Meredith L. Patterson ([info]maradydd) wrote in [info]reformat_songs,
@ 2005-03-29 13:12:00
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Entry tags:belle and sebastian

At least Robert is organised
Proxy post on behalf of a friend of mine, aka the guy who sits across from Squirrel Boy.



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[info]andthemoon
2005-03-29 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Wow. LMAO.

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[info]loopychew
2005-03-29 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Your friend is genius.

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My Science Fair Experiment (by Squirrel Boy's cellmate, again)
(Anonymous)
2005-03-30 01:40 am UTC (link)
My Science Fair Experiment
The Problem:
	Boys
	I 've got one already 

Hypothesis A: 
	 We should be OK
		Suppositions:
			 I remain passive
			 You just want to cuddle

Experiment A:
	Compare tactile sensation
		Setup: Lay on bed, place hands on objects
			Control group: Window
			Variable group: Mouth
	Conclusion: ????


Hypothesis B:
	Partner is experiencing difficulty coping with current situation

Experiment B: 
	Suggest Partner take a lover for a weekend
		Prerequisite: Weekend must be 'dirty'

Analysis: 
	Partner's perceptions noticeably altered
		Duration: 5 days

Conclusion: 
	Partner temporarily experienced visual stimulus described as 'gigolo'-ish


Hypothesis C: 
	Other boys prefer other-other boys
	Predicted attractive qualities to other boys 
		New
		Tall
		Elegant
		Young

Experiment C: Practice Kissing!
		Setup: 
			Lay on bed, conveniently borrowed from Experiment A.
		Prerequisites:
			Objective Analysis
			Limit kissing time to prevent line from forming

Analysis: 
	Unable to determine root cause of other boys' attractions
		Qualitative description of situation: "Bitch"

 Final Conclusions/Options:
	
	1. Go with Girls
		Reason: In contrast to their male counterparts, appear to be competent.
	
	2. Repeat kissing experiment with Partner.

	3. Ostensible activity (ie, smokescreen): "Seeing other people"

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[info]rber
2005-03-30 11:29 am UTC (link)
Haha, excellent. That's my favorite cure song, which makes it that much better :)

You got linked off Boing Boing btw ;)

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Cure? No.. Belle and Sebastian.
(Anonymous)
2005-03-30 01:57 pm UTC (link)

See subject line. ;)

(I want Stuart to practice kissing with me.)

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ummm?
(Anonymous)
2005-03-30 08:13 pm UTC (link)
i don't get it.... i only see an outlook express calendar... mislink, maybe?

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Re: ummm?
[info]maradydd
2005-03-30 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Take a verrry close look at the agenda ...

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