also, you guys are the most lily-white spics I've ever seen.

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 06:49 pm UTC (link)
YOUR LOINS ARE LILY-WHITE AS YOU SIT AND CRY IN YOUR KIDDIE POOL! LEARN TO SWIM!

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[info]ems33em
2005-07-25 03:55 pm UTC (link)
BULLSHIT!

EL MATEMATICO FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 06:49 pm UTC (link)
HA HA HA NINJAS ALWAYS RUN FROM ME. I AM THAT GREAT.

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[info]protoclown
2005-07-25 04:59 pm UTC (link)
That definitely looks like some kind of gay tickle attack to me.

I'm just glad that EL MATEMATICO has returned!

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[info]el_serpento
2005-07-25 06:51 pm UTC (link)
THAT NOT A TICKLE. THAT IS MY "SUPER VIPEROUS DEATH CLAW" MOVE! I LEARN THIS AMAZONIAN PRESSURE POINT TO DESTROY RICHMONDERS LIKE LOSER MATEMATICO! HA HA HA!

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[info]circuslemonade
2005-07-25 05:27 pm UTC (link)
however inane, these posts make my day.

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[info]li_dian
2005-07-25 06:58 pm UTC (link)
does this have anything to do wtih gorgeous george?

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