Rancid Fanfiction

: valerie_z; November 5th, 20:08

Title: She Said Tim, Where Ya Been?
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: None, but the story is about Tim Armstrong and Tim Armstrong.
Rating: PG-13. No sex. Um, sorry.
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Takes place during the 2009 Let The Dominoes Fall tour, though I don't adhere to the actual tour dates/places. Thank you for reading this. The title comes from the song Memphis. Please feel free to join

rancidfans and

rancid_fanfic. All my fanfic is here.

( Lars, don't punch people until you're sure they're not cops. We've gone over this. )

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: valerie_z; October 6th, 16:52

The Green Hornet's real name is Britt Reid. I feel this would explain a lot about Brett Reed, if anyone would like to tackle a crossover fic.

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: valerie_z; September 18th, 10:15

Tim Armstrong/Eminem. Think of how many hats they would have! Someone write it for me.

Lars is adorable in this video.

: valerie_z; September 13th, 10:04

Lars flirts with another guy and is, in general, made of awesome.

Weigh on my Mind (Bert/Quinn, Bert/Tim)

: missellemorte; September 12th, 20:18

Title: Weigh on my Mind
Author:

missellemorte
Pairing: Bert/Quinn, Bert/Tim
Rating: NC-17

Weigh on my Mind

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: valerie_z; September 7th, 12:02

This is actually a really beautiful song, and I probably shouldn't pick out the one line about gay hustlers and obsess over it but OMFG I THINK LARS JUST SAID HE WAS A PROSTITUTE.

Well ive been rich ive been poor
spend it all on whores
got married and divorce to the girl thats next door
stolen fast cars dated pop stars
been around the world
slept with underage women
turned tricks for a thrill
tried sucide but didnt die
well im here to tell
i dont know a heaven
but ive made peace with hell
been shot at been stabbed
been beatin up real bad
survived everything without being killed

DOWNLOAD: The Viking

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: valerie_z; September 7th, 11:53

I actually took Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards off my ipod for a little while because I ran out of room, but then I deleted some other stuff and just put it back yesterday. The point is, since I hadn't listened to it a lot, I somehow missed LARS AND TIM DOING A DUET ABOUT HOW MUCH PUSSY THEY GET.

It features such touching lyrics as, "We slept all day cause we fucked all night", "I’ve done every hooker from here to Toledo", "Had a threeway in Austin / Just like in Boston / Just like I'm gonna do again tonight."

Am I the only one now completely distracted by Tim/Lars/hooker thoughts? I'm not going to get any work done today.

DOWNLOAD: My Life To Live

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: valerie_z; September 6th, 19:53

Them Crooked Vultures, consisting of Josh Homme and Dave Grohl. Bert McCracken is a fan of/in love with/stalking Dave Grohl, while Tim Armstrong's ex-wife cheated with/left him for Josh Homme.

Real life has presented us with an amazing possibility for Tim/Bert love and hilarious shenanigans. Maybe Bert and Tim will go on a road trip to see a TCV concert. Bert will be planning on seducing Dave by licking his eyeballs and giving him hepatitis, because hey, it worked on Gerard. Bert is too high to notice that Tim's trunk is full of guns. Branden is like, "Why do I always have to be the sane one?"

Write it for meeeeeeeee. Seriously, my life is so hard, I have 90 students right now heeeeeeelp meeeeeeee.

Branden Pictures

: valerie_z; September 5th, 22:01

I just did a Branden picspam here, if you would like to view it, think pervy thoughts, and then articulate them into the English language at your leisure. Thank you!

I'm a Lesser-Known Character (Tim/Matt, PG-13)

: valerie_z; September 3rd, 19:36

Title: I'm a Lesser-Known Character
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: Tim/Matt
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Takes place in 1991, when they were approx. 25. The title and some events in the story come from the Rancid song Sidekick. All of my fanficion is here. Thank you for reading it.

( I'm a Lesser-Known Character )

Easier Than Baseball (Tim/Matt friendship, PG)

: valerie_z; August 30th, 21:23

Title: Easier Than Baseball
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: Rancid: Tim/Matt friendship only
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Takes place in 1976 when they were approx. 10 years old. All my fanfic is here. Thank you for reading it.

( Easier Than Baseball )

Nihilism

: valerie_z; August 24th, 16:35

Nihilism is a good author who

rilee16 was kind enough to link me to. It doesn't look like she's updated her LJ/website in about two years, but you can find her fanfic at Don't Knock It and

leecherous. Here are a few of my favorites:

Reality. Lint/Jesse. I love this line: Jesse had vanished suddenly, but not without a trace as so many people suspected. There were traces all over Lint's life.

Spade. Lint/Jesse. I am a whore for magic snow, thank you very much, Buffy.

Who Woulda Thought. Tim/Matt. Very satisfying h/c.

Lets Play Along

: valerie_z; August 24th, 15:34

So I was reading through old LJ communities, because clearly, I win at real life, and I came across

lets_play_along, a dormant Tim Armstrong fanfic community. You may want to comb through it, though I can't vouch for the quality. Here are a few of the ones I liked:

Son of Tim by

revenant_oozi. Tim/Lars. Tim and Lars fail at parenting. Also featuring the story of Lint, a gnome that ate too much candy and imploded.

Sometimes It Hurts by

revenant_oozi. Tim/Lars. Lars is laid up with back problems, and they have some cute and touching banter. "Hello hello." He said, grinning for no apparent reason. Lars remembered scenes like this from several movies, now Tim would either murder him, or burst into song.

I will spare you the Tim/Billie Joe rape!fic.

You may get a handful of posts from me today. I hope it's not too intrusive. I'm off work and the car's in the shop, so this, M&Ms, and masturbation are the only things staving off madness.

Home (Tim/Matt friendship, PG)

: valerie_z; August 23rd, 18:45

Title: Home
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: Tim/Matt friendship only
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Since Tim was born in late 1965 and Matt was born in mid 1966 I'm just going to say they're the same age. All my fanfic is here. Thank you for reading it.

( Home )

Gonna Find You (The Used/Operation Ivy, NC-17)

: valerie_z; August 22nd, 13:26

Title: Gonna Find You
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: The Used/Operation Ivy; Tim/Branden, Tim/Bert, Tim/Quinn, Bert/Quinn, Matt/Jeph
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Takes place in early 2001, then in April 1988. In early 2001 The Used existed as a band but weren't successful yet. In April 1988 Operation Ivy was touring. My reference for the 1988 show is these videos. Many thanks to my husband for helping me with what happened in what year. This is for

xstunt_pilots. All my fanfic is here. Thank you for reading it.

( You taste like ska. )

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: valerie_z; August 20th, 23:30

Matt Freeman's children were the result of mpreg with Tim Armstrong. This is the real reason for their recent hiatus.

Just throwing it out there.

Write it. Wriiiiiiiiiiite iiiiiiiit.

The Ladies' Room

: bactaqueen; August 18th, 14:33

Title: The Ladies’ Room
Author: bactaqueen
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lars/Tim
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people or events is entirely coincidental.
Summary: Boys will be punks. Who fuck messily in women’s restrooms in the middle of nowhere.

( What a punk. )

Only One Rule (Tim/Lars, R)

: valerie_z; August 16th, 19:37

Title: Only One Rule
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: Tim/Lars
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Takes place in 2003. All my fanfiction is here. Thank you for reading it.

( Only One Rule )

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: valerie_z; August 10th, 21:35

I know this is creepy, but does anyone know Lars' and Matt's wives names? (I know Branden's wife is Spike.) It's just that having people say "my wife" in a story is weird when they're among close friends who would know their wife's name, and I want to have some credibility in my shitty fanfic.

I will leave their children alone. For now.

Thank you :)

California Son (Tim/Bert, NC17)

: valerie_z; August 9th, 19:11

Title: California Son
Author:

valerie_z
Pairing: Tim (Rancid)/Bert (The Used)
Warning: Incest.
Rating: NC-17, but just barely.
Disclaimer: This is pretend.
Notes: Takes place in the summer of 2009, when both bands are between/done with touring. All my fanfic is here. Here is my Tim/Bert manifesto if you need background or pics for either of the guys.

( One thing Tim prided himself on was how he was cool with everybody. )

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