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User:rapture_verse (11839382)
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Name:The Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised
About:In the end, or maybe it's the beginning depending on whether you're a glass half-full type of person or not, it turns out that Al Gore is wrong, and Pat Robertson is right. Saving the glaciers from global warming doesn't really matter when half the world's population gets Raptured* over night. Everyone is pretty surprised by the whole thing, even the born agains, or maybe especially the born agains who get Left Behind with the sinners and the heathens and the fags. The only people who are really pleased by the whole scenario are the muslims and the porn industry, who have been unknowingly allied against the Christians all this time.

The Rapture, it turns out, spawns the golden age of porn. Even better than the 70s. No, really.



*We don't really think the Rapture happened. Most of us actually think the Rapture is an idea created by crazy people. Because, you know, we're sane and stuff. This journal contains fictional material written about a fictional universe. We hereby disclaim everything. No profit is being made from this. No libel (slander?) is intended. Enjoy the show. Flamers will be severely mocked.

I should also mention, because I'm retarded and forgot the first time around, membership is currently closed. This is just until we get some stuff written and figure out what the hell we're doing in this cracked out universe.

Remember the lesson we learned from Whitney, kids: crack is wack! And a ghetto drug! Stay in school.
Interests:12: avarice, envy, gluttony, greed, left behind, lust, pride, rapture, sinning, sloth, sodomy, wrath
Maintainers:2: charlotteschaos, phaballa
Members:2: charlotteschaos, phaballa
Watched by:83: 200yearstoolate, acrest, albydarned, allyoops, amayahimura, amy_star_, annella, annkiri, apatheia_jane, arabella_hope, ashtraygen, athenejen, auralily, azure_k_mello, badb, balefully, bathsweaver, betterthanirina, bridget_x_alena, broken_lullaby, cardalia, cassiakohn, celtic_tigress, charlotteschaos, chasethecat, chickyoops, chreana, coniraya, coolwhipdiva, crazywritinfool, dramaphile, ergo_sum14, evilshelly, fanaticlook, forestofdean, goodnightbert, gwenknight, hayden_clone, hegemony, hkath, hothwa, ifyouweremine, jadedthang, kalimai, katie__pillar, kgoodbuddy, kliqzangel, ladycasey, lamis_p, lisabird, little5150d, masterofmercury, mavieparmoi, maybe_someday8, morbidmuse, nekare, obnoxiousblond, paganraimi, pennypack, phaballa, podunkd, pompeygirl27, prurient_badger, punnky_kitty, quixotic_fancy, rachel_martin64, redheadforever, rionaleonhart, sabry2677, saddle_tramp, saucychit, scarface_, seedyapartment, shoelacedreamer, shotaphile, sophie_448, steelknight, sunny_now, the_owlcat, vileseagulls, waterofthemoon, way2busymom, your_hero_died
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