GENENINAH - because becky can't spell ([info]mrshannibal) wrote in [info]randomthought,
@ 2008-11-21 06:03:00
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Current location:far and away
Current mood: awake
Current music:ticking of the clock

fruits and vegetables?
a carrot?
a cucumber and a condom?
the neighbourhood kids' baseball bat?
harry potter's broom thingy?
peanutbutter and a pug dog?
bondage strap set for the bed?


wow.
at least i ain't twisted like you sick fucks.



you kids have been watching waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much bad pR0n.



edited for [info]jedimindtrick79 and [info]korczyk


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[info]intothemorning
2008-11-21 02:30 pm UTC (link)
at least i ain't twisted like you sick fucks.

Yeah, you're twisted in other ways. We all know.

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[info]mrshannibal
2008-11-21 05:41 pm UTC (link)
quiet, you!

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[info]intothemorning
2008-11-21 06:04 pm UTC (link)

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[info]intothemorning
2008-11-21 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Also


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[info]mrshannibal
2008-11-22 09:58 am UTC (link)
you are evil and you must be destroyed.

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Trust me I didn't want to know either!
[info]rushmixtape5
2008-11-21 02:41 pm UTC (link)
The broom was from a toy that vibrated when shook I think and most women used it as a vibrator. True story. They took it off the market when they heard about it in Cosmo or some other mag.

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Re: Trust me I didn't want to know either!
[info]mrshannibal
2008-11-21 05:41 pm UTC (link)
right, right...i heard about that.

wish i had one now that must've been interesting.

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[info]inertia_exe
2008-11-21 03:13 pm UTC (link)
O.o you mean there's such a thing as too much pRon? Me thinks yer fibbin'.

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[info]mrshannibal
2008-11-21 05:42 pm UTC (link)
would i lie to you? now would i say something that wasn't true? now i'm askin' you - would i lie to you?

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[info]1foxyfemale
2008-11-22 12:33 am UTC (link)
Haha I love your icon!

(is it wrong that my 4 yr. old son is watching a music show singing about sleeping all night while I am reading this?)

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[info]noizgul
2008-11-21 03:51 pm UTC (link)
I hate it when I see some porn that makes me think "Wow, she's hot. This could be a great scene IF SHE WASN'T STICKING VEGETABLES/A BASEBALL BAT/A PEPSI CAN/AD INFINITUM UP HER SNATCH!"

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[info]laurielee
2008-11-21 04:07 pm UTC (link)
lmao.

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[info]mrshannibal
2008-11-21 05:43 pm UTC (link)
what?!?!?!!! you mean you don't want to see some chick having at it with a massive pumpkin up in her cooter-gyne?
i don't understand.

;P

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[info]1foxyfemale
2008-11-22 12:34 am UTC (link)
Amen brotha!

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[info]jedimindtrick79
2008-11-21 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Noticed you didn't mention my peanut butter! I'm not sick! Woohoo!

Unless you list that under fruits and veggies...

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[info]rushmixtape5
2008-11-21 05:08 pm UTC (link)
oh man at least you weren't the girl who had the PB and got VD from her dog! Yes, her dog.

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[info]1foxyfemale
2008-11-22 12:34 am UTC (link)
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.................. *shudder*

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[info]mrshannibal
2008-11-21 05:44 pm UTC (link)
check again, kitten.
i edited my post.

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[info]thornsofhavok13
2008-11-21 05:53 pm UTC (link)
;]

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