i should tell you

i can has rentsecrets?

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:34:34 GMT

Hey, so, uh... I guess you guys have noticed already that rentsecrets has been missing in action for the past couple of weeks. I'd have, you know, posted an explanation earlier, but I thought it would be funny to see you guys flailing around, trying to figure out what had happened. I was hoping that there would be lots of speculation about the deletion, but that didn't happen. Seriously, you guys? The me being a vampire thing? That was fucking gold. The fact that this all happened at the same time as Strikethrough 2007 2: Electric Boldaloo? Seriously. Next time someone hands you bait like that, fucking take it.

Anyways. The point I'm trying to make is that, as of now, rentsecrets is effectively dead. The deletion was mostly symbolic, and also, like I said, for lulz. I'm going to be leaving the community up, because the archives are still worth looking at, but there won't be any more updates.

When _morning_glow, pyoko, and myself (and bessiemaemucho, since she really was the one who inspired us in the first place) started this community, we thought it would only last for a few weeks, and only on the strength of us and the rest of our friends making fake secrets. It kind of took off, though, and any time we hit a milestone, I was shocked. After a year and a half, though... rentsecrets has taken it's toll on me. It stopped being fun a long time ago.

So, here we are. We've had some good times, haven't we? Remember all the secrets about Cary Shields? Or the time that April wasn't the whore of Babylon? Remember WENTZ? Or the whole Team Arcelus/Team Manuel thing? Oh man. Just go read the archives, you guys. You don't need any new shitty secrets.

That's about it, I guess. Have fun, thanks for making this community what it was. I've always thought most of you were assholes, and you probably think the same of me, but it's been fun nonetheless. Tara and I have an inability to say no to random ideas for communities that pop into our heads, so you'll probably be hearing from us again eventually.

Love,
Sophia.

secrets post #77

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:53:37 GMT

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secrets left to be posted from submission post 77: 0
secrets posted to date: 1995
next secrets post: 03 august 2007 (already?)
submit: 78

So, you guys had TWO WHOLE WEEKS to submit secrets and this is the best you could come up with? Laaaame. I don't know if y'all were busy reading Harry Potter or what, but step it up this week okay? Okay!

submissions post #78

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:52:41 GMT

all comments will be screened.
please submit anonymously.
secrets must be under 700x500 pixels.
all secrets will be posted (as long as they meet specifications)

also, if you are using tinypic, PLEASE use the "url for layouts" option.
so submit: http://i10.tinypic.com/66b5w8i.jpg
NOT http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=66b5w8i

moderate me, baby

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:26:05 GMT

Hey guys. I know there's supposed to be a secrets post today, but due to things like work, Harry Potter, and weather, there's... not. Sorry! Keep those secrets coming, and I'll see you again in a week!

secrets post #76

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:19:51 GMT

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secrets left to be posted from submission post 76: 0
secrets posted to date: 1980 (a fine year!)
next secrets post: 20 july 2007 (SPOOKY)
submit: 77

There were actually like 9000 blingees submitted, but tbh they kind of stopped being funny after like... two. So that's all that I posted of them. Rentsecrets is, from here on out, a no blingees zone. How do you like me now, bitches?

secrets post #75

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:10:25 GMT

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secrets left to be posted from submission post 75: 3
secrets posted to date: 1955
next secrets post: 13 july 2007 (SPOOKY)
submit: 76

secrets post #74

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:46:57 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1940
next secrets post: 6 july 2007
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MOD POST

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:25:17 GMT

Yeah yeah, I know, it's Friday. Secrets, I know. Unfortunately, shibaiko was bitten by a vampire. No joke. I've been waiting around at the hospital all night, and it totally sucks (um, clearly for Sophi more than me).

Obviously this is a pretty stressful time for all of us here at rentsecrets, so we're going to skip this week. Hopefully you guys don't mind, and keep shibaiko in your thoughts, please!

(Also, Submissions Post #75 is still open!)

secrets post #73

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:55:06 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1915
next secrets post: 22 june 2007
submit: 73

secrets post #72

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:58:09 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1900 (holy shit that is a lot of secrets)
next secrets post: 15 june 2007
submit: 73

If you should ever be stuck by the need to make nine shitty rent macros, don't submit them all at the same time in one comment. It makes me not want to post them.
Like two other secrets weren't posted because the person who submitted them did so in the post I made last week, and not in the actual submissions post.

moderate me, baby

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:10:07 GMT

See you next friday, kids. Hopefully by then we will have some secrets worth posting. Submissions post number 72 is still open.

Secrets Post #71, bitches

Sat, 26 May 2007 03:22:16 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1880
next secrets post: 01 june 2007
submit: 72

secrets post #70

Fri, 18 May 2007 20:14:30 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1865
next secrets post: 25 may 2007
submit: 71

mod post: low secrets alert

Wed, 16 May 2007 22:35:31 GMT

Greetings, friends and foes of rentsecrets. This is just a heads up to let you know that as of right we have very few secrets for this week, so if you want a secrets post this week, you should probably submit some.

Alternately, if you would like to tell us that Rentsecrets suck and we should stop posting them, feel free to do so.

secrets post #69 :o

Sat, 12 May 2007 04:34:26 GMT

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secrets left to be posted from submission post 69: 1
secrets posted to date: 1845
next secrets post: 18 may 2007
submit: 70

secrets post #68

Sat, 05 May 2007 00:48:03 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1830
next secrets post: 11 may 2007
submit: 68

One secret wasn't posted because it didn't have anything to do with Rent? Whatevs.
And one wasn't posted because it was like 110 million pixels long.

secrets post #67

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:56:30 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1810
next secrets post: 4 may 2007
submit: 68

secrets post #66

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:12:35 GMT

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secrets rejected for being real dumb: 1
secrets that were real dumb but got posted anyway: ??
secrets posted to date: 1790
next secrets post: 27 april 2007
submit: 67

secrets post #65

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:49:52 GMT

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next secrets post: 20 april 2007
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secrets post #64

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:55:56 GMT

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next secrets post: 13 april 2007
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secrets post #63

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:26:54 GMT

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secrets posted to date: 1705
next secrets post: 6 april 2007
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Two secrets were not posted because I felt like actually sticking to the rules for once.

secrets post #62

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:59:06 GMT

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secrets left to be posted from submission post 61: 3
secrets posted to date: 1690
next secrets post: 30 march 2007
submit: 63

A few modly things:

Stop submitting secrets hosted on imageshack.

bessiemaemucho is our new mod, in case you haven't noticed. I would tell you to treat her with just as much respect as you would me or the other mods, but that would be... no respect.

People were asking last week why the minimum number of secrets we'll post is 15, and not something less. The answer is that my favorite number is 15. Deal with it.

mod post

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:42:24 GMT

Hey friends, rentsecrets failed to hit the arbitrary 15-secret minimum this week.

Submit more and we'll talk next week.

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Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:43:08 GMT

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there are some NSFW secrets behind the cut. thanks, pervs.

two secrets were rejected for being ridiculously big.

secrets left to be posted from submission post 60: 3
secrets posted to date: 1665
next secrets post: 16 march 2007
submit: 62

secrets post #60

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:54:49 GMT

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secrets left to be posted from submission post 60: 0
secrets posted to date: 1645
next secrets post: 9 march 2007
submit: 61