peony_the_ninth ([info]peony_the_ninth) wrote in [info]rivelata,
@ 2008-03-01 17:05:00
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DEAR DIARY
I AM BORED. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME.

- Emperor Peony IX




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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Hey so I tried that egg thing, I'm looking pretty fucking glossy if I do say so myself.

On to other matters.

I need a sexy outfit to impress a certain someone at the ball. He's used to my old tricks so I need something new. What do you suggest?

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad it worked for you!

I think I'm going to go..eastern inspired! Who doesn't love a man decked in gold ? I think the shirt is probably optional.
Maybe you should go shirtless too, maybe your outfit could be like..Body paint!
Now THAT would be interesting!

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm, body paint. I dunno, that might be too eighties, right? A little too dayglo. I'm exhausting the indigenous options and kind of in need of a fresh perspective.

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Hm. What are his favourite things?

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, he likes Chinggis Khan a lot.

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
..What is a Chinggis Khan?
Sounds like some sort of monster to me.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Not really, he's this Mongolian dude, conquered a lot of cities, created the modern world, all that boring history crap. I don't know, he's my main competition, only he's just like...this idea.

I need to be a motherfucking harem girl with an edge, know what I'm saying?

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh! I have an idea!

Why don't you wear an outfit with a lot of fur, and snake skin! He just wrestled a serpent, so why don't you get something made from its hide? Dress it up with some gold and uhh..teeth? It would be fierce!

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That's so fucking crazy it just might work.

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[info]hesitatenot
2008-03-01 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm not skinning a serpent for you.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Well I'm not living in a cave and making you dinner, then.

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[info]hesitatenot
2008-03-01 10:42 pm UTC (link)
How about we nix the cave part?

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:43 pm UTC (link)
I can't cook, asshole.

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[info]hesitatenot
2008-03-01 10:44 pm UTC (link)
I know.

Peony says there'll be free wine tonight.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:50 pm UTC (link)
So is this a date?

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[info]hesitatenot
2008-03-01 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Don't tell the others or they'll all want one.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:53 pm UTC (link)
You are SO not dating Farfarello. If anyone gets to date Farfarello it's me.

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I have it in my head! It all works!
Take the snakeskin, and get it made into like- a crazy pair of pants that lace up with gold chain down the sides- And really WICKED warrior boots!
For the shirt, do something wild, have it all open at the front with crisscrossing chain and snakes teeth and hell- Coins or something!
Add fur trim, and maybe some sort of crazy headband. Don't forget the war paint!
When he sees you, it'll be something he'll want to like, TAME. The snakeskin reminiscent of his beach battle! The exhiliration!

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately for everyone, I'm so not Project Runway. I don't sew. Maybe I could find a tux or something and go as James Bond.

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Didn't the queen say people are able to get one free outfit made from the cities tailors? What is a tux?

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I'd try to draw one for you, Peo, but I'm not exactly an artist, as recent events have shown. It's kind of like a suit, but it's all slim and black and it's got coat tails. It's ~classy~, you know? Suave. It's Mr. Man all over.

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Why don't you wear that then? It sounds pretty nice.
Hell, maybe I'll wear one too!

Everyone is calling me Peo, not that I mind.
And your name is Schuldirt, right?

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-03-01 10:49 pm UTC (link)
You should totally wear one. Let's match. I like matching, it makes me feel like part of a secret club, you know what I'm saying?

My name's Schuldig, actually, but Schuldirt's fine, you know, it's growing on me.

You're bringing your boyfriend Jade, right?

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[info]peony_the_ninth
2008-03-01 11:00 pm UTC (link)
BOYFRIEND? He's NOT my boyfriend!
We just hang out alot! And have been friends since childhood! And happen to be quite close! And he just happen to look exactly like his sister who I was in love with! There's NOTHING between us!

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[info]necroshmancer
2008-03-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)
These rumours must stop right here. There is nothing whatsoever going on between myself and the Emperor of Malkuth. Really.







Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?

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