TITLE: Cinch Position
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
PAIRING: Prussia/France
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: 6400
WARNINGS: Foul language, alcohol use, and of course, dirty sexual acts performed on top of a pool table.
NOTES: Funny story about this fic—I was in math class, of all places, when one of my friends mentioned something about the male French exchange student at our school. And how, according to said male French exchange student, the easiest way to seduce a girl was to "teach" her how to shoot pool. Needless to say, things just went all downhill from there. I do not apologize for the destruction of the pool table.
SUMMARY: After a particularly rousing game of pool and several drinks, Prussia and France have sex on top of a pool table at one of America's parties.


( Cinch Position )

TITLE: The Ice Storm
FANDOM: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
PAIRING Dino/Hibari
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: None, really.
WORDCOUNT: 1400~
NOTES: Written for themegaloo for la_consorteria. The song "I'm Yours" was stolen shamelessly from Jason Mraz. I'd like to thank all my betas and readers for helping me out on short notice.
SUMMARY: "Any normal bystander sees something quite out of the ordinary, but walks on by and thinks nothing of the foreigner and the black haired boy atop the Namimori school rooftops."

( The Ice Storm )

TITLE: One Tomato, Two Tomato, Three Tomato...
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
PAIRING: Spain/Romano
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 1,183
WARNINGS: An idiotic and fanatical devotion to a certain red fruit.
NOTES: Written for Sonia's birthday. I apologize for the lateness of this fic, its utter ridiculousness and probable misinterpretation of your prompt, 'trade market.' But I did my best and I hope you like it anyway, love. Happy Very Belated Birthday, Sonia!
SUMMARY: Spain and Romano go shopping at the market for tomatoes.

( One Tomato, Two Tomato, Three Tomato... )

TITLE: How To Mortify Arthur: Phone Sex Edition
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
CHARACTERS: America/England
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 953
WARNINGS: Attempted phone sex, very boring meetings, mentions of France.
NOTES: Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme. Gitanes Brunes are a type of French cigarettes. Also, I cannot write phone sex to save my life.
SUMMARY: America calls England for phone sex, not knowing he's on speaker phone and he has a rather large audience. Hilarity ensues.

( How To Mortify Arthur: Phone Sex Edition )

TITLE: The Inaugural Suit Crisis Of '09
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
CHARACTERS: America/England
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: 4,273
WARNINGS: Bad driving, McDonald's fast food, Katy Perry, very ugly ties, Gordon Brown, and of course, inappropriate sexual acts performed in public.
NOTES: Written for the usxuk 2009 Spring Fever Fic/Art-Athon. I'm riding the bus to hell for writing this.
SUMMARY: America and England go suit shopping for Obama's inauguration, and America decides to help England, who has trouble getting his clothes off (except not really) in the dressing room. Things get a little off track.


( The Inaugural Suit Crisis Of '09 )

TITLE: Communism 101
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
CHARACTERS: Russia, Russia's Bottle of Vodka, China, Korea, Vietnam and Cuba.
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 1803
NOTES: This is some hybrid between ridiculous, inaccurate crack drama and—well, honestly, it's really just ridiculous, inaccurate crack drama. Written as a fic trade with whitesin. I'm sorry that this is so late and so absurd. I hope you like it anyway though.
SUMMARY: Russia introduces communism to China, Korea, Vietnam and Cuba via college lecture style.


( Communism 101. )

TITLE: Tree Climbing
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
CHARACTERS: Poland, Lithuania, Russia
RATING: G
NOTES: Written for nickelodeon.

( It's not much farther, I promise. )


TITLE: Domestic Activities
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
CHARACTERS: Austria/Hungary
RATING: G
NOTES: Written for kiku.

( It was strange, she thought, to have her fingers spread out over the ivory and black keys. She glanced at her husband. )


TITLE: Rediscovering Your Roots
FANDOM: Axis Powers Hetalia
CHARACTERS: England
RATING: G
NOTES: Written for xredribbon. Based loosely on mallowmateys canon.

( There is something utterly seductive about the sea. )

TITLE: All Things Ivory and Black
FANDOM: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
CHARACTERS: Gokudera gen
RATING: G
NOTES: I really don't know what this is. It's been sitting on my computer and in my head for awhile, though. It's kinda angst-ridden and sad. I guess it's an excuse to not do homework, aha.

( Gokudera's fingers trembled as he slammed them down on the black and ivory keys, touching every single one with the passion and anger that reveled throughout his veins. )

TITLE: Beds
FANDOM: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
PAIRING: Dino/Mukuro
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 600~
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created by Amano Akira. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
NOTES: For themegaloo who likes to kill me on a daily basis. ♥

( They fall off the bed. )