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September 29th, 2009
sarajayechan
 | 12:55 pm - moar Avatar bitching
I'm getting quite sick of the constant rabid S3 bashing. Fine, it wasn't perfect and might have been a little weak compared to seasons 1 and 2. Maybe they spent too much time on filler and fanservice. And yes, there were some aspects, relationships, etc that deserved more exploration and proper screen time. But you know what? Hating it doesn't make you better than everyone else, nor does it make people who enjoyed it "bubbleheads". (I'm serious, someone on ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) hated_character said, after sitting through an S3 bashing convo, that she felt like a bubblehead because S3 was her favorite. That makes me sad because while those people are completely entitled to their opinions, that person shouldn't have to feel bad because of hers.)
Also, the Zuko vs. Aang wars can stop any time now. Like one or the other or like them both, but just like with any personal preference pushing one down to build the other up makes you look like a jackass. So do us all a favor and STFU about it, kay?
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/angry.gif) bitchy
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August 27th, 2009
clessaileron
 | 04:55 am - An open letter to the Tales fandom...
Dear Tales fandom,
I want to say that I still love the Tales series. However, the fandom has been irritating me so much as of late. Enough that it made me snap and said something I wouldn't say because I couldn't compress the anger anymore.
( Open Letter to Tales fandom... )
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April 29th, 2009
resop
| 01:25 am - pirates vs pirates
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124078244486857161.html
Apparently people who dress up like pirates are upset that the fishermen of Somalia have turned to piracy as a way of raising money in their dirt poor no government country. In fact, they want the Somalians to be named something other than "pirates".
They might have a point. The Somalians haven't killed, or tortured, or raped anyone yet. They've just taken over unarmed boats and held them for ransom and released them intact with the crew unharmed when the ransom was paid. True pirates would have sank them?
Also, the Somalians don't ride in huge showy boats with banners that say "we are pirates, shot missiles here". They ride in tiny boats, pulled by fishing boats to escape detection.
Also, Somalians don't have trendy outfits. Being dirt poor cuts down on your wardrobe choices.
My point is, the fanboys who go to anime cons dressed as pirates to participate in pirate vs ninja dance offs are glorifying a bunch of people who went around murdering people. It's too bad that current events have conspired to pop the bubble of their fantasy, but reality will do that sometimes.
Craig
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April 27th, 2009
April 14th, 2009
April 12th, 2009
betnoir
 | 11:45 am - Dear Dolls:
1. At what point should it just be accepted that maybe -- just maybe -- the average viewer just isn't that into Dollhouse? And that, despite how much you want it to be, it's not necessarily completely the fault of FOX or reality TV or the current way ratings are garnered.
It's all speculation anyway. You can run your scenarios, gather data from your focus groups, crunch the numbers six ways from Sunday, gaze into your crystal ball and read as many tea leaves as you want. But at the end of the day, you really may never know why viewers did or didn't watch.
So 'nuff of looking for a scapegoat, 'mkay?
2. Whedon knows how the ratings game works. And knowing this, he willingly chose to go back there. So quit trying to make him into some innocent babe in a basket with no control over what is or is not going on with the show's ratings. He has some responsibility in that regard. As does FOX. Stop trying to absolve him of it.
3. No, more promotion does not necessarily mean more viewers. In fact, speaking only for myself, it turns me off the more it gets shoved up my nose. I am pretty much guaranteed to never see that new Fast and Furious movie because it got shoved up my nose so many times (and yes, you are talking to the HK cinema junkie, so F and F should be a film I would want to see). My immediate response to over-promotion is: "Huh. Wonder what's wrong with it that they feel a need to hype it so much?"
I appear to be using this community to get out all my "I can't post that" aggression over on Whedonesque. Make of that what you will.
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April 11th, 2009
thegamemistress
 | 09:39 am - Hell hath no fury like a cosplayer who gets funny looks
At a convention I was at recently, a cosplaying otaku spent the con feedback panel whining (at great length and volume) about how anime fans were "the most despised" con attendees and how "unfair" that was. The members of the panel replied that there were numerous incidences of anime programming and there had even been a cosplay competition on the con's main stage.
Since I've never been treated that way in the years I've been cosplaying at that con (on the contrary, I've been complimented and even hugged by squeeing otaku), I talked to her after the panel, asking, "Who dissed you?" and explained the positive reception I'd gotten for my cosplays.
Turns out that "most people" reacted to her the way they had to me, but some people had given her "funny looks" (her term, not mine). I was, like, "Say what?"
On the plus side, I got a laugh out of what one of the panel members told her, "You are not the most despised...you still rank above gamers and furries." :)
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February 22nd, 2009
betnoir
 | 10:30 pm - Three things
1. Yes, I am a Firefly fan. But I may just get my ass banned from Whedonesque if I have to sit through one more round of WAAANNNGGSSSSTTT about Dollhouse. OMG FOX SUX and SAVE DOLLHOUSE and I LUV IT CUZ IT'S JOSS!!!! How on the name of ghod's lil' green apples can you judge if a show is worth saving *before it has even aired*??? Also? No, FOX does not have it in personally for Joss Whedon, no matter what sort of odd little revenge fantasy you've got rattling around inside your head.
2. The entertainment industry is still, first and foremost, an *industry*. It really doesn't matter if they are selling industrial scrubbers or Jamie Bamber's naked ass. They are still selling you, the consumer, a product. Get that through your pea-eyed, pointy RabidFan heads, willya? No, they did not prematurely cancel BelovedShow just to revel in watching you wail and gnash your teeth and beat your breast as you cry out to the heavens in mortal anguish. They canceled it because it did not garner the ratings they hoped it might. And once they've done that? They're over it and moved on. In short -- have a basic understanding of the actual way the entertainment industry works before you start randomly blaming it for everything from global warming to the current mortgage crisis.
2a. This goes double for any "Fans pay per view for BelovedShow" schemes. Sure. If we get enough fans to pony up for another Firefly movie, we can bring back Wash (it was all a dream, yanno), get ourselves some hot hot Mal/Jayne/Simon three-ways and maybe if we cough up enough dough, we might also get some Inara on Kaylee action. Where do I sign up for that?
not.
3. I recently purchased this little number for the teen-age daughter of a friend, with the stipulation that Daughter wear it to school and report back to me just how many Twilight fans had their heads explode. In a puff of sparkles.
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January 18th, 2009
mistress_kizuna
 | 11:50 am - (facepalm)
With all of these comic book movies coming out, it's obvious there's going to be some rabid fans to decry it all.
( Read more... )
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January 14th, 2009
dawnrune
 | 06:17 pm - have a few rants before i shower!
These are all general little icks I have. Enjoy them, as I tear them up and make them cry.
1) Must every M/F/F love triangle = Girl left out hate? I mean, is there anything to a girl other than the man meat she's DESTINED TO HAVE RAMMED INTO HER, OMG? No, of course not. Girls aren't allowed to have personalities. They're only allowed to fall in wuv with The Perfect Guy and be doormats, or they must be COLOSSAL BITCHES THAT WANT TO RUIN EVERYTHING AND THEREFORE NEED TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE. Oye. Come ON! Yes, in a lot of manga/anime/etc. girls are a little underdeveloped because the writers were too busy focusing on Hero Boi (though you could extend that very same "underdevelopment" to the sidekicks, the villains, etc. So why do the heroines get the bulk of the grief? Because they sit when they pee?) Even so the underdevelopment is not so drastic that you must make your Mary Sue fantasy self-insert out of one girl in your crapfic, and make a psycho bitch from hell out of the love rival. I've seen plenty of love triangles in books/anime/etc. and IRL, and more often than not those extremes just never happened. Why? Because they're stereotypes born of soap operas, and bad fanfiction. So why must it be the be all end all rule of love triangles that one girl is GOD, and the other one is SATAN? I don't get it. And why does the guy get off scott free, huh? Is having a penis an Avoid Grief pass, or something?
2) I'm looking at you, retarded fart corner of the het fandom. You attempt to be sane by saying "It's immature to bash Boy A/Girl B just because you 'ship Boy A/Girl C." Yes, true enough. Have a cookie! HOWEVER, when you continue from there with "But it's OK to bash any slash/yaoi pairings because yaoi's stupid." *snatches back cookie and beats you with stick* HET AIN'T THE SACRED BE-ALL-END-ALL ANYMORE THAN YAOI IS. And characters aren't anymore "straight" than they are "gay." THEY'RE NOT REAL. If you can play catch the subtext with your het couples, then we yaoi fans can damn well do the same! Either way, if we all get obsessed enough we buy merchandise, DVD's, novels, etc. and the creators profit off of us, so how are we so different? What, because the bishie you think is "straight" isn't so straight in our eyes? BITE ME. It's a fictional fucking character. He doesn't care how gay I think he is, why should you? Mind your business. If there's a gross overabundance of yaoi, you could take the time you'd spend pissing and moaning to write some het, SO DO EET. Contribute to fandom. Don't infect it with your diseased brain spooge.
3) Projecting your opinions on characters you hate through other characters is usually a stupid idea. Seriously, WTF? Say Jimmy McAssface is my least favorite character. I write Clara Cuntwad/Stevebob. Clara and Stevebob are good friends with Jimmy. I would not, say, project my negative opinions of Jimmy through two characters that like him. No, I would write Jimmy as Clara and Stevebob would, as happy sparkle buttbuddies just like they are in canon. :P
4) Popular =/= Crappy. Fans who refuse to try things/hate things simply because they're "too popular" get on my nerves. YOU ARE NOT TEH HARDCORE HAXX0R JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE POPULAR THINGS. QUIT PRETENDING THAT YOU ARE. I.E. I've known people who refused to play any Final Fantasy games because the series was "too popular." People on dA whine about all the Naruto fanart that makes the front page all the time. Yeah. OK, maybe it's annoying to see the same thing over and over again, but whining about it like it's the end of the world won't make it go away. Proclaiming that "it sucks" when you never even tried it = you're not even entitled to an opinion of it, IMO. You never TRIED IT, so you don't know WHY IT'S SO POPULAR. It's one thing to say "I'm not interested" and another to say "It sucks." So shut up. As far as I'm concerned, your opinion doesn't count. Also, I do understand that popularity may go hand-in-hand with the amount of batshits in fandom, but if you think small and unpopular fandoms don't have their bullshit, think again. My two main fandoms ATM are both small, and I've seen some douchehattery, man. Do yourselves a favor. First, ignore the fandom. Second, ask yourself, if it's so popular can it really be all that bad? Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. The point is to try. I.E. I TRIED Twilight before I decided that I hated it. Some haters don't even go that far. You should at least give something a chance before you decide it's the scum of the world. You might like it, as much as you don't want to.
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January 11th, 2009
mistress_kizuna
| 12:47 pm - Rabid Haters Suck?
Okay, I just really have to get this off my chest.
( Read more... )
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September 2nd, 2008
lyrangalia
 | 11:41 pm - Twilight Fans...
Dear Twilight Fans Twihards,
Yes, I GET IT. I get it that you love Stephenie Meyer. She's a special little snowflake. I get it that you want to have hot pillow biting sparkly vampire sex with Edward Cullen. I GET IT.
But will you STOP coming into perfectly legitimate reviews of Breaking Dawn and spraypainting "OMG YOU ALL SUX" and "EDWARD CULLEN IS HOTT" in sparkly pink glitter all over the comments? Because it's perfectly legitimate for a book reviewer to say "this book's prose is not up to snuff". It's a perfectly valid criticism to say that the pacing of the book needs work. People don't have to like everything you like. It's okay.
And you know what? I don't care if you think your author is such a special little snowflake that one word of criticism will shatter her into thousands of tiny sparkling diamonds. She's ON THE BESTSELLERS LIST. SHE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO HANDLE CRITICISM.
Please just go away. I don't need every book reviewing blog I read to be assaulted by "LOVE TWILIGHT OR DIE".
I feel better now.
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resop
| 11:59 pm - A slightly annoying thing to me
One thing I notice when I go to Anime conventions is that a really high percentage of the people who are cosplaying are cosplaying characters from whatever show is currently being played on Cartoon Network (CN-osplayers?).
On the other hand, many of these people do an outstanding job with their costumes and presentations, and I suppose that there is a point to being assured that there will be other people there who are dressed as a different character from the same show that you are cosplaying from ...
However, when half the convention is dressed as a ninja or a death god, it does get a little annoying.
Craig
PS probably more annoying are people who cosplay video game characters at an Anime Convention :p
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August 27th, 2008
ameban
 | 12:15 am - A big truth?
Recentely somebody I know told certain thing in certain's fandom comunity. What it was told is:
"Ok, all those stolen fanarts are really beautiful... but May we talk about this (series/episodie/characters/shipping) instead taking stolen fanarts and "Squeeee" speeches?"
I cannot help it was a big truth.
Of course it works different in every fandom and comunity, but it's a fact in many comunities, people only janks with "Squeee" speeches about this or that character, and take stolen fanarts (mostly from Japanese websites)--- and not says any important thing. Their speeches are just empty of any meaning and smart thought, and they only cares for taking fanarts instead using they own.
It gets my nerves. When somebody has a hobby, that somebody tries to share thoughts with others, not rambling empty thoughts.
Do you think so?
Current Location: mi casa, my home
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Current Music: Enya-Tempus Vernum
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August 17th, 2008
norikosama
 | 03:01 pm - I'm not sure if this falls into the "rabid" category, but...
It does fall into the "this is slightly obnoxious and annoying" category.
Spoilers for Code Geass R2 episodes 13 and 19.
( Click if you dare to be spoiler or know what I'm talking about. )
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August 14th, 2008
thegamemistress
 | 07:49 am - Rabid anti-fans suck
Hey, you -
Fine. You don't like Naruto. I can accept that.
However...
Not liking the series does not give you the right to go around the con hitting people with plungers just because they happen to be dressed up like someone from the show. I don't care if you are the "Narutard Hunter" - that sort of thing is unacceptable, and gets you reported to convention security.
Go to the dealer's room, get a bloody plushie, and stick that in the plunger, instead of going around doing something that could get you brought up on charges.
No love,
-Me
Current Mood: irritated
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August 8th, 2008
wisteria233
 | 12:37 pm - To the rabid first person shooter fans
You like to play FPS, well good for you I don't like to play FPS that doesn't mean that I'm not gamer. You don't have to play an FPS to be considered a hardcore gamer. Not all good games, or hard games for that matter are first person shooters. I like to play RPGs so what that doesn't make me any less of a gamer than you, so stop trying to shove your opinions down my throat. okay.
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August 3rd, 2008
kittdawn
 | 06:04 am - Anti-Agito x Yayoi Petition
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/anti-agito-x-yayoi-petition.html
""I sign this petition in the hopes that Oh! Great will change his mind in pairing up Yayoi with Agito. This pairing should not happen."
it amused me.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/disgruntled.gif) cranky
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July 31st, 2008
kari_izumi
 | 01:13 am - Short, but not sweet
Dear certain anti-Meg fan from the "As The World Turns" fandom:
Saying that you're a rabid, psychotic bint doesn't mean we're all Meg fans falling over ourselves because we can't stand hearing things we don't like. Yes, it sucks that your favorite character isn't a fan favorite and that some have taken to sending the actress horrible hate mail for it. Those fans make up a small percentage of those on the opposing position from you, and not everyone should be judge by the lunatic fringe. I certainly wouldn't judge Paul/Emily fans by your behavior.
Your batshit behavior clouds nearly every fucking thing you type, and they all say the same fucking shit over and over and over again like a broken record. Granted, TwoP isn't a home for those who love to gush endlessly without criticism, but no one wants to read the same vitroilc, hate-filled post and your moobat theories on Marie Wilson sleeping though Hollywood to get work. It used to be funny two years ago, but you--like Meg and Paul--have become old meme and shit no one cares about.
I've never been so glad to use this particular icon.
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July 11th, 2008
kittdawn
 | 11:53 pm - Rant on Fangirls
first off I did NOT type this
the girl who did type it gave me permission to post it, and said her rants are an Open Source. Ha!
she even had a antifangirls guild but got lazy lolers
xD to me this Rant is -hilarious sad funny- all at the same time.
EDIT jul 12
seems like everyone missed the point of the entry. its a RANT ON FANGIRLS
not Yaoi, or Homosexuality. which btw a dislike for fictional sexuality should not cause some kind of judgment on someone.
what is the Purpose of this LJ now if you cant rant about Fandoms?
Stupid ass yaoi fangirls. I'm not talking about the girl who likes yaoi. I'm talking about the girl who likes yaoi and feels the need to share it with the world. And I am not exaggerating here. This is the girl with yaoi all over her sig, in her post formats, in her profile, everywhere. This is the girl who ships two totally unrelated characters just because it's hot. Characters that are related, bitter enemies, or not even human. This is the 15-year-old girl who likes to watch anime guys fuck. This is also the girl who turns into a terrifyingly rabid beast any time you say something that sounds like it's criticizing her or her fandom. And beware, these beings travel in bands. you face one fangirl, you face all her friends. And these girls will pair up everyone and everything, regardless of whether or not it has parts. No series is safe. Let's see. Rule 34 should be amended.
Rule 34, corollary A: Everything is better with sodomy.
Rule 34, corollary B: If there are males there will be slash fanfiction.
And it's not just anime.
They've slashed Daffy Duck and Marvin the Martian. They've slashed Zim and Dib. They've slashed Sarge and Fillmore from Cars. They've slashed Nightmare and Siegfried from Soul Calibur. They've slashed Baraka and Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat. They've even slashed Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker. They've slashed Freddy and Jason.
THEY'VE SLASHED GEORGE W. BUSH AND DICK CHENEY.
And then they go and say it's canon.
The sig of one guy I ran across says "Remus x Sirius. Always Canon." Fuck you. Hell no it's not. If Remus was canonically paired with Sirius, why did he fall in love with TONKS, and get married to TONKS, and have sex with TONKS and have a son with TONKS.
The stuff that really disturbs me is pairing up adults with children. Not just teenagers. Fucking CHILDREN. It's creepy, it's sick, it's gross, and it's just plain wrong.
Orochimaru x Sasuke, for example.
And this is not helped by Orochimaru as a character. He looks like Michael Jackson and has that tongue thing going on. And Sasuke's what, twelve?
Augh.
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Current Music: Vocaloids...their irritating robotic tones are soothing at times
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July 1st, 2008
firemikokagome
 | 04:23 pm - Dear "Friend" From My School
You are not Sasuke Uchiha!!!!!
Nor will you ever be Sasuke Uchiha!!!!
Sasuke Uchiha does not like you!!!!
If Sasuke Uchiha came to life, he'd probably kill you on the spot.
With that said, why would you even want to be Sasuke Uchiha???? The guy's a homocidal,
phycopathic, vengeful bastard. I ask you how is that a good role model????
Dear GOD, this is exacly why I never got into the Naruto fandom, it's fans like you that chased me out. Pretending to be an anime character is not "cool," nor is it "trendy." It is STUPID, and it just makes you look like a big idiot. So please, just because you wear your fucking Naruto headband everyday, just because you wear black eyeliner as well, just because you pretend to be a sobbing emo, and just because you do those weird hand signs in public, does NOT MEAN THAT YOU"RE SASUKE UCHIHA!!!!!!!!! So please, STOP CAllING YOURSELF THAT!!!!!!!
You're just making fandom look retarted, and futhermore this is the exact reason your girlfriend(aka my best friend) dumped you, it's because you couldn't get a life and because fandom has ruined you.
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June 29th, 2008
thegamemistress
 | 08:33 am - Narutard shenanigans
While roaming the Dealers' Room at a convention I attended the past spring, I found a dealer who sold custom-made buttons.
I was happily picking some out when I heard someone saying loudly behind me, "These buttons that say, 'Believe it!' are illegal! They have to burn all of them! They should say, 'Dattebayo!'"
I turned around, to discover that the culprit was a youth in a Sound Village headband and street clothes.
*sighs* I like Naruto...but the stupidity of a large portion of the fanbase makes me want to scream.
Current Mood: irritated
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May 17th, 2008
thedarkbliss66
| 11:13 am - Oh, Reaper Fandom
Reaper Fandom, how small you are, you crack me up. When you read this, you won't be able to turn away from the stupid. Wait until you read what some of the RABID ones think. Spoilers, sorta, not really.
( Read more... )
Have you ever been in a Fandom that completely misses the point?
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March 16th, 2008
uknownprincess1
 | 02:34 am
Millions of certain Disney fans out there:
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February 25th, 2008
ameban
 | 11:45 pm - No, I am not!
"Dear Fandom....
I sorry, I am sorry, I really, really sorry, but... I don't care about yaoi and Harry Potter, both. I don't give a d*anm about yaoi, and I don't give a d*+anm about Harry Potter, either.
Am I a bad fan because of that? Can I keep a rational conversation with somebody else about this and that without mentioning anything related with HP and/or yaoi, or they both? Can I speak about "fan-stuff" IN GENERAL, withouth speaking again and again about HP+yaoi, only?
I am really afraid I cannot do that.
---I'm done.
Current Location: my home
Current Music: Several AMV.
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February 14th, 2008
mistress_kizuna
| 11:51 pm - Can we say LOL?
'Nuff said.
What's even more amusing (and also a bit sad) is how militant the OP is. So someone doesn't worship the altar of teh Holy R/Hr? Get the fuck over it; it's not the end of the universe, sweetie.
Seriously though, the wankery of the Harry Potter fandom will never cease to bring me amusement. XD
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December 12th, 2007
miotas_sisceal
 | 08:35 pm - A post about rabid fans of weight
KEEP SANTA FAT
http://keepsantafat.com/dnn/SignthePetition/tabid/54/Default.aspx
Santa is being forced to lose weight so kids will be inspired to lose weight. Now, last time I checked, a skinny person doesn't jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Hell, I'm 140 pounds and I still don't jiggle like a bowl full of jelly.
When I think of Santa, I think of the jolly fat man portrayed in all my children's books, and all my chidren's tv shows. And the fact these people feel the need to change the weight of a fictional character flat out WORRIES me.
Parent's are so worried that Cookie Monster and Santa are making their kids fat. But THEY are the ones BUYING the food that makes their kids fat. All these rabid parents who don't know how to take care of their own freakin kids, worries me that when I have my own kids, who the heck am I gonna find stable minded enough to not brainwash my kids into being anorexic little string beans who are so afraid to be themselves that they won't know how to think beyond what the media tells them.
If people could just raise their own fu***** kids to eat right, make the right choices, and know real from imaginary, then maybe the world would be a whole lot better.
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November 23rd, 2007
cp_jacksparrow
 | 02:30 pm - The Madness of the Pokemon Fandom
In the recent Pokemon D/P episode, a certain trade was made between certain trainers, along with some other factors as well.
( Cue the rabid fans... )
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November 16th, 2007
sarajayechan
 | 07:40 pm - OH SNAP
WE'VE BEEN DISCOVERED GUYS =O
5/23/07 - I've been amused to discover, via Angelfire's traffic statistics, that some of my essays - especially this one - have been the topic of discussion on various LiveJournal communities over the years. (btw, "rabidfanssuck" seems kind of contradictory - people being rabid about how much they hate rabid fans? Whatever.) It's kind of entertaining, and a little gratifying, to see that my ramblings can still get people's undies in a bunch 4, 5, even 6 years after I wrote them. This is fine with me; my opinions are just that, opinions, and not gospel truth (most of the time, anyway ^___^) and people are free to disagree with me as much as they want. Not *to* me; I don't like arguing and if you try to pick an argument with me I will just ignore you because I have better things to do. I don't even mind the obscene name-calling (not too much, anyway) because if someone is stupid enough that they have to express themselves in those terms, then why should I take anything they say seriously? So discuss away, and I might come check it out sometime and have me a good laugh. Oh, and just to clarify something that a lot of people don't seem to get: Yes, I know about Haruka and Michiru. Yes, I know they're both women and that they're lovers, and this is fine with me. They aren't mentioned in this essay because, duh, it's about the DARK KINGDOM, and last I looked, H & M weren't part of the Dark Kingdom.
Current Mood: amused
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October 22nd, 2007
miotas_sisceal
| 07:00 pm - No, you aren't going to meet him and have his babies
I'm sure you've seen them, and I'm sure you've had the unfortunate pleasure of talking to one. Those girls who are convinced that if they try hard enough, their singing fandom will come to their house and ask them for their hand in marriage. My unfortunate acquantice believes this about Ville Valo.
Ahh... HIM fans... or better, Ville fans - because while they say how much they are madly in love HIM, I'm sure they don't know the name of their 'husband's drummer.
And then it happens. Ville comes out about his wife and you go mad becuase she's a gold digging whore who doesn't know Ville like you do. She's just using him like all the other girls who want him - but not you. You truly love him. You know him so well you can tell the medics his birthday and blood type. That's a sign - you're meant for each other. Becuase no one else visits the sites you do - not even the webmaster. Only you. You and Ville. And together you will tour the world and have many babies before finally settling down in Finland and growing old together.
- Signed,
Me
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