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Reprise (Michael/Eric fic, NC-17)
Title: Reprise

Author: Nyssa

Pairing: Michael/Eric

Rating: NC-17 for sex

Chapter: 1/1

Summary: Medieval mud-eating leads to private pity party. Private pity party leads to -- well, this is slash.

Author's notes: Partially inspired by Holy Grail, and partially by Michael's mention in his book of his giving up smoking (at the instigation of Terry Gilliam!).

Disclaimer: Not real, but a girl can dream, can’t she?

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Beautiful (Michael/Eric fic, R)
Title: Beautiful

Author: Nyssa

Pairing: Michael/Eric

Rating: R, I suppose

Chapter: 1/1

Summary: Paradise by the dashboard light. Kinda, sorta.

Disclaimer: Michael and Eric belong to themselves, not me (sob!). This is fantasy.

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Honesty (Terry J/Graham fic, NC-17)
Title: Honesty

Author: Nyssa

Pairing: Terry J/Graham, and some unrequited longing.

Rating: NC-17

Chapter: 1/1

Summary: Terry has a secret. Graham knows it.

Author’s notes: More angst for poor Jonesy. There's something about him that just begs for it. Asterisks take the place of italics in the text for emphasis.

Disclaimer: This didn’t happen, as far as I know. But I have to say, I think it’s plausible. Terry belongs to himself, and good on him. Graham belongs to the ages.

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The Heart Has Its Reasons (Michael/Eric, Michael/Terry J fic, NC-17
Title: The Heart Has Its Reasons

Author: Nyssa

Pairing: Michael/Eric, Michael/Terry J

Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex and not-so-explicit kink

Summary: Who knows why we want the things we want?

Author’s notes: The only inspiration I had for this fic was that moment in the show’s first episode, during the Funniest Joke in the World sketch, when Michael, as the captured British soldier, gets slapped in the face by John, as the Nazi officer (to the accompaniment of sound effects provided by Graham‘s hand-claps). Being Monty Python, it is, of course, totally silly. But I always get a jolt from it because Michael looks so lovely for that instant when he’s slapped. Almost angelic. (This is a completely personal and quirky reaction on my part, and is not likely to be shared by sane people, but I will admit to sometimes watching that long sketch, or even the whole episode, just for that tiny moment). From such insignificant seeds grow long, bloated, tortured, over the top slash fics. I’m glad this one’s over. Title is from a quote by philosopher Blaise Pascal -- “The heart has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of.” The asterisks in the text take the place of italics for emphasis.

Disclaimer: Michael, Eric, and Terry aren’t mine, but if they were, I’d never leave the bedroom. I sincerely hope none of their love lives has ever been quite this confusing. Unless, of course, they like it that way.

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Hey, all.

I have a bit of a challenge for you. Go nuts.

Multiple pairing galore!

Subject: "Orgy with Eric Idle" or "Eric Idle: Prostitute."

According to Michael Palin's diaries Eric was friend with just about everyone in the rock business, most notably George Harrison. George funded Monty Python's "Life of Brian" (and has a cameo). Keith Moon was supposed to have a role in it as well, but sadly died before hand. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" was partly funded by Led Zepplin and Pink Flloyd.

Was there another reason why they did it other than just liking the troupe?

Or is Eric really an extremely good lay? (Or series of?)

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Is this allowed?

I have a monstrous list of... well, they're not quite requests. They're scenarios I've had floating around in my head for a bit, and I figure that as I'm a painfully slow writer, and too spastic to stick to one story until the end before starting on another, I'd throw these out there and see if anyone wants to play with them. Feel free to take, combine, modify, or ignore any ideas. (And credit is a silly thing where ideas are concerned, because it's not like you all didn't have equally (or the same?) perverse thoughts when you read Diaries or the Autobiography or whatnot, right?)

Also, I'm really sorry, but Mr. Gilliam is almost completely absent from my imagination. Someone wrote a fantastic thing a while back about Gilliam sleeping with all the Pythons, but I can't very well add that to my list. It's been done. : )

On to the silliness! )

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Carnaby (Terry J/Eric, Terry J/Michael fic, NC-17)
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About a minute in...


Anyone else want some sub!Eric fic now?

Poor Ewic.
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Hey, loves. I'm new here.

I just finished reading Michael Palin's Diaries (OK, so I'm a bit late). It seems like he and Terry Jones play squash every other time they get together. Being inherently perverse, I've decided to pretend that "playing squash" was code for "having sex", phrased as such because god forbid Helen (or anyone else) should ever stumble across that bit of information.

I have a few questions for you:

1. a) Does anyone own Diaries? This one's a library book and it's already wracking up late fees.

b) Would anyone be interested in slogging through the whole book and picking out the squash scenes for me? I'm totally expecting the answer to be no, which is fine--it's kind of an unreasonable request--but if someone has the book and the inclination, I will be very grateful. Barring that, I'll send the book back for two weeks and then take it out again and get to it.

2. Is anyone interested in beta reading it?

Thank you much!

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it's hard to make it when you're straight!
From Rutland Weekend Television, this clip features Eric Idle as a goth drag queen. It's pretty much awesome.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W4ArY4_5n1E

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February 1963 (Terry J/Michael fic, PG)
Here's a little piece of Oxford slash for you all. This year is the 45th anniversary of the "Big Freeze of 1963."

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Mates (Eric/Michael fic)
Hi all! Here's my second Python slash effort. I think I may have finally figured out how to post behind a cut -- maybe. We'll soon see.

Title: Mates

Author: Nyssa

Pairing: Eric/Michael

Chapter: 1/1

Rating: R, probably

Summary: Eric and Michael see the same situation from different perspectives.

Disclaimer: Eric and Michael own themselves; I only borrow them for my own nefarious but ultimately harmless purposes. This never happened, I'm sure. But, oh, wouldn't it be pretty to think so.

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A very bad idea indeed chapter three

Back again. I'm glad to see that this community is a bit more dynamic those days, with some talented new writers posting nice stories ^^
Here is chapter three of mine in which you have a little bit more of action and lots about stupid french people (call it masochism...)

A very bad idea indeed

Discleamer : I don't own them. You wouln't have guessed, hey? This never happened, or well, that is to say., as far as I know
Rating : R or M
Paring : Well... let's just say... Multiple
Time and setting : During the Holy Grail shooting, so 1974 if I remember well.
Summary : Graham drinks too much. What can they do? Michael's got an idea. Which turns out to be very bad. Or good, depending on how you look at it.
Author's note :As usual, tell me what you've though, I need your obsevations to get better  ^^   

Current Location:
Paris
Current Mood:
crazy crazy
Current Music:
"Jealous guy" John Lennon
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short fic
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. This is a work of fiction.
Rating: G
Pairing: Centurion/Pontius Pilate (characters portrayed by John and Michael in Life of Brian)

So I decided to do follow the directions for HTML lj-cutting this time. I did it EXACTLY the way trefenwyd told me to (thanks, trefenwyd). i hope it works. no apologies if it doesn't, though, because this time if something goes wrong it's the computer's fault.

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 oh my god.  i am so sorry, you have  no idea.  honestly, i feel awful.  is there any way of deleting the post so that it won't inconvenience you guys?  i don't know how it happened, i did everything the computer told me to do.  so.... if you have any ideas about a) what to do about it, or b) how the heck it didn't work, please let me know, so i know how to do an lj cut.  and, again, i apologize. 
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the fic
 Disclaimer:  I don't own these characters.  This is a work of fiction.
Rating: R
Pairing: Michael/John

If the lj cut thing didn't work (I'm very new) then I apologize sincerely.  

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beta requested
I've written a fic!!!!!!  My first one.... my baby.  Anyway, I could use some help on the fic- rating, style, that sort of thing.  If any of you are interested, please comment and/or message me.  Thanks!
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Sex, Drugs and Sudden, Violent Comedy (Eric/Michael fic)
Well, since I couldn't seem to post this correctly no matter what, I've decided to take the easy way out.  To read the fic, just click on my avatar and go directly to my journal.  I appreciate the help and advice from everyone; undoubtedly it's something I'm doing wrong.  But no harm done, I guess!  I hope the fic can still be added to Pythonslash memories.

Hope you enjoy the slashiness!

Current Mood:
optimistic optimistic
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Help!
OK, I feel like a real idiot.  I cannot seem to figure out how to use the cut feature.  My fic is done and ready to be posted, but when I tried to post it to my own journal, I couldn't get the cut to work.  I checked the LJ faq page and thought I was doing it exactly as they said, but...no luck.  Even sillier than that, I've actually done this before, once, and did it successfully but now I can't seem to.  <Hangs head in shame>  Can anyone help me?
Current Mood:
frustrated frustrated
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New to comm, not new to Python
Hello to everyone!  I am new here, but have really loved what I've seen so far.  I've read and written slash for many years, but no Pythonslash until just recently.  I'm in the middle of writing a fic, which I will post here -- well -- when I can come up with a title and an ending for it.  :-)  And when I figure out how to post behind a cut (I'm a little new to LJ).

I hope to have lots more fun here!

Current Mood:
artistic artistic
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