redsox: Help us decide where we should locate our sports-themed hair salon for men in Greater Boston

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neknockouts) wrote in

redsox,
@ 2007-08-22 21:57:00

Current location:	Greater Boston
Entry tags:	can't figure out lj, do your worst, goatee fetish, it's hooters for hair, not community related, oh man

Help us decide where we should locate our sports-themed hair salon for men in Greater Boston
Knockouts, the best place for men's hair care and grooming, is a sports-themed franchised salon chain providing competitively-priced haircuts and other grooming services including coloring, massage therapy, facials, manicures, pedicures, and hair waxing. It caters specially to men by offering a pampering experience that is not available at other discount walk-in salons and without charging high-end salon prices.

Each salon features friendly and professional staff of stylists in Knockouts uniforms, large leather chairs fitted specially for men, individual flat screen TV's with a remote control at each station playing sports (Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, etc.) and other favorite programs of your choice and complimentary beverages. The environment is upscale and professional yet casual and fun.

Since 2004, Knockouts has sold more than 120 franchised locations in thirteen states, including Arizona, Colorado, Georgia, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Missouri, Maine, Massachusetts, Missouri, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Texas and Vermont. The chain currently operates nine salons, with many more scheduled to open soon.

Neil Cavuto of Fox News calls it "The Rage"...

We are now bringing Knockouts to Greater Boston. Who's best to help decide where we should be located other than our valuable customers? That's why we have created this community and put the question out to you - Where should our salons be located? Your input and feedback would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance and look forward to hearing from you.

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	organizedfamine 2007-08-23 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Congrats, you made FOX News! That's about as accomplished as making the local news... in Madawaska. WFT is this? The overpriced Hooters of hair salons? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wheat 2007-08-23 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah Madawaska! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	maggiesox 2007-08-23 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Congrats. You spawned a tag. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	vtgrrl 2007-08-23 11:19 am UTC (link)
	1000 internet points for actually pulling up a map and doing research to make your witty comment. Well played! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	isoldmyatlas 2007-08-23 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I love the tags. (Reply to this)

	maggiesox 2007-08-23 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh, this should be fun. (Reply to this)

	aloha_moira 2007-08-23 02:20 am UTC (link)
	This post embodies the word "whore" on so many levels... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maggiesox 2007-08-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Would it be overly pedantic of me to point out to a men's hair care establshment emplying scantily clad women that Pennsylvania and Massacusetts are Commonwealths? Probably. Ahhh, well. This should be amusing anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	patsfan630 2007-08-23 02:21 am UTC (link)
	how is this post not removed? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	organizedfamine 2007-08-23 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Check the tags. It's left up for our mockery. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	organizedfamine 2007-08-23 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Can you advertise prostitution publicly? I'd suggest you place this fine franchise as far as possible from any police stations in the Greater Boston area. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	arrowintwolakes 2007-08-23 02:47 am UTC (link)
	You should see the reception it's received in other communities. Us folk here in RSN are tame in comparison. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	groovinmahoovin 2007-08-23 02:29 am UTC (link)
	hello i am a potato (Reply to this) (Thread)

	arrowintwolakes 2007-08-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I AM A BANANA (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	catullus_5 2007-08-23 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Thank God I no longer have to suffer the indignity of getting a haircut in a non-sports-themed barbershop. Plus, since I always schedule my haircuts during Patriots games, I'll finally be able to follow my team. (Reply to this)

	piney61 2007-08-23 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Why do I have the feeling that A-Rod was behind this? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	illiander_9bees 2007-08-23 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Or maybe John Edwards meets John Kerry...? Anyone...? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	xliveandletdiex 2007-08-23 03:03 am UTC (link)
	"Massage therapy" Sure... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jujuwright30 2007-08-23 04:20 am UTC (link)
	I'd let them give me a massage. courtney, I think you'd like working there actually. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	xliveandletdiex 2007-08-23 03:06 am UTC (link)
	I can't wait until 0bsessions shows up with his creative Red Sox macros. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chadisfaggish 2007-08-23 03:24 am UTC (link)
	He just called me so im wonderin where the toolbag is hiding. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	ron_newman 2007-08-23 03:19 am UTC (link)
	OK now, let's imagine Manny Ramirez entering this establishment. Go. (Reply to this)

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	twoseamfastball 2007-08-23 03:22 am UTC (link)
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	arrowintwolakes 2007-08-23 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Hey guys, I think we're the only comm that responded in any serious way that didn't get a response by the OP! It might have been the tags, it might have been the nearly 1,000 comments left by other people about how this idea is at best laughable and at worst severely offensive, but I think we have a pretty solid place of honor. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aloha_moira 2007-08-23 05:05 am UTC (link)
	we're also the only comm that managed to deliver the mock without giving even a shred of helpful information. I think that makes us AWESOME. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	juliamon 2007-08-23 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I learned something today. Missouri is such an awesome state that it exists twice. I'm a bit jealous. (Reply to this)

	sadistic_kitten 2007-08-23 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	wow!!! 13 states but you named missouri TWICE, ummm that would be 12. Can't you girl count? oh wait, never mind of course you can't. seriously, where are mods? This should soo be deleted! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	0bsessions 2007-08-23 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	"Entry tags: can't figure out lj, do your worst, goatee fetish, it's hooters for hair, left up for mocking, not community related, oh man " (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	organizedfamine 2007-08-23 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Where's a DO NOT WANT picture??? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	0bsessions 2007-08-23 03:23 pm UTC (link)
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	ron_newman 2007-08-23 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Not yet noticed by anyone here: the OP claims to have "created this community". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	0bsessions 2007-08-23 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I noticed, I just assumed it was Al Gore or something. Didn't he create all of them? (Reply to this) (Parent)