redlamb ([info]redlamb) wrote in [info]rivelata,
@ 2008-02-27 19:35:00
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Dear Piece of Parchment,

I have arrived in a godless city, ruled by a godless Queen. Why? Traveled here by boat with Schuldig, Crawford and the Little One. Was, to disappointment, not allowed to 'play' with the other passengers and my knives were confisticated until further notice. (note to self: find where Crawford has hidden them, he is probably wearing them in which case talk to Schuldig)

Where are we sleeping tonight, Crawford?


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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 02:29 am UTC (link)
Hey, I've got someone you have to meet. He's basically you, only less...white all over.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:32 am UTC (link)
Male? .... I am not talking with one of your ladyjezebels again.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 02:34 am UTC (link)
Yes, he's a man, and he likes knives and that Dainty guy you enjoy.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:36 am UTC (link)
He has knives? I will be nice if he will share his knives.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 02:37 am UTC (link)
I dunno if he'll share them. You can always ask nicely.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:40 am UTC (link)
This had better not be a trick. You don't have your powers anymore.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 02:40 am UTC (link)
It's not.

Why is everyone treating me like a fucking emotional leper?

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:42 am UTC (link)
... I will ask nicely.

Hm.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
You'd be a match made in ... you know.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:48 am UTC (link)
We shall see. Depends how keen his blades are.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Have you been finding ... birds?

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 02:51 am UTC (link)
He seems like a real fucked up motherfucker, so naturally I think you'll love the freak.

I found...a...sort of.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:54 am UTC (link)
Love is pain and pain is love. Hm.

Okay.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 03:30 am UTC (link)
You two are so fucking cute, I'm getting cavities.

C'mon, admit it, I know you the best of any of these bitches.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 06:01 am UTC (link)
We're not sweet, we're talking shop.

Yes.

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 06:11 am UTC (link)
It's motherfucking adorable, don't argue with me.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 06:16 am UTC (link)
To hell with your lies! I am not cute. :/

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 06:18 am UTC (link)
I didn't say you were cute, I said you two were cute.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 06:28 am UTC (link)
.... No we aren't. What are you on about?

(But I can't speak for him personally).

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[info]dummschwallen
2008-02-28 06:36 am UTC (link)
Whatever, just ignore me, do your little flirting thing.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 02:55 am UTC (link)
I see you're conversing with... what's-his-face. I don't think he ever introduced himself.

You must be that guy he wanted me to meet.

... I have knives.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
Schldig is ... something.

I have 2 knives. How many do you have?

Hello.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 03:01 am UTC (link)
I have lots, but I don't keep too many on my person at once. I have... about... oh, say, five with me.

I'll get more though.

And hopefully I get other fun things as well.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
Wise.

Hm. When it comes to weaponry I prefer traditional forms: blades, close metal work. Knives add that personal touch, for me.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 03:09 am UTC (link)
Knives are probably my favourite, as well. I despise guns - well, unless you're using them on yourself, I suppose. Can't argue with that.

But you should have seen the machines I had in my old house. Oh, you shoulda seen 'em.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 03:19 am UTC (link)
In my experience guns are loud weapons. They're good for brashtalking, annoying redheads. Bad for prolonging one's experience. Also guns seem to attract undesirable legal interest.

!!! Like what kind of machines. Tell.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
Let me think...

There was the one I used on Vargas. A whole bunch of blades pointed at the victim, who was suspended in the air by cords which wrapped around their limbs and torso... then when I flipped the switch, the cords would pull, and the blades would cut, and the victim would be torn to shreads.

It was horribly messy, but I adored the concept of it all.

Then there was the one with all the saw blades... and the one that made that girl's head explode that one time...

Oh, I miss them.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 03:38 am UTC (link)
These machines sound ... awfully complicated, but admirably creative! Explosions are fun. Perhaps it is time for me to branch out. Expand my horizons while keeping the personal touch.

Still, there is something soothing about tradition.

When it's just you and the victim's dying whisper.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 03:42 am UTC (link)
To me, their whispers are more like noise.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 03:53 am UTC (link)
Rattle rattle rattle.

I am a romantic. I find Zen in the art of death.

Except when it's God. Then it's personal.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 03:57 am UTC (link)
I can see what you mean. For me, it is more in the act of killing than of dying... dying is, perhaps, more personal, but it is also more crude and messy and loud.

... God is a total jerk.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 03:59 am UTC (link)
Hm. I see what you mean.

Don't even get me started, He lies ALL THE TINME. djdfjgjdgd

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 04:01 am UTC (link)
The God I met was too lazy to even bother with lies.

He wouldn't answer anyone's fucking questions. I just wanted to know a few, simple things... but no, he's all "Oh I just created the universe gimme some fucking downtime" and I was like... you bastard.

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[info]redlamb
2008-02-28 06:02 am UTC (link)
bjmfkf

HE IS THE FATHER OF LIES. ALL LIES.

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[info]question_mark_z
2008-02-28 01:30 pm UTC (link)
Religion in general is just ridiculous if you ask me.

I've been to Heaven and Hell and I still don't know if they exist.

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