[07 Jan 2010|09:53pm] outstare Why do people let me do anything at all? Left my debit card in the machine today, without even ending the session and logging out. Luckily my money is still all there post comment

[07 Jan 2010|06:35pm] retrospectively [ music | Ra Ra Riot - Can You Tell | Powered by Last.fm ] so i figure i have a 50% chance of getting a flawless, straight A+ GPA this semester. either it happens or it doesn't, right? i love statistics. post comment

[07 Jan 2010|07:32pm] vodkabeforenoon The first time I ate flaming hot cheetos my shit came out bright red. It was pretty epic that I felt the need to share it with my boyfriend at the time. O_o Maybe that is why I never got much sex? 2 comments|post comment

Attached to my third leg [07 Jan 2010|06:37pm] godsstepson If we had three feet do you think the foot in the middle would have two curves out like the outside of your foot, two curves in like the inside of your foot, or other? 7 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|03:24pm] vodkabeforenoon The temp at work has some major coochie issues. I can smell rotting tuna from across the room. This started yesterday and it has gotten progressively worse. What is so damn hard about washing yourself? This is how it started...yesterday she was by the filing cabinet. I was standing a foot away from her and could smell a faint vagina smell that went bad. THEN TODAY I could smell rotting tuna across the room. Anyone smell this before? How about when other women are menstruating? I can always smell it. Bothers the fuck out of me. Probably the reason why I do not have many girl friends. 12 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|03:36pm] me0w_baby [ mood | irritated ] if i had nuts, the usps would be sucking them right about now.  3 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|03:24pm] kobashi86 1 comment|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|12:42pm] briansbabe74 I miss you when I hear our song and sad break up songs. I really did love you. 2 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|02:36pm] monique_ "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." -Peter O'Toole 4 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|02:35pm] monique_ Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. post comment

[07 Jan 2010|02:13pm] ilse_witch Who woulda thought? 10 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|11:27am] see_forever What's a Z.J? If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1 comment|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|02:20pm] star04 [ mood | contemplative ] To be nobody but YOURSELF in a world which is doing it's best, night and day, to make you somebody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and NEVER stop fighting. -- E.E. Cummings 2 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|11:12am] coffeerage I don't even want to think about sex ever again. JESUS. 5 comments|post comment

and by record, I mean vagina. [07 Jan 2010|10:37am] downthesink [ mood | amused ] Hilarious and hot. 2 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|09:05am] monique_ Loves it when the forecast calls for so much snow that it includes a 40% chance of cannibalism. post comment

[07 Jan 2010|09:39am] ms_cucumber Whenever you hear the phrase "the couple met when they were starring together in X" you know that's a recipe for disaster. Do any celebrity couples that start like that ever end up working out? 4 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|11:46pm] 200222222200200 I saw a guy walking down the road drunk as hell. And i began to think maybe he wasnt drunk at all, maybe he was a zombie. And he could have possibly stumbled past a un-suspecting victim and would have bitten them, and now there is an apocalypse happening and i wouldnt realise it. Oh crap. 4 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|08:23pm] 200222222200200 I fucking love cherry tomatos so much, i could just live off them for ever. post comment

[07 Jan 2010|02:14am] outstare Fuck you, nose! post comment

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