I... see you all missed us terribly.



[ooc: back from vacation, woo! Claire has been instructed to... hold her tongue about the various Rivelata happenings that happened while she was gone and couldn't tell anyone to NOT DO THINGS XD;;; <3]

I want to go home now.

Look, I get you people are busy. So am I. But if you are the first person to talk to a newbie, would it kill you to just, quickly, include a reference to the newbie guide?

Seriously.

I know a lot of you are very good about this, but lately I've been the tenth or so person to arrive somewhere and no one else thought to include it!

I have a life, too, you know, this isn't my job-- I only have about ten of those already. I think that's plenty in my opinion.

So, let's recap.

IF YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO TALK TO A NEWBIE, LINK TO THIS

This isn't rocket science, people.

It's a beautiful day!

You know, I woke up this morning and I actually heard birds chirping, and the sun was filtering in through the curtains in just the right way-- you really don't get that often at all, when everything feels quite this wonderful. ♥

[ooc: oh here we go XD]

HEY. HEY GUYS.

I WAS BITTEN BY STUPID. DO YOU THINK I'M INFECTED?!?!

Common sense. GET SOME.

Oh, and also, isn't this sexy?

( Private to Hiruma )

I THINK SO, TOO.

Dad's here! Which means that all motivation to go home is definitively gone, as if any was left before.

I'm so happy.

Also, dad, if you hurt Hiruma in any way at all, I'm locking myself into the bathroom and never coming out again. Hiruma's allowed in.

And finally, happy 3-months anniversary, darling. Check under your pillow. ♥


[ooc: where he'll find all the pictures of Neku and Kariya from their bra-shopping adventure! D'awwwh.]

If anyone is actually going to go to this party Rikku apparently wants to throw, I hope you know you're all idiots.

Dean Winchester is dead.

K': THANK YOU you are my hero you should really come over sometime we could make casserole for you or something if Hiruma doesn't bothc it up

Adam: you should really get over Peter or something it's sort of sad and pathetic how much you want him bac and it hurts to see you this upset wy don't we get drunk together IT COUld bE FUN

Peter: I mISS yoU but I get you are busy with yoru girlfriend or are you? You should come over sometime too

Zelos: I don't think HIruma will let me join your harem I'm sorry he would eat you throw you up and then eat you again

Shira: go back to where you CamE from really no one likes you

Selene: Idon't like your FACE I am starting to see a pattern with the letter S here

Susan: you aren't inclded but really stop talkig to idiots

Wilson: yu are too nic

Heine and Hisanori: I don't understn you. I think it has to do with your eiches. The letter. H. I DON'T UNDTSTNAD MY BOYFRIND SOMETIMES EITHER AND HIS NAME STARST WITH H

Angela: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO FRANCE

Antubis: Apparently As are astute. I HOPE YOU COME BACK SOON I MISS HAVING YOU AROUND AND YOUR SNAKR. Also, dinner. I am missing it.

Michael: TELL ME BFORE YOU SLEEP ON TEH COUsH. It's fine. JUST TELL ME. I'm a bit parnaod right now

Max: STOP RESISTING. NAILPOLISH. NAIPOLSH!!!

BadouL: You're god. Good, but gay. Mak Heine happy it'll be a mirace but i think if anyone can i's ou bcus it's not me

Clark Batm Bruce TEH GODAM BAMAN: DONT DIE. PLASE.

Cros an Sam: Rest in piece. I miss you ♥

Deen: I am sorry YOU SHOJLD COME FOR SASserOLE TOO SOMETIms THERE COLD BU THINGS Od DISCUSs

Fafallor: I BET YOU ARE THE PRESttiES UICORN OF ALL. dont' eat dean

Sylr: Istill wont make out with majah like this jus so you now dont even try

Zenzoooo: It fels werd asking my boyfrdin for an autograf evn if it is fr yor son

Kafka: YOU ARE TOO HAPPE

Sena: you should prboaly hide someon myght think you ar a igrl

luuuluuuuu: do your owrst

JUUUUDGE Balthier: congratulations. on AWL ACCOUNTS.

Rejin: you love ihm you diot

Kira and Katou: i lov you both Katou lay off the drus a bit kira wath out for him will ou? same to kato don let any devl get in ther again

Piderman: I dont actully kno what to tdle you bu i wanted to includ you in this post answy

Hiruma: I LOVE YOUUUU SO MUCH please dont take away my journallllll [pen trails off]

[added later] Oh and Mister Vaughn I agrae I could really go for a slusho rihg now


[ooc: yes, this would be a drunk Claire. It seems Shira got her so freaked that she decided to hit the bottles and drank herself into a stupor and IT GETS WORSE AS THE POST GOES ON IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED, spelling errors and incoherency and honesty and all. There are some wet spots that could either be tears or alcohol you may decide. :D HIRUMA WILL AT ONE POINT TAKE THE JOURNAL AWAY FYI FOR HER OWN GOOD WOOO. Also Claire knows too many people this isn't even everyone fjlkadsfjs XD <3]